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Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Shows Money Apostle Suleman Paid Her Via Statement Of Account by kayo80(m): 5:07pm On Apr 08, 2017
Ishilove:
I will send you a memo the day I give a tiny fvck about what faceless internet bits think of me and my opinions.

That also goes out to anyone who will quote me to type the same rottenness that comes out of their anus every morning.
o.d.e girl. I used to think you were intelligent.
SportsRe: Tobiloba Amusan Emerges The United States Athlete Of The Week by kayo80(m): 3:53pm On Apr 08, 2017
alt3r3g0:
Two years after election and we still see things along tribal lines.

E nor go better for this politicians angry
I swear. This hate thing started during the last election campaign. Thanks for our selfish politicians who would go to any length to win elections
SportsRe: Tobiloba Amusan Emerges The United States Athlete Of The Week by kayo80(m): 3:35pm On Apr 08, 2017
Kenshiiii:
Awesome stuff...No surprises tho. I mean, who else if not a Yoruba woman? Our women swallow records not cucumbers cheesy

And they are the preservers of our culture.

Eyin sisi e jade jo wink E pepper wan pelu tatase grin

https://i.imgur.com/kWKoE30.jpg
lol! Pls, are you Jetlee?
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op):
Chapter 6


Andrew had his eyes on the pastor, following his every movement on the altar, but his mind was someplace else. Two things were bothering him. Once he managed to get rid of one, the other thought would occupy his mind. It would have made sense to entertain the positive out of the two, but it was so foreign to him that it scared him. He had even turned down a Sunday afternoon visit from Veronica, one of his favorite lays. It would have been a great distraction right now, but he was trying to face his fears head-on.


Everyone in the congregation got up in response to something the pastor had said, and he saw himself rising with them. He closed his eyes and started praying.


………………..


Anita had had to change churches a lot in the last couple of years and she was getting tired of the act. It usually happened when people started asking too many questions about her private life and trying to reconcile her with her ex-husband. She always wondered why most of them didn’t understand the difference between separation and divorce.


So far at her new church, things had been going okay, till a particular couple found out they lived close to her. They started trying to make her attend home fellowship services which were held every Wednesday at their house, and they also always wanted to follow her home after church.


Today, she was hoping to get out of church as quickly as possible without having to greet anyone, so before ending ‘the grace,’ she was already on her feet heading out. Standing at the church entrance, along with the other people waiting for the second service was the friendly couple. Anita sighed and contemplated headed back into the church. She quickly replaced the frown on her face with a smile when she noticed they had seen her. They were about the same height and looked like teenage siblings in the matching Ankara outfit they had on. Anita exchanged greetings with them and was relieved when they said they had to rush in to get seats.


As she walked to the main road, she thought of calling up her Uber guy and heading to the mall. She had been longing to see the new Beauty and the Beast movie, and she felt like right now would be the perfect time to do so.


A bus pulled up right in front of her when she got to the bus stop, and she instinctively walked up to get in but stopped when she saw there was just one vacant seat and an old lady had been waiting at the bus stop before she got there. The lady said some prayers to her in Yoruba before getting on the bus, and Anita just smiled and nodded her head.


A few people joined her at bus stop, and minutes went by with no bus in sight. She removed her hat and fanned herself, hoping not to stain the collar of the white shirt she had on with sweat. A fancy looking car drove by and she instinctively thought of Andrew. A smile appeared on her face thinking of their time together yesterday.


Working in a bank, and dealing with strangers all day and having to be formal with most of her human interaction had made her too rigid, and she had enjoyed being carefree with Andrew the last couple of days. But she felt it would be awkward calling him up to hangout when they spent the most part of yesterday together. And he would probably be with one of his girlfriends anyway, she thought to herself.


