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U toast her, she sed NO...u vex go carry cutlass..BRO,sey na bush meat u won kill....maturity is not all abt d level of GOTI u av on ur jaw,is abt what u av upstair....som guys wnt stop amazin me...

enellcy: ...e-present..i greet yu all.

Dats my one and only....gud to c u bak,on dis trend....

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Jimwalex: really? some tyms i wonder wats so special abt serving in lagos sef.smh

ENIMONEY: yEs o! Can't wait to see call up letter...

Jimwalex: really? some tyms i wonder wats so special abt serving in lagos sef.smh

Bro, I wonder o!!!....most lagosians prefer other states,all d same Is all about choice..As 4 me,Lag don tire me ...nid a change of environmnt

Prixxy..hw ur side na? U jst dey bone me all dis while,hp I no rong u in any way

DrPhilA.Bd:
U & Vaseline... I'm starting to believe u lyk ur cucumber or plantain smooth, courtesy vaseline

All dese cucumber,smoot plantain,candle,even vaseline etc u gels av bin mentionin HABAAAA!!!,I no understand una o!!!,,Uniben babes eeen!!! I fear dem pass LION DEN(xcept few of dem),Drphila.bd I guess u skul in uniben..na so one uniben babe take kill/eletrocute hersef all in d name of sexfruit












Sowi,i min sext*y..

jydor4real94: U mean once can't do runz to 2-3 state, believing dat @least one out of it wil be sure.....

How can u RUN..3 state at d same time...d best tin,is 4 u to list out d 3 state base on ur preference e.g lagos,ogun,ibadan..and make sure u have only one source/pesin dat will influens it 4 u...yu tel d pesin dat u prefer lag,but if he can't,he shud try Ogun,if dere is no posibility,den ibadan...I tell u wit d ryte sorce u wil b deploy in lagos...but if u give it to 3 dfrent pesins to run 4 it,u might end up in BERNU..







Not BORNU,I min BENUE..
To influens ur deplymnt is vewi vewi easy,dats if u av d RIGHT SOURCE #backtoghostmode

ENIMONEY: true tho, where two or more people are gathered,there must be conflit. Diff idealogies....btw I don't do e-hugs, y don't u come over n give mama some sugar??

Chai..which one b sugar ...taaaaaaaaaar close dat tin,close it b4










Mama comes in,..
U want to finish all d TIN of milk...
U av added more dan 12spoon,and u are stil addin mor..
Pls dnt add sugar in d tea o!!!
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fragrant: Is this the way forward for this room? I am new here nd dis welcome is nt pleasing, Pls lets embrace oneness. Tanks all for ur corporation.

GBAM!! U av sed it all

NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation
Preparation Tips you should know before going to camp:

This piece was compiled to educate the prospective Corps Members and any other interested party on what to expect in and outside the NYSC Camp. You can share with your friends too.

Let's go!

MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a camp and not your flat! Just be ready for anything.

ITEMS YOU WILL NEED

1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
f. Most importantly, Your Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above. The copies may be surplus.

2. Important Ones ( For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but you may not like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers. Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please depending on how you spend.

GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned !

SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They dont want u to bring in prohibited items like iron, knive, bombs, etc.

REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bedspace. Then the paper registrations proper. Make everything ready. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.

YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them 'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get moni)

DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will leave camp.

THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/ marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won't faint, calm down...
So eat well. It's the stress that causes their fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !

YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.

THE FOOD
You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your 'tank' with delicacies at your cost.

STEALING
This is 'legalised'. They can steal anything. Be wise.

SOLDIERS
Hmmm, Obey them o. They can punish you. No walking, its all jogging wen they call u. Dont postrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. Be wise.

ALLOWEE
Your first allowance will be given to you in the camp cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will get Bicycle Allowance.

PHOTOGRAPHY
Photographers are ready to snap you every minute. Manage your cash.
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NOW, YOU ARE ABOUT GOING OUT OF THE CAMP YOUR POSTING
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corpers, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges.
Please! Don't lobby for your posting. Don't pay ANYBODY for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It's a clarion call to service; that's what dey call it.

GOING OUT: TRANSPORTATION
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the TEMPORARY lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day.
Please, when you leave the camp, home-sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don't go home straight. Please!
Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost.
Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too. Be wise.

ACCOMMODATION ::
You don't know anybody in Damaturu or Ekiti! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a TEMPORARY accommodation pending the time you will HAVE TOGET YOURS. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don't give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first 'allowee' which you received in the camp is already going down!

REGISTRATIONS
This is why you don't have to go home straight. Your registration at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of a Corper's cup of tea. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Permission to go home? Long process! You will know why it's so. Well, I hope dese few tips will go a long way.
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prixxy7: rily my skul ID card has expired sha. Hmmmmm *scratches head* anyway tanx a million ƒø̲̣̣я̅ dis. U̶̲̥̅̊ have been so helpful. God bless. So pls do U̶̲̥̅̊ knw hhow I can get d nysc temporary ID card?

You wil use ur expired skul Id card 4 camp clearance,b4 NYSC we giv u anoda ID card,d NYSC ID card is wat u wil be usin,while camping...#backtoghostmode