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Programming / Re: The Tao Of Programming by KazukiIto(m): 12:12am On Aug 13, 2016
AKBliv010:


You should watch The Imitation Game if you haven't. It's about the invention of the Turing Machine.

Will certainly do.
Gaming / Re: PC Gamer In Calabar by KazukiIto(m): 12:10am On Aug 13, 2016
jaeyikeh:
08061649992
Whatsapp....let's talk

Don't have whatsapp. I'll call instead.
Programming / Re: Nairaland Now Adds Your Signature To Your Comment by KazukiIto(m): 12:07am On Aug 13, 2016
aalangel:


Who's " guy"?

lipsrsealed
Programming / Re: The Tao Of Programming by KazukiIto(m): 3:14am On Aug 12, 2016
CHAPTER 2 - THE ANCIENT MASTERS
===============================

Thus spake the Master Programmer: "After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless."

2.1 Who are they?
-----------------
The programmers of old were mysterious and profound. We cannot fathom their thoughts, so all we do
is describe their appearance.
Aware, like a fox crossing the water. Alert, like a general on the battlefield. Kind, like a
hostess greeting her guests. Simple, like uncarved blocks of wood. Opaque, like black pools in
darkened caves.
Who can tell the secrets of their hearts and minds?
The answer exists only in Tao.

2.2 Turing Machine
------------------
Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine. When he awoke he exclaimed:
"I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am
Turing!."

2.3 Programmers and programmers
-------------------------------
A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software conference and then returned to
report to his manager, saying: "What sort of programmers work for other companies? They behaved
badly and were unconcerned with appearances. There hair was long and unkept and their clothes were
wrinkled and old. They crashed out hospitality suite and they made rude noises during my
presentation."
The manager said: "I should have never sent you to the conference. Those programmers live beyond
the physical world. They consider life absurd, an accidental coincidence. They come and go without
knowing limitations. Without a care, they only live for their programs. Why should they bother with
social conventions?
They are alive within the Tao."

2.4 The Tao of Programming
--------------------------
A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his
programs. Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmers in the world. Why is this?"
The Master replies: "That programmer has mastered the Tao. He has gone beyond the need for
design; he does not become angry when the system crashes, but accepts the universe without concern.
He has gone beyond the need for documentation; he no longer cares if anyone else sees the code. He
has gone beyond the need for testing; each of his programs are perfect within themselves, serene and
elegant, their purpose self-evident. Truly, he has entered the mystery of Tao."
Programming / Re: Nairaland Now Adds Your Signature To Your Comment by KazukiIto(m): 10:49pm On Aug 11, 2016
Guy keep calm and look for another topic. I've seen that stuff for a long time now. "Check my signature" just means "read further."
Religion / Re: The God Of Old Testament And That Of New Testament Cannot Be The Same by KazukiIto(m): 10:36pm On Aug 11, 2016
In the words of Gin Rummy in Boondocks: "There are known knowns and there are known unknowns. There are also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know that we don't know." Instead of we encouraging ourselves to better humanity by our conducts, we are busy discussing about a complete incomprehensible being. We barely understand fellow humans, but we are so sure about the thinkings and workings of a being we can't even see. "He is wicked", "He is kind", "He is love" ... Utter rubbish. Have you seen him before? Just let some things be and do what you can. We have only one life, live it according YOUR goals. Stop bothering about an incomprehensible being.
Gaming / Re: PC Gamer In Calabar by KazukiIto(m): 4:40am On Aug 11, 2016
Ochiske:

08093882516
Expect!
Gaming / Re: PC Gamer In Calabar by KazukiIto(m): 12:23am On Aug 11, 2016
Ochiske:
Calabar Pc Gamer too.
I got MKx
Need for speed rivals
COD Ghost, COD Black ops 2, Black ops 3
Battlefield 3, 4, hardline.
GTA V
Fifa 15
PES 16
watch_dogs (2 editions)
Naruto
Metal Gear solid
Madmax
Devil may cry
Far Cry 4
So so interested in your Far Cry 4. 08067490432 - I can call if you will drop ur contact. Thanks
Programming / Re: Share Your Gdevit.com Experience Here! All Trolls, Bots etc - stay out!! by KazukiIto(m): 11:07am On Aug 09, 2016
badthinds:

The truth hurts... well thanks for your insults, iam a human not a Troll and I don't care... All I Care now is for you to increase the size of the textarea in posts.

http://www.gdevit.com/@badthinds grin

Though learn how to pick criticism like real men do ...
Keep calm and shut the f**k up! Thank you.
Gaming / Re: Gaming On Intel HD Graphics by KazukiIto(m): 5:51pm On Aug 08, 2016
AKBliv010:
Ah! Abeg o! You are own your own grin grin
Let me know sha! If it works.
Will do
Gaming / Re: Gaming On Intel HD Graphics by KazukiIto(m): 3:29pm On Aug 08, 2016
AKBliv010:

Guy, ur laptop fit catch fire o! I don't think I'd like to know after seeing the minimum & recommended system requirements. shocked

I'll take that as a 'Yes'.

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Gaming / Re: Gaming On Intel HD Graphics by KazukiIto(m): 5:38am On Aug 08, 2016
@Akbliv010 will DOOM 2016 play well on intel HD graphics?
Religion / Re: When The Bible Gets More Confusing by KazukiIto(m): 2:21am On Aug 07, 2016
Who created the darkness?
Gaming / Re: PC Gamer In Calabar by KazukiIto(m): 2:14am On Aug 07, 2016
Staying in Cali also. I have watch_dogs, pes16, FIFA 15, Virtua Tennis 3 and Just Cause 2.

Interested in your Ghost Recon
Gaming / Re: RAM For Gaming PC - WYNTK by KazukiIto(m): 12:44pm On Aug 06, 2016
AKBliv010:

I use a free program called CPU-Z. - http://www.cpuid.com/downloads/cpu-z/cpu-z_1.77-en.exe .'Task Manager' is notorious for quoting the wrong information.

On the Memory Tab, check the DRAM Frequency and multiple that number by 2. Why 2, for those who might ask? It's because RAM carries out operations on the rising and falling edge of the clock hence why it's called DDR (double data rate) memory.

Nice info. learning a lot

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Gaming / Re: FIFA 17 VS PES 17. Gamers Get In Here!!! by KazukiIto(m): 1:56am On Aug 06, 2016
I don't see PES bringing something new. Just polishing. Meanwhile FIFA will be stale as usual.
Programming / Re: Semi-final Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Vote Vizkiz by KazukiIto(m): 1:54am On Aug 06, 2016
More details. About the powerful script attack yondertime ago.
Gaming / Re: RAM For Gaming PC - WYNTK by KazukiIto(m): 1:04am On Aug 06, 2016
How to check the mHz?
Family / Re: The Stress Of Having Your Nigerian Mother Buy Clothes For You by KazukiIto(m): 8:25pm On Aug 05, 2016
R.I.P mom. God bless you anywhere you are now.

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Gaming / Re: Do You Own Or Have You Built A GAMING PC: Please Share Your System Specification by KazukiIto(m): 12:01am On Aug 05, 2016
texazzpete:
Main PC Hp Envy Phoenix 810-430qe CPU: Intel Core i7 4790k @ 4Ghz RAM: 32GB RAM HDD: 500GB Evo 850 SSD + 2TB 7200 rpm HDD GPU: Geforce GTX 980 Bluray Disc drive
HTPC (living room)
Alienware X51 CPU: Skylake Core i5 6500 RAM: 16GB HDD: 256GB Msata SSD + 1TB 7200 rpm HDD GPU: GTX 970



Am I dreaming?