She pulled out her phone from her handbag, and scrolled through the recently called numbers. She was about to dial his number, but changed her mind and put the phone back in her handbag. Something cast a shadow in front of her, and when she looked up, the exotic looking car she had seen a few seconds ago was parked a few inches from where she stood. That’s strange, she thought to herself. She put her hat back on her head and took a few steps back. The car engine went off and the driver got out and leaned on the roof of the car. She looked at him and smiled.
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LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 11:48am On Apr 08, 2017
Lilyjoe567:
I'm here, sorry I took long


What a lovely piece author, good job
Thank you.
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op):
Kpeshi10:
Ah Kayo08, it's friday already oo, nd u havn't post any chapter yet, hope all is well??
I actually traveled interstate and I got delayed. But I am back to my base right now. I will start posting this afternoon. Thanks for the concern.
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TravelRe: Top 10 Hangout And Fun Spots In Ibadan And Its Environs by kayo80(m): 9:37pm On Apr 07, 2017
EgunMogaji:
Sorry but where is IITA district itself?
On the way to Moniya...inbetween Ojoo and Moniya...not too far from where i live.
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 8:30pm On Apr 05, 2017
Rahmoney:
Lovely update..
Thank you.
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 8:29pm On Apr 05, 2017
YINKS89:
Kayo80 abeg consistency is d key please do consider ur readers by dat comments would flow in Na beg I dey beg oooo.
I feel you. Unfortunately, I am on the road right now, and can't post again till Friday afternoon. Sorry about that. But I will post consistently from Friday. And for my next story after this, I would remember to post consistently. Thanks for this comment.
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 5:08pm On Apr 05, 2017
Kpeshi10:
Yo Kayo80, i still dey wait oo, d tori dey sweet me gan..... Nice work
I just posted.
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LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 5:07pm On Apr 05, 2017
boriowoope:
nice story, pls kip updating
I just posted another chapter.
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 5:07pm On Apr 05, 2017
Missmossy:
Something seems amiss, interesting piece keep it coming cheesy
I just posted another chapter.
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op):
Chapter 5


It was about 3pm and the bar was scanty. They got a seat at a table next to where the band stand was. Four metal chairs with cushions were placed at each side of the metal table. They took seats opposite each other. The place was a relief from the hot weather outside and she complimented him for bringing her there. Andrew had forgotten his second phone in the car and excused himself to get it after placing his order. The waiter was just dropping their drinks when he walked back into the bar. He sat back, poured himself a glass of Guinness Stout, took two quick gulps and sighed. He took a look at her drink before saying, “Orange juice?”
“Yep!” She said and took a sip from her glass.


“I was thinking you would have wine or at least Smirnoff Ice.”
She put down her phone and looked up at him. “The last time I tasted alcohol was with you and Tunde, and I can never forget what happened to me.”
“What? When was that?”
“That stupid concoction you guys used to take back in Jaja Hall.”
“What?” He said, looking confused, and then like he realized what she was talking about, he said, “Oh! You’re talking about our special cocktail?” He said with a smile on his face.
“Please don’t try and make it sound funky. It was some cheap rum and milk.” She said, and he laughed.
“Oh my God! I can’t even believe you remembered that.” He said between laughs. “It was Dark Sailor and milk.”
“Yea, I remember. I don’t know what made me drink it that day.” She bowed her head and laughed a little before adding. “Please don’t bring up what I did that day.”
“You…” He was saying and stopped to chuckle.
“Don’t.” She said, with a frown on her face.
Just then, his phone started vibrating on the table, and his countenance changed immediately before picking up the call. He spoke for a few seconds and said ‘one hundred dollars’ a few times before ending the call. He dropped his cell phone back on the table and then looked up at her with a smile on his face.


