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zerray: pls ill advice you to stay out of it if you dnt know what happend,if sowl didnt quote me will i respond or you feel like talking? i didnt quote fragnant i only said i agree wt her wats wrong wth dt? pls we shld learn to respect ourselves pls. this is why ill rather read than write anytyn.cos some ppl must blow it out of proportion

I neva mention ur name...u dnt want anybody to quote u,and u are quotin me,go bak tru my post,u wnt c any were I mention ur name....truth will always taste bitter #

We all are entitle to our own opinion....som pesin go carry dere own fraustration dey put am 4 anoda pesin body haba!!!,
D last time I chek,sowl,quoted fragrant post..fragrant saw it witout complaaining....na anoda pesin com dey drink panadol 4 fragrant hedache shuooooo!!!,let's learn to call a spade a spade.....
Tankgod na just e-fite,..if not som pesins go don colet

90% of u guys would be posted to a school to teach...

Ready ur mind to be a











village teacher!! Lol

***Three weeks in NYSC Orientation Camp***
He had never seen a large collection of ladies in shorts and plain T-shirts.
As they jogged to the early morning beat, their oscillating breasts blow his mind, As they made friends in his platoon, his sex urge surged.
Three weeks of orientation would give him a re-orientation.
She had never had so many male friends around her, all at once.
As they jogged to the early morning beat, their six-packed chests bounced along.
Soon, numbers were exchanged and fantasies began.
Three week of orientation would give her a re-orientation.
In three weeks, many women might forget they are married.
In three weeks, many believers may have sex on open fields. In three weeks, many virgins may cross the red lines. In three weeks, many could exchange their soul for a good PPA.
As the NYSC orientation camp opens nationwide come August 5th, the battle for purity is top on the agenda.
How would it be at the end?
How many would come back victorious?
You shall overcome!

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NYSC state amount(states and monthly state allowance paid).
Apart from the N19,800 that the federal govt would pay you monthly,the state you would be serving might also be paying you allowances monthly.Here is a list of how much each state pays:
Oyo - 3800/4000
Osun - 5000
Kano - 4000
Kwara-0000
Abuja - 0000
Borno - 1000(even if na 100,000 corpers go greee serve )
Yobe - 2500
Nasarrawa - 4000
Bauchi - 1250
Edo - 0000
Ogun - 5000
Enugu - 10000
Ekiti - 5000
Bayelsa - 3000/4000/5000
Delta - 5000
Rivers - 5000-10000(depending on ur location/ppa)
Cross River - 4000
Taraba - 10,000
Imo - 0000
Abia - 5000
Zamfara - 3000
Ebonyi - 5000
Jigawa - 5000
Akwa Ibom - 7000
Sokoto - 4000
Katsina - 2000
Kebbi - 2000
Kogi - 1250
Anambra - 5800
Gombe - 1000
Niger - 4000.
Lagos- 15000.( Only 2 som selected/lucky corpers)
Pls note that this amount may not be fix and could be changed by the state govt without consulting you.
Also it may not be regularly paid..the above amount is 95% real..
Una gudmornin o!!!

Ifyzo: how's ya day going?

Is goin d way plan it(good),nd urs?

ikescope: ..hawa u boss?

Bro,am gud...hw are u preparin 4 service..hop u av gotten all wat u needed 4 camp?

Ifyzo: how's ya day going?

Is goin d way i plan it(good),nd urs?

Reading these texts ifyzo,sanguine,Kennykg,traecy,ikescope,noblestay...Una good aftanoon o!

