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mcvities:
Good day everyone,

I mobilized for the 2015 Batch B NYSC and my name was published on their website but I did not register. For 2016 batch A, Do I need to remobilize again.

Thanks.

Welcome bro. Pls ask @nysc_ng as the twitter handle because there was a certain time that someone said NYSC has began revalidation for those who couldn't go with B15 but since I wasn't concerned, I did not go into details of the info. So pls ask btw now and saturday morning ok
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Ayosco2008

WinningSun:
hi PCMs. this may not be the appropriate place to discuss this but I belief this concern us most. the use of the phrase 'PASSED OUT' in the context of completing ones education or the successful completion of NYSC program. doesn't look appropriate because 'PASSED OUT to me equal DEATH or FAINT. there is even an acronym used by CM POP meaning PASSING OUT PARADE=dying parade... what are your views on this.

Well let it be clearer to U.
PASSED ON= DEATH
PASS OUT=FAINT OR TO BECOME UNCONSCIOUS. Yes but
PASS OUT (from something) is CORRECT TOO SINCE NYSC CAMPING IS A MILITARIZED EXPERIENCE INTENDED TO GUIDE US ON SELF AND NATIONAL DEFENCE AND/OR ADAPTATION AGAINST UNPALATABLE OR WAR-LIKE AGGRESSION HENCE THE REASON MILITARY OR PARA-MILITARY MEN ARE USUALLY EXEMPTED ONCE AN EVIDENCE OF SAME IS TENDERED.
Finally, THE PHRASE PASS OUT IS USED WORLD-WIDE TO MEAN ROUNDING OFF PROGRAM FROM A MILITARY COLLEGE TRAINING, HENCE NO HARM IN IT USED AS NIGERIAN NYSC DGs FROM INCEPTION HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HIGH RANKING SOLDIERS DOWN TO THE CAMP AUTHORITIES WITH CIVILIANS HANDLING OTHER MENIAL JOBS

DonPsymon:
Baba I left my PPA since november 20. Not going back till january.

ewooo. Na enjoyment yanfu yanfu b dat oo.
Good to here from you again Man.
How is ur B15 hearthrob doing? What is that her moniker again? I remember it starts with d letter B or so

InvisibleGirl, I am seriously disappointed in You because of ur disposition as well as ur inability to discern between reality mixed with jokes and fun. Infact what I initially typed was uglier than what felaliveson put down but since it failed to load, I then decided to melow down this way so that I will not also fall victim of correcting a wrong with another wrong since two wrongs never make a right no matter the form of combination. Omo obirin ni e oo, gbogbo awon ti on bawi naa, omo Iya ni won oo, o de ti wa da oju ti gbogbo wa bayi oo. Iwa arin fin pelu ai ni itiju ni o hu oo, papaa julo gbogbo awon ore mi ti on ka gbogbo ounti an soo lojojuma ni won fi mi se yeye wipe ani igbera ga pupo. Like they say, one bad egg picked from a basket without further trial, classify it as a basket of rotten eggs
elmisti, Gazaliah, haywire1 and others, I tender an unreserved apology for whatever she must have said and pls kindly put her in her class as a fortunate teenage/ adolescent graduate

boboLIL:
U guys de try oh,,,


Kbs468. Baba nla , thanks fr dis thread

boboLIL!, even you! Abi my tracking gadget is faulty ni? Because d kind signal wey I dey get now is doubtful oo.
Oya make I kukuma trowey am to U for confirmation-U too b Citizen abi U dey here on the invitation of our Minister of Foreign Affairs-Johndanny?

DonPsymon:
LOL kbs468 how are you?

Yea I am good man. How ur side and PPA break? Abi una neva vacate office for Xmass jolification?

khattab02:
yeah! But there is still possibiity of facing those spanish sides.

ofcourse yes nauw. I only completed the list for U nee naa

khattab02:
weldone Arsenal!








#say no to Europa but welcome Madrid, Barca, Atletico

Worlsfburg or zenith since we cant play Chelsea and Man City for now since we belong to same England and Bayern Munchen operates from same group

amodu:
I will implore you and Oluwafirefunmi to let us handle them. Man to man.....