“What are you selling for one hundred dollars?” She enquired.
“What? Oh, yea.” He said and paused to take a sip from his cup. “I told you about the other thing I do.”
“Yea, I almost forgot about that.” She said and smiled at him. “So what is that other thing you do?”
“I rent out classic cars.”
“Hmm! You mind explaining further?”
“The car we came in is a 1983 Mercedes Benz SEL. It is popularly called Shagari Benz.” He said and stopped to crack his knuckles before adding, “It was used in the movie, Coming to America by Hakeem’s parents.”
“Oh! I think I can remember that movie.”
“Yea, I am sure you can. Anyway, people would pay good money to rent cars like that for a music video, or a wedding, or just for a night out.”
“Okay.”
“So, I buy up some of rarest vintage cars, and rent them out to people that value them.”
“That’s lovely.”
“The one I got a call for is the latest in my collection; a 1982 Porsche 911.” He said before gulping down the drink in his cup.
She studied him for a while and then said, “You know I can actually get you a really low interest loan from my bank if you ever need money to expand.”
“Hmm! I think I might need that soon. I am trying to get that James Bond Aston Martin…” He was saying when his phone started ringing again. He picked up, spoke for a while, and then hung up. “So, as we were saying… I think I would need a loan soon, maybe like…” He was saying and stopped to pour himself a drink. “Anita, I think we should stop the formal talk and just reminisce.”
She smiled for a while before yelling out in a low tone, “Anita! Anita!” Andrew looked at her with an inquisitive look on his face.
“You don’t remember?”
“No. What…”
“The shocking fridge at your house.”
“What?”
“The party you had at your house in our first year at the University.”
“Oh!”
“Yea, I didn’t know about the shocking fridge, and I went to get drinks for guests.”
“Yea, I remember now.” Andrew said as he sat up in his seat.
“And you guys came running, shouting my name, trying to save me from getting electrocuted.”
“God! Your memory is something else.”
“I had the best times with you guys.”
“I am still wondering how you didn’t get shocked by that fridge.”
“You guys said it was because I was dark skinned and you guys were light skinned.”
He laughed a little before saying, ‘How old were we?”
“18. Well, we were 18, but Tunde was 19.” She said and then there was silence. They both stared at each other, but their minds were miles away. And then Andrew signaled to the bar man to bring him another bottle.
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LiteratureRe: 'Stay With Me': Ayobami Adebayo Listed For UK Baileys Women's Prize For Fiction by kayo80(m): 11:45am On Apr 05, 2017
Pretty Yoruba girl. Congrats to her.
CelebritiesRe: Five Nigerian Artistes That Promised Us The Grammy Awards by kayo80(m): 8:16pm On Apr 04, 2017
BBBlaze:
d only act dat has won d grammy in naija is KOKOBABY. ...buh as she was returning frm d US to Naija, d award fell down and broke into thinny pieces grin cheesy
LMAO!
CrimeRe: Couple Drug, Rape Wife’s Friend In Lagos Hotel And Upload It Online by kayo80(m): 7:26pm On Apr 04, 2017
izzou:
The world today scares the shiit outta me

A man and his wife agreed to do this?

Tufiakwa

I wonder what the news would be like in 50 years to come
HAHAHA! I swear. I can't even imagine.
FamilyRe: What Was The Most Dangerous Risk You Took When You Were Younger? by kayo80(m): 7:21pm On Apr 04, 2017
solasoulmusic:
Life is sweeter when you take a risk not two
lol! Abi.
FamilyRe: What Was The Most Dangerous Risk You Took When You Were Younger? by kayo80(m): 5:25pm On Apr 04, 2017
solasoulmusic:
Na the crazy thing be say the ride was lovely

This thread makes me remember I also poured diesel in a petrol car by a mistake with help from someone who handles diesel daily and was blasting music not hearing the sounds of misfiring somebody was rushing me that day
lol! Crazy ish.
FamilyRe: What Was The Most Dangerous Risk You Took When You Were Younger? by kayo80(m): 4:36pm On Apr 04, 2017
solasoulmusic:
We live and we learn bro that time no slipper in sight I don wash hand in anticipation of mineral