NYSC Registration Tips:
Your one year National Service begins from the date you are documented for service at the NYSC orientation camp.
*Stages of registration.
(a) Submission of call-up letter (do not laminate the call-up letter because it will be collected from you and not returned)
(b) Presentation of your last institutions ID card for screening
(c) Presentation of original certificates/statement of results for screening.
After screening of the above, you will be issued with:
(a) State code number which is exclusively yours
(b) A meal ticket (card)
(c) A file to house the call-up letter, photocopies of your credentials and other NYSC forms you are expected to complete
(d) Register your name in the “Book of Life” (BoL)
(e) Filling of series of NYSC forms under the guide of NYSC officials.
Important Points to Note:
1. Read carefully all the instructions in every handout, booklet or forms before filling them. Do not hurry in completing the forms.
2. Write legibly on all forms to be completed, preferably use capital letters (Upper Case) especially the certificate format.
3. Ensure that you supply accurate and complete information on all required formats.
4. Where you are required to supply any address be it next of kin, home address or mailing address, you must include name of street, house number, name of town in addition to post office number. This will help greatly to trace your parents/next of kin in case of an emergency. It can also help even after the service year.
5. Always take your turn (queue up) for everything for the purpose of orderliness.
...I wish You all a hitch-free service year!

zerray: buahah lets just wait. but ill advice dnt be 100%sure of anytyn so you dnt suffer from severe hrt attack

Dats wat am trying to say....dats Y I used d word MOST (not ALL) guys...All I no is dat wat will b will surely be #destiny

ikescope: The euphoria amongst us about this our service obligation has got me musing 4 a while now....

The fear of the unknown or rather d fresh challenge ahead of me is making me think aloud.,avin in mind dat its coming @ a very sensitive period of my life...This exercise av d possibity of illuminating a bright future or even diming a prospective bright one...



But I believe God would make this part of our sojourn 2 greatness be a very +ve one....Amen..

AMEN O!!!...only GOD can do it....human can easily dsapoint...keep faith bro..God go surely do am....

osemu8: so many persons no their posting already,they are just waiting for the camp to open

Bros,we just av less dan 3weeks to get our callup letter,,,witout d callup leta,u cant tel wat we hapen..all I no is dat som pesins dat are nt expectin to serve in lag wil be deploy in lag,.som pesins will be deploy in 2 states(unclick runs),even most(not all) dat influens dere postin to places lik ph,lag,calabar,akwaibom etc we end up in either north central or North...mark my word..#fromexperiens