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Programming / Re: I Need Contributions On The Development Of An Artificial Consciousness. by KazukiIto(m): 4:05pm On Aug 04, 2016
idlatest:
Not helping
At least I tried
Religion / Re: Jesus Is Just A False Christ by KazukiIto(m): 12:19pm On Aug 04, 2016
It's not about who's accurate or who is contradictory. You guys are missing the whole point. Religion is strictly personal. Jesus Christ claimed he was the son of God. I'm a son of God. So are you, so is everyone. As far as we didn't create ourself, we are the children of a Grand Creator. What do I take from his stories? Jesus Christ was a motherf***ing bad-ass. He thought differently. He saw things differently. He challenged his time and conquered it. His legacy lives forever. It doesn't matter if existed, was an angel, a prophet, or a crac*head. He didn't live according to the societal standards of his time. And guess what: he nailed it. Millions are dying in his name (how awesome is that!!!) What's ur legacy?
Programming / Re: I Need Contributions On The Development Of An Artificial Consciousness. by KazukiIto(m): 11:16am On Aug 04, 2016
Smoke weed!
Gaming / Re: Gaming PC - What You Need To Know (WYNTK) by KazukiIto(m): 10:00am On Aug 04, 2016
Following. Building a gaming rig is at the top of my bucket list
Gaming / Re: Motherboards (intel) - WYNTK by KazukiIto(m): 9:44am On Aug 04, 2016
What's that?
Programming / Re: Tigerjs My Personal Javascript Library Project by KazukiIto(m): 9:39am On Aug 04, 2016
Why the early marketing? You have not even had enough fun with it yet.
Gaming / Re: Do You Own Or Have You Built A GAMING PC: Please Share Your System Specification by KazukiIto(m): 7:24am On Aug 04, 2016
AKBliv010:

Took me close to a year to build mine. No way I could afford buying it all at once.

I've never felt the pleasure of owning one. Sometimes I would imagine my current laptop having a nVidia 710m GPU. Or I would Go to PCGamer.com and daydream about owning their $10k Large Pixel Collider.

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Religion / Re: The Barbaric Execution Of Ananias And Sapphira by KazukiIto(m): 6:27am On Aug 04, 2016
TomHagen:
The referee that likes to dish out red cards.

In OOP objects have properties and behaviour. The rules are already hardcoded into the system. For every positive, there is an equal negative. For every day, there is also night. For every love, there is also hate. The Creator is a being of symmetry. That's how I choose to see it, and I'm at peace that way...
Gaming / Re: Do You Own Or Have You Built A GAMING PC: Please Share Your System Specification by KazukiIto(m): 6:22am On Aug 04, 2016
AKBliv010:

Nice one...God go bless you with the means to get a high-end gaming PC o
Yes o. PC Gaming na expensive hobby
Religion / Re: The Barbaric Execution Of Ananias And Sapphira by KazukiIto(m): 11:31am On Aug 03, 2016
I believe there is a God. As someone that programs, I see its parallel in nature every day. Someone designed Nature, I will call him The Creator. My problem is with religion. To be very specific, 'organized religion'. There is practical wisdom in some of their doctrines, in other areas, they are overly wrong. In essence, no particular religion is exhaustive, we should borrow positives from each and try to better humanity. Afterall, there is always sense in every nonsense.

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Gaming / Re: Do You Own Or Have You Built A GAMING PC: Please Share Your System Specification by KazukiIto(m): 10:02am On Aug 03, 2016
--Laptop I use for my gaming--
Model: Acer Aspire E1-571
CPU: Intel Core i3 - 3120M
GPU: Intel HD Graphics 4000
RAM: 4GB DDR3 Memory
--END BLOCK--

I need a cheap gaming laptop. I don't want 'ultra-end' specs, just something that would play most games in 1376x768 resolution, manageable framerates, and medium video quality. Thanks

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Crime / Re: Interpol Arrests £45m Scammer In Port-Harcourt by KazukiIto(m): 7:52am On Aug 03, 2016
DannyJ19:
Why grant bail.....instead of direct entry to kiri kiri.

Send your politicians to kiri kiri first. Mtcheww... Organized crime is organized crime. Whether na government or private sector

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