Another risk I took was when I was 4 years old my brother said I should try this new ride down the stairs sitting in a cardboard box in one of those old London flats my head hit the door in 5 secs flat
Some cartoon moves. lol! I hope u at least enjoyed the ride before u hit your head
FamilyRe: What Was The Most Dangerous Risk You Took When You Were Younger? by kayo80(m): 4:25pm On Apr 04, 2017
solasoulmusic:
We live and we learn bro that time no slipper in sight I don wash hand in anticipation of mineral
lol!
FamilyRe: What Was The Most Dangerous Risk You Took When You Were Younger? by kayo80(m): 4:22pm On Apr 04, 2017
solasoulmusic:
lol my was quite similar because na the fridge wey soft drinks dey and back then we were notorious for hijackinh the key not knowing that the person that opens it wore slippers

I nearly didn't drink mineral again
lol! Sorry to hear that. By the way, your reply kinda helped me understand why my friend emanuella didnt get shocked that day.
FamilyRe: What Was The Most Dangerous Risk You Took When You Were Younger? by kayo80(m): 4:17pm On Apr 04, 2017
solasoulmusic:
I think I touched a fridge that the warned me was shocking men such a terrible one
Interesting. This just reminded me of something. Me and my friend threw a party when we were young teens and there was a fridge in my house that shocks, so it was just us two that got drinks for people. But we had gone out to buy something and when we came back we couldnt find our friend, Emanuella. We asked my younger brother and he said she had gone to get drinks from that fridge. Ahh! We started running to the place to save her. When we got into the room, she had actually gotten the drinks and was closing the fridge. We didnt understand how it didnt shock her. Maybe she was a baby witch we thought. lol!
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 2:27am On Apr 04, 2017
Missmossy:
Something seems amiss, interesting piece keep it coming cheesy
Thank you. I will post more chapters later today.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Attempts To Prove Facetime She Had With Apostle Suleman Is Real by kayo80(m): 7:31pm On Apr 03, 2017
lazeal:
I am not staunch christian and you might even know bible more than I do. I have only been to church ONCE this year.

Photos can be doctored bros. The print out she had didn't have phone logos. She claimed she bled.... no medical records of that? Which is more convincing? Video recording or screenshot? Facetime has a recorder and if she could save screenshot with a conceived idea of nailing this man, video IS THE BEST means of doing that. But you see VIDEO is not easily doctored except you are dealing with some high tech movie producers the money to do that is not CHEAP. I have transaction going now and my supposed buyer asked for PROOFS. I sent screenshot last week but in order to clear their doubts, I created a VIDEO today and sent it to them so that they will know I AM the owner of what I am selling.

Let her show us bank statements that she claimed was used to send her money or she does not have access to her OWN bank details? Why is she in Canada instead of Nigeria when she should be in court battling it out with ALL her proofs or she has not heard that the case is in court, why is she still bugging us with this thing or were we there when she was "ENJOYING"? She came to Nigeria and didn't even bother to see her own mother. I have access to my bank details with a click of mouse and she should have same. She should have records of the travel docs. It is funny that someone who should have records of things such as bank details was directing police to do it as if her own hands were tied or as if police have password to her online bank accounts.

When people talk, pay more attention to their body language than their words. Apostle didn't deny not knowing her. We don't know what they are discussing there in the pic as she wants us to believe.

Truth is they had a talk at one time BUT she is adding things that did not occur and that is why all she has been saying does not add up.

When people say someone does something... remove your eyes from the accused and beam your light on the accuser, drill them to provide irrefutable proofs in order not to cause another ALUU4 because you might be a victim one day. I am sure the ALUU4 one time said "Yes, he did it, kill him" little did they know that one they will be their turn.
I give up. Believe what you want to believe...but time will expose the truth.
SportsRe: Lagos Female Street Boxer Beats A Male Boxer In Training (Video) by kayo80(m): 5:15pm On Apr 03, 2017
adorablepepple:
Calm down why are you angry? Is it your boxing
Oya. Me I want to fight you. Only one round.
SportsRe: Lagos Female Street Boxer Beats A Male Boxer In Training (Video) by kayo80(m): 5:11pm On Apr 03, 2017
oshe11:
Mehn....