List Of NYSC Orientation Camp Addresses and State Secretariats' Telephone Numbers In Nigeria:
1. ABIA: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, UMUNNA, BENDE LGA, ABIA STATE.
TEL: 088-221546
2. ADAMAWA: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, OLD GONGOLA, BREWERY DAMARE VILLAGE ALONG LAPONDO ROAD,GIREI LGA.
TEL: 075-626560
3. AKWA-IBOM: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP,NSIT ATAI LGA.
TEL: 085-202320
4. ANAMBRA: NYSC PERM. CAMP, PROGRESSIVE SNR SEC SCHOOL, UMUNYA, OYI LGA, ANAMBRA STATE.
TEL: 048-550518
5. BAUCHI: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, KM 60 WAILO EXPRESS ROAD, GANJUWA LGA BAUCHI
STATE.
TEL: 077-542348, 542658
6. BENUE: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, WANUME,TARKA LGA, KM 35 MAKURDI GBOKO ROAD.
BENUE STATE.
TEL: 044-532139
7. BORNO: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, BIU ROAD, MAIDUGURI BORNO STATE.
TEL: 07-2311497
8. BAYELSA: KAIAMA GRAMMAR SCHOOL KAIAMA KOLOKUMA/OPOKUMA LGA, BAYELSA STATE.
TEL: nil
9. CROSS-RIVER: NYSC TEMPORARY ORIENTATION CAMP, ST BRENDANS SECONDARY SCHOOL IYAMOYONG, OBUBRA LGA.
TEL: 087-221168, 224724
10. DELTA: NYSC PERM. ORIENTATION CAMP FORMER MARTINS TTC, ISSELE-UKU ANIOCHA NORTH LGA, DELTA STATE.
TEL: 056-250219
11. EBONYI: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP FORMER MAC GREGOR COLLEGE AFIKPO, EBONYI
STATE .
TEL: 043-20008
12. EDO: NYSC PERM. ORIENT. CAMP, OKADA GRAMMER SCHOOL, OKADA EDO STATE.
TEL: 052-254619, 250219
13. EKITI: NYSC PERM ORIENTATION CAMP ISE/EMURE GRAMMAR SCHOOL. ISE-ORUN LGA, EKITI STATE
TEL: 030-250784
14. ENUGU: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, AWGU, AWGU LGA ENUGU STATE.
TEL: 042-225478
15. F C T: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, KUBWA F.C.T ABUJA.
TEL: 09-2341041, 2341556
16. GOMBE: NYSC ORIENTATION CAMP, GOVT SEC. SCH, KM 27 GOMBE-BAJOGA ROAD GOMBE STATE.
TEL: 072-223777
17. IMO: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, UMUDI, NKWERE L.G.A, IMO STATE.
TEL: 083-230699
18. JIGAWA: Jigawa state orientation camp address is now: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP,OPPOSITE ARMY BARRACK, FANISUA DUTSE, DUTSE LOCAL
GOVERNMENT AREA.
TEL: 064-721110
19. KEBBI: GOVERNMENT SCIENCE COLLEGE, DAKINGARI LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREA, KEBBI STATE.
TEL: 068-20057
20. KADUNA: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, KM 16 KADUNA-ABUJA ROAD, CHIKUN LGA, KADUNA
STATE.
TEL: 062-239317
21. KOGI: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, ASAYA KABBA, KABBA BUNU LGA, KOGI STATE.
TEL: 058-220184
22. KANO: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP,KUSALA DAM, KARAYE, KARAYE LGA, KANO STATE.
TEL: 064-662306
23. KATSINA: MULTI-PURPOSE YOUTH CENTRE / NYSC PERM. ORIENTATION CAMP, KM 4, MANI ROAD, KATSINA STATE.
TEL: 065-32600
24. KWARA: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, YIKPATA, EDU LGA, KWARA STATE.
TEL: 031-221405
25. LAGOS: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP IPAJA, AGEGE, LAGOS STATE.
TEL: 01-5455184, 5455185
26. NIGER: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, GOVT. SEC. SCHOOL PAIKO MINNA-ABUJA ROAD, NIGER STATE.
TEL: 066-221547
27. NASSARAWA: NYSC PERMANENT. ORIENTATION CAMP, MAGAJI DAN YANUSA, KEFFI, NASSARAWA STATE.
TEL: 047-21399
28. ONDO: NYSC PERMANENT CAMP, ONDO STATE COLLEGE OF BASIC SCIENCE, IKARE-AKOKO, ONDO STATE.
TEL: 034-241761
29. OGUN: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, IKENNE ROAD, SAGAMU, OGUN STATE.
TEL: 039-241790, 231340
30. OSUN: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, HOSPITAL ROAD, EDE OSUN STATE.
TEL: 035-2342018
31. OYO: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP, ISEYIN, ISEYIN LGA, OYO STATE.
TEL: 02-711521
32. PLATEAU: ZANG SEC. COMMERCIAL SCHOOL BUKURU PLATEAU STATE.
TEL: 073-460950
33. RIVERS: COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL, NONWA-GBAM TAI LGA, RIVERS STATE.
TEL: 084-334847, 233294
34. SOKOTO: GOVT. TECHNICAL COLLEGE FARU-FARU SOKOTO (USED BY SOKOTO POLY.) SOKOTO STATE.
TEL: 060-232320, 233294
35. TARABA: TARABA STATE GOVERNMENT COLL JALINGO, JALINGO L.G.A., TARABA STATE.
TEL: 079-23565, 22618
36. YOBE: NYSC PERMANENT ORIENTATION CAMP FIKA, FIKA LGA, YOBE STATE.
TEL: 076-522139
37. ZAMFARA: GOVERNMENT SECONDARY SCHOOL, TSAFE, GUSAU-ZARIA ROAD, TSAFE LGA, ZAMFARA.
TEL: 063-201635.