They are here on a mission. That mission will be an incomplete one. They don't know and they don't know that they know not; that 'there is time for everything' . When we the house owner have not finish selecting; we never belefood, dey kon dey bring plate. #Iranu

Lol yes amodu is right. They have completely abandoned their main purpose of visitation and believe U me, the legislative arm too is not left out of the forthcoming matrimonial festival oo

elmisti:
*Hands him bottle of cold water from*


Bakery dey arnd U?, abi why u dey hot like dis....kbs468...bikonu, lemme take dis guy to alaska, he needs to chill....as I dey look u sef...make I no talk, cuz u be my padii...oya come and tell me wats really up, abi u expectn buhari to av increased alawee b4 ur tym

I guess U have finally decoded her orientation now, so to cap it all Oluwafirefunmi and InvisibleGirl are bird of a feather belonging to the same gender from same Institution and aspiring to serve same year as destiny has proclaimed else InvisibleGirl should have been serving in Sokoto by now

InvisibleGirl:
The presence of the "visitors" is not very appealing considering the fact that most of them have nothing good to say about us or any relevant information to offer.

Its a pity that you only got Mobilised with B15 but wasn't part of the B15 Nairaland thread else U would have been reacting differently by now.
But come oo, does ur guy approve of ur going clubbing? Else U shouldn't even mentioned the injury to him oo because we guys listen to every details from U gals oo and one day one day the truth will come out. Again let me warn and advise U to desist from that henceforth by not allowing ur friends rule over U as U said U serve a living GOD

dominion92:
I'm here

I'm a female

Oya do the needful because we experience the opposite of South Africa's Semenya between you and VP Armynu oo as that would amount to a National disaster in Golden City oo

spixytinxy:
Haaa, so u no sure if u miss me or not. I miss u too jare. Ow u dey

Good to see U back sweet. Ofcourse IghravweIG missed U too even though he has confided in me that he meant no harm at all and I liked it

amodu:
Hon Minister I quite understand that diplomacy is the key.

Don't mind me jawe. But in nation, we all must not be cool headed because of foreigners that are not cool headed. or what do you think?

You are very right but above all, U of all people as a Senator should know that after the raggea in the Red chamber, the Blues always cap it all nauw, which ofcourse means that after every drama then comes the mellow

elmisti:
Kbs468.....no vex...lemme teach dis boy some manners!....



Which one go size u oooo?

emmmm Distinguished Guest elmisti, it hasn't gotten to that level nauw, amodu is only trying to express his constitutional responsibility as a Distinguish Senator of the Golden City Republic ni oo, so as senior personalities that U both are, I wouldn't want nerves to frail thus leading to war.
Amodu U sef should know how to relate with foreigners nauw most especially our esteemed guests. Abi U want to be addressed as 'inexperienced'? But not 'incompetent'? In the words of IBB relative to GEJ during an interview

oluwafirefunmi:
Anyone with reliable information? Someone posted on Facebook that she got a message from NYSC that read "mobilization would be in April"

I am sure U just got covered by the Census department under the watchful eyes of the planning and logistics Minister-Agoro1 lately else if U have been listening to ur Radio, Television and NOA services headed by the DG DTOBS regularly as well as reading the news bulleting from the Minister of Internal Affairs-Yanabasee relating to NYSC parastatal under his watch, U will know that we dont entertain such unverifiable news or messages here in GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

Good morning Citizens
Our guests, I hope you all are enjoying ur stay.
>2el-Always the Diplomat he is, doesn't always talk but when he does, U will surely see the qualities of an ex-president in him
>Gazaliah the Gaza man, well I deliberately allow U to engage InvisibleGirl nee oo without interferance because U observed no 'loggerheads' on ur arrival coupled with the fact that dats how we crack jokes here in Golden City unlike the one-way delivery method that is obtainable in Nigeria and across Africa ney the world at large, so she meant no harm at all
>finally, pls take delight in the first class and top of the world reception offered U by our amiable Minister of Internal Affairs Yanabasee
>VP Armynu, I am sure mobil18 certainly did the needful on elmisti before embacking on his trip to our dear Country as he himself admitted when he said *wrong first impression* but we all knew him already so no surprise but he must be rest assured that we are ready to business with him as we hope to diversify our revenue base. So Minister of Finance-Spanishmario pls take note.
>But VP let me use this opportunity to draw ur attention to d ongoing rumour about ur sweet dominion92 being a male citizen oo, so pls sir ask her to confirm or debunk the rumour by indicating her gender so dat U won't have a similar experience president 2el had with one Ifeanyija in B15 while searching for his missing rib
>Sambest1, pls we are looking forward to meeting U again as we acknowledge ur last fruitful visit whole heartedly
>Minister of Foreigh Affairs keep up the good work.
>haywire1, U are also sighted, welcome too and enjoy ur stay but I must warn U that all aspect of the MOU signed during pre Independence is still binding and intact oo, so dont come and insult our youths preparing for NYSC by calling them small small white fowls, or U want to devalue urself like trump of the USA did? After his campaign speech?
>My 3 angels-Pweedyuz, dhupsy and spixytinxy I recognize and appreciate U all officially while the matrimonial aspect will not be talked about here on public domain
Sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