That her Knock Out Blow cn take down Mayweather





Since I cnt watch d video, cnt I Imagine it too
grin
LMAO!
LiteratureRe: Everyone Falls In Love Sometimes (A Romance Novelette By Kayode Odusanya) by kayo80(op): 5:08pm On Apr 03, 2017
Marchborn123:
Nice work
Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Attempts To Prove Facetime She Had With Apostle Suleman Is Real by kayo80(m): 5:07pm On Apr 03, 2017
loomer:
But people self fit don see the man with the shirt.
What everyone should be asking is...where did she get the picture of Apostle Suleman from to start with? Even if you want to photoshop something, or someone, you need an original picture. Religion and the fear of men of God have blinded many people and affected their logical reasoning.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Attempts To Prove Facetime She Had With Apostle Suleman Is Real by kayo80(m): 5:01pm On Apr 03, 2017
lazeal:
facetime no get recorder? What she has just showed is same picture she showed us before. Nothing else abeg.
Nope. There is a huge difference. This is the actual phone which she used for the facetime, which she then took screen pics of. She also showed the pictures and the dates they were taken, which is back in 2016, when there was scandal out in the open like now. Phone dates can't be manipulated like that. If you go to the pictures on your phone, and check the details of the pictures, you will see the exact date and time they were taken, which is evidence they were taken with that device. But I know people will still doubt all these evidence. Religion and tribalism blind us a lot in this part of the world. No wonder we ain't progressing but regressing.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Attempts To Prove Facetime She Had With Apostle Suleman Is Real by kayo80(m): 4:56pm On Apr 03, 2017
redx:
so why did she screen grab the image? or she already has the intentions?
She said she did that after the guy gave her something to drink and she started bleeding. She became suspicious of the man afterwards.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Attempts To Prove Facetime She Had With Apostle Suleman Is Real by kayo80(m): 4:45pm On Apr 03, 2017
loomer:
But wait o, the wife no know her husband shirt?
I am sure wife knows the husband sleeps around but is left with no choice than to cover up for him.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Attempts To Prove Facetime She Had With Apostle Suleman Is Real by kayo80(m): 4:42pm On Apr 03, 2017
donofdons:
IT IS CLEAR THAT THIS MAN APOSTLE SULEIMAN bleeped THIS GIRL AND HE IS DENYING EVERYTHING. I CANNOT CATEGORICALLY SAY EVERYTHING IS TRUE BUT I AM SURE HE bleeps LOTS OF WOMEN INCLUDING THE ACTRESSES MENTIONED BY THE GIRL.
STEPHANIE IS NOT A GOOD GIRL, SHE IS ONE OF THOSE OVER EXPOSED DELTA GIRLS THAT FROM A VERY EARLY AGE KNEW THAT SHE IS NOT MEANT TO BE STUCKED IN A RURAL VILLAGE OF SOUTHERN NIGERIA. SHE KNEW SHE WANTED TO ROLL WITH THE HIGH AND MIGHTY IN THE GLAMOROUS CAPITALS OF THE WORLD AND SHE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED.

APOSTLE SULEIMAN IS CLEARLY A TOUT WHO APPEALS MAINLY TO OTHER TOUTS AND PEOPLE WITH BENINESE TENDENCIES. HE IS A RAKE AND A CONNOISSEUR OF THE FEMALE FLESH. LOOKING AT HIS BALD HAIR AND VIOLENT TEMPERAMENT WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT SUCH A MAN IS VERY VIRILE AND VIOLENTLY FU CK ANY HOLD THAT COMES HIS WAY. PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE USUALLY VERY THIN AND HYPERENERGETIC AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT HE DOESN'T GET TIRED AND USES SEX AS A WAY TO COOL TENSION.
HIS WEAKNESS IS THAT HE CAN PROMISE ANYTHING AND GIVE ANYTHING TO GET WHAT HE WANT AND THAT IS WHAT HE DID WITH OTOBO GIRL
You summed it up perfectly.

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