Samguine: 08128141034. You can send me a request on Whatsap.

Gud one bro...I luv ur courage...atlist u didn't do it behind us(by sending her mail),d way som men like ..#cleartroat..dem no demself...if it result to toasting,buksich u av no Option dan to accept his proposal...is a must o!!! I must confess I dey gbadu una parol wela....#luvseeingfwendsdatcare4eachoda...

madridfc: was posted to Borno, so I used Security... I got the state I chose, though some of my colleagues that chose either Abuja,Lagos or Rivers got redeployed to the nearest state to the aforementioned, & some got it via connection.

Okkkk...tanx 4 d info......

madridfc: very compulsory, if soldier catch U on Ur bed on/after 5am U re dead... I camped in Gombe, was posted to Borno But redeployed to Akwa-Ibom(batch A).
So what I did was to set my alarm for 4am, so I will ve enough time to go queue for water, ve my bath n freshen up.

Akwa ibom,my dream state 4 deploymnt,....On wat ground did u redeployed 4(helt,security etc) and wat state did u put wen filling d redeploy form?...

Samguine: BORING lectures

Dats Understatement..OVER BORING lectures

GodsFavourite1: yea, infact over buy wan worry me today

Chai...no tel me say u buy mattress ...lol
Luvly favorite,hw u dey na?....

adonismuller: hahahahaha......bros I no dey use fresh fish play...

[quote author=adonismuller]I smell ilaje

sokarsenal: . Looool......bro you just showed me that we in port harcourt are 'suffering' wella........150k for a 3 bedroom flat Is expensive in ibadan.......in ph that would only get you a very good self contain

Dat amount(#150) can only b use in rentin small shop in LAGOS(develop area )...

If you dare come late to camp.

faamo419: I bought 2 pair for my 3 weeks in camp

Woow!!!D kit Over make sense.....

Hissexcellencie: how many squares dey here?

36 square

rationalmind: hehehe, you finished from uniben?

The worst thing about the st.upid Ela is the way it affects ones GP.

Strangely, for some like ewosk, they never had less than a B in their ELA. I wonder atimes what exactly it is they write in their reports

I finish frm GREAT UNIBEN,.. KEROSENE Dept, sowi I min PETRoLEUM engineerin....frm 300level upward,few guys got A,while most stuudents got B..dats petroleum ELA...BUT Mechanical Ela na die o...

rationalmind: lol, na me hail you pass bro.

Can't jst 4get dose days wen men go PUT on BLUE lab coat,like NEPA wey won go climp pole.. ...na d ELA part na him tire me pass...

adedeji65: seriously with this one wey I see hear ......the most important thing to get for camp is my ...earpiece, phone and lots of chewing gum .......lots of personalities go de that side oo..

Me na d BIG HEAD phone wey disc jockey dey use na him me go carry go...I sabi mind businessss ..lol

osemu8: I will pretend I didn't see ur post

Som words are better when left unsed..GBAM!!!

rationalmind: I eventually studied Computer Engineering.

My fellow corrosive ingenium....,I dey hail una o!!

I was cmin bak frm yaba market wen I saw adakube(on pink,creamy babe) with buksich(on blue,chocolate babe) wen both are throwing BLOW because of ****,...I av no option dan to snap them....
No tak am personal
Na joke I dey o!!!

I was cmin bak frm yaba market wen I saw adakube(on pink) with buksich(on blu) wen both are throwing BLOW because of ****,...I av no option dan to snap them....
No tak am personal
Na joke I dey o!!!

adedeji65: with my likes In defense line , yu might have to hang ur leg oo

O boi..no tel me say na skill 4 RUGBY na him u won go use 4 camp futbol....abi u b zuniga?wey almst break neymar spinal cord.....