Hello Leriebloom. Are you with us? if yes then come and introduce yourself and contribute your quota to your Nation Golden City Republic

InvisibleGirl:
Moved to Osun state last September. You can't tell me where I'd be posted. All you'd do is conclude based on assumptions and past happenings.

May the peace of the lord be with Adedoyin wherever he is now and I believe he will be seen by his grace.
So is Osun the state of skul domicile now?

Spixytinxy where are you though. I am missing you oo . Emilygold talk to us nauw, you that has been away for quite a while now

InvisibleGirl:
All you'd do is speculate. You can't say exactly where I'd be posted.

OK Pls tell me what state is Redeemer University located? I know Origin is Ekiti.
So also tell me ur 3 specific choices and I will tell you in details what is in stock for you even though this might change the equation of me seeing you in Akwa Ibom with Gazaliah

Armynu:
Elmisti will be coming too..... But kbs468 you know what he brings with him can corrupt minds oh!!!! In his voice kikikikikikikikiki.....

Ofcourse you know he only operates in lawless environment nauw and I am sure his youngest wife mobi18 who incidentally is a lawyer knows the implications of faultering international laws business-wise and how best to obey the laws of one's host community or Country and Aare2050 must also have guided him well

greatestman:
I had an eye problem making it difficult to use my phone... But I am better now... Kbs468 so you are an educationist too?
I have finished making and recording my scripts

Yes oo we are the Nation Builders as nothing on earth do you become without passing through a teacher or lecturer as they know them to be
sorry about your experience man

Armynu:
Its in that regard I welcome him... As the V.P of Golden City he deserves it ( don't you think so) great work johndanny and want more of such visits for the likes of elmisti, olami90, xcozee etcetera...

Ofcourse he more than deserves it and others too who are on their way shall be accorded a similar welcome as I believed that the minister of Foreign Affairs will surely remind them of the Memorandum of understanding signed at the point of offering us the independence we are all enjoying here in Golden City today

Gazaliah:
Then,am a 3 times governor be that (consecutively)

Yes no doubt about that and you performed even better than most Governors we've had before not because of anything else but in the words of IBB-they are 'inexperience' but not 'incompetent'

legaxi:
Any ABUSITE here over

Bros e be like say na Ladokites and AOUites dominate Golden City oo just like ABUsites and Ladokites dominated Batch B15 then

yes our country is attaining the much needed fame and recognition it deserves because I also received a phone call from Donpsymon that he is on-board a flight down to Golden City

Gazaliah:
It is not easy nah.....Hatrick to strong on 199,200,201...


I Feel Honored my Brethren


Gracias Gracias

It shows that stamina still dey body but we will only allow you to enjoy ur striking pleasure as assuming that feat in our Country means one is the automatic governor of the state since every page is a state here in Golden City

iphemama:
Pls can you enlighten me more about uyo and especially d allawee part...and also how dere camp looks like...thanks

Calm down ok
Because the Top most striker Gazaliah will definitely do the needful at his own convenient time even though I will also agree with you that the right time is now before they resume in January for PPA things
Modified: good to know he has responded but remaining the camping experience

Gazaliah:
So......Its because of physical benefit I dey do dawah?......

Bro,you are wrong...Am only doing my Dawah for the hereafter

Hahaaaaaaaaaa! don't get me wrong oo. what I meant is that after the whatever form of Dawah you indulge in, it is sweeter to the beneficiaries by giving them gala in addition

Gazaliah:
So............

So again since you have the knowledge and finance, use both to ur advantage and their benefit in AKS as to them, that will mean playing the blues after the raggea instead of buying more for me alone. Lol

Armynu:
My man.... What you doing here? I thought you were posted already... Welcome bro.

He is actually here to honour the invitation of the Foreign Affairs Minister-Johndanny