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Mbediogu:
Policeman: Paaark! Wey your particulars? Inner light!
Me: They are here, complete. This is keke, no inner lite.

Policeman: Oh so you want teach me my job? By the way where are you coming from this time of the nite?
Me: I am coming from a funeral?
Policeman: Na who die?
Me: Na one policemen so.
Policeman: Na wetin kill am ?
Me: Na one driver give am juju money for check point. The money come gum for him hand, the hand swell and the officer come die. . .
Policeman: wetin you go do there?
Me: I go remove the money for him hand so them go fit bury am. Na me do the juju. Abel take this N500 from me make I pass go before nite deep.
Policeman: Noooo! Take your money go. Police is your friend, IG say make we no dey take bribe again. Carry go. Safe journey. Good nite. Lol.

Lol.

emmahoney:
7 things I wished anyone would have told me as before graduating college:

1- University is for self exploration use your time and internships wisely to determine your goal so by the time you graduate you won't loose time figuring things out.

2- Have a definite GOAL.


3- If you have a talent / hobby that can be utilised don't waste your time working for a corporate! Pursue your own thing.


4- Don't let anyone tell you "you can't"


5- Invest in yourself and don't get drained in your day to day job: self study, post grad study, courses, sports, reading, seminars, travelling, linguistics ...etc


6- Never EVER depend on one source of income, ALWAYS have a side gig!


7- if you decided to work in a corporate you have to understand that your promotions arebased on 40% your hard work and 60% politics so you wont be frustrated.

Source :
https://www.linkedin.com/mwlite/reshare?id=activity%3A6295956073895591937

Great piece! Realized this before I graduated from school. The very unfortunate thing is that only a few parents understand this. Learning a also teaches a lot outside school walls.

KinzyeWriter:
Oya, Let's call our observatory sprit to look the picture carefully, the girl ain't smiling (1) people standing around her are not like celebrating (2) Sh isn't the only one in a mess as the picture showed there is someone sitting beside are as well, it is most definitely be that she has committed a crime that has landed her in the s**t

I may be wrong
Anyways Hapiberday sha.

I don't think you are wrong. Something is not right about the pictures.

MadCow1:
SMH


Or she is using style to advertise the Puppies For Sale.

https://i.imgflip.com/1j1eul.jpg?a416568

Abi oo. Na wetin me dey think be dat.

ogorwyne:
He seems to know a lot of thugs. Has he used them in times past? Thank God for his life

Was also wondering. How did he know their names and faces?

There's something really fishy about this. She was probably used for rituals.

luckyz4rea:
You can get on Fate road, after the filling station, beside shoprite, Ilorin. They are always on display in their cages out there!

I won't advise you to buy from roadside sellers untill you have verified info about the Parents and it's medical history such as vaccination and deworming history and records. Be careful!

14teenK:
Ho my God.. ..9ja crossbreeding is so painful

Yes, and it's killing our Kennels. Can you imagine crossbreeding a crossbred local dog with a Samoyed.
Haba!