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AKBliv010: Will certainly do. |
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jaeyikeh: Don't have whatsapp. I'll call instead. |
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CHAPTER 2 - THE ANCIENT MASTERS =============================== Thus spake the Master Programmer: "After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless." 2.1 Who are they? ----------------- The programmers of old were mysterious and profound. We cannot fathom their thoughts, so all we do is describe their appearance. Aware, like a fox crossing the water. Alert, like a general on the battlefield. Kind, like a hostess greeting her guests. Simple, like uncarved blocks of wood. Opaque, like black pools in darkened caves. Who can tell the secrets of their hearts and minds? The answer exists only in Tao. 2.2 Turing Machine ------------------ Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine. When he awoke he exclaimed: "I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!." 2.3 Programmers and programmers ------------------------------- A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying: "What sort of programmers work for other companies? They behaved badly and were unconcerned with appearances. There hair was long and unkept and their clothes were wrinkled and old. They crashed out hospitality suite and they made rude noises during my presentation." The manager said: "I should have never sent you to the conference. Those programmers live beyond the physical world. They consider life absurd, an accidental coincidence. They come and go without knowing limitations. Without a care, they only live for their programs. Why should they bother with social conventions? They are alive within the Tao." 2.4 The Tao of Programming -------------------------- A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs. Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmers in the world. Why is this?" The Master replies: "That programmer has mastered the Tao. He has gone beyond the need for design; he does not become angry when the system crashes, but accepts the universe without concern. He has gone beyond the need for documentation; he no longer cares if anyone else sees the code. He has gone beyond the need for testing; each of his programs are perfect within themselves, serene and elegant, their purpose self-evident. Truly, he has entered the mystery of Tao." |
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Guy keep calm and look for another topic. I've seen that stuff for a long time now. "Check my signature" just means "read further." |
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In the words of Gin Rummy in Boondocks: "There are known knowns and there are known unknowns. There are also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know that we don't know." Instead of we encouraging ourselves to better humanity by our conducts, we are busy discussing about a complete incomprehensible being. We barely understand fellow humans, but we are so sure about the thinkings and workings of a being we can't even see. "He is wicked", "He is kind", "He is love" ... Utter rubbish. Have you seen him before? Just let some things be and do what you can. We have only one life, live it according YOUR goals. Stop bothering about an incomprehensible being. |
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Ochiske:Expect! |
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Ochiske:So so interested in your Far Cry 4. 08067490432 - I can call if you will drop ur contact. Thanks |
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badthinds:Keep calm and shut the f**k up! Thank you. |
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AKBliv010:Will do |
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AKBliv010: I'll take that as a 'Yes'. 1 Like |
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@Akbliv010 will DOOM 2016 play well on intel HD graphics? |
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Who created the darkness? |
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Staying in Cali also. I have watch_dogs, pes16, FIFA 15, Virtua Tennis 3 and Just Cause 2. Interested in your Ghost Recon |
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AKBliv010:Nice info. learning a lot 1 Like |
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I don't see PES bringing something new. Just polishing. Meanwhile FIFA will be stale as usual. |
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More details. About the powerful script attack yondertime ago. |
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How to check the mHz? |
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R.I.P mom. God bless you anywhere you are now. 1 Like |
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texazzpete:Am I dreaming? 1 Like |
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idlatest:At least I tried |
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It's not about who's accurate or who is contradictory. You guys are missing the whole point. Religion is strictly personal. Jesus Christ claimed he was the son of God. I'm a son of God. So are you, so is everyone. As far as we didn't create ourself, we are the children of a Grand Creator. What do I take from his stories? Jesus Christ was a motherf***ing bad-ass. He thought differently. He saw things differently. He challenged his time and conquered it. His legacy lives forever. It doesn't matter if existed, was an angel, a prophet, or a crac*head. He didn't live according to the societal standards of his time. And guess what: he nailed it. Millions are dying in his name (how awesome is that!!!) What's ur legacy? |
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Smoke weed! |
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Following. Building a gaming rig is at the top of my bucket list |
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What's that? |
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Why the early marketing? You have not even had enough fun with it yet. |
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AKBliv010: I've never felt the pleasure of owning one. Sometimes I would imagine my current laptop having a nVidia 710m GPU. Or I would Go to PCGamer.com and daydream about owning their $10k Large Pixel Collider. 2 Likes |
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TomHagen: In OOP objects have properties and behaviour. The rules are already hardcoded into the system. For every positive, there is an equal negative. For every day, there is also night. For every love, there is also hate. The Creator is a being of symmetry. That's how I choose to see it, and I'm at peace that way... |
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AKBliv010:Yes o. PC Gaming na expensive hobby |
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I believe there is a God. As someone that programs, I see its parallel in nature every day. Someone designed Nature, I will call him The Creator. My problem is with religion. To be very specific, 'organized religion'. There is practical wisdom in some of their doctrines, in other areas, they are overly wrong. In essence, no particular religion is exhaustive, we should borrow positives from each and try to better humanity. Afterall, there is always sense in every nonsense. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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--Laptop I use for my gaming-- Model: Acer Aspire E1-571 CPU: Intel Core i3 - 3120M GPU: Intel HD Graphics 4000 RAM: 4GB DDR3 Memory --END BLOCK-- I need a cheap gaming laptop. I don't want 'ultra-end' specs, just something that would play most games in 1376x768 resolution, manageable framerates, and medium video quality. Thanks 2 Likes |
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DannyJ19: Send your politicians to kiri kiri first. Mtcheww... Organized crime is organized crime. Whether na government or private sector |
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