OlujobaSamuel:
my phone almost fell off while reading this. Daddy Lai, abeg, small small, this is just too much, also who ask you?

he wan show say d tin still dey body ni

Realist2:
Even the devil marvels at lying liar.

hehehe devil go dey fear nw

serverconnect:
Lie Muhammed always arranging himself for another lies.

he never wanna retire frm liein

thesicilian:
Aba made drugs.

hehehe

Arda1000:
which kind lie be this nah

it is lai moha first law in lielology

Chikpat:
hahaha.

Lie Mohamed, plz tell buhari to come back home and be treated by made in Nigeria doctors in Nigerian hospitals

abi o

ElsonMorali:
Mynd44 Please take down this post. It's a falsehood. No link to the original source.

take a chill pill bro lemme modify d thread

The Minister Of Information, Lai
Mohammed, has revealed that
President Muhammadu Buhari,
is a leader by example, who has
started mandating Ministries,
Departments and Agencies,
MDAs, to patronise locally made
products.


Speaking at a National Media
Launch, on Thursday, in Abuja,
Lai Mohammed said the Buhari-
led government was not paying
lip service to the issue of Made-
in-Nigeria products, even
though he is in faraway
London, for medical follow-up.
He said: “The Federal
Government is not just paying
lip service to this buy Made-in-
Nigeria. We have taken concrete
steps to actualize it.


“It is true that the Federal
Executive Council at one of its
meetings, resolved that the
Bureau of Public Procurement
Act must be amended, in a
manner that will give more
emphasis and advantage to
Made-in-Nigeria products.


“However, we have also
realized that less than 30
percent of government
spending, ever gets to the level
of the Bureau for Public
Procurement, which means that
we must start a ‘root and
branch’ reform.


“This campaign must go down
to the level of Permanent
Secretaries and Ministerial
approvals, so that we can
actually be able to encourage
Nigerians, because as long as
we do not encourage the
buying of Made-in-Nigeria
products, what we are going to
do is that, we are going to
continue exporting jobs to
other countries and importing
unemployment.”


The Minister further noted, that
the Federal Government was
taking advantage of all the
digital platforms on the internet
to connect with the youths, and
convince them to take
ownership of the buy Made-in-
Nigeria Campaign, in order to
secure their future.


“The Federal Government is
determined to ensure that we
move at least 20 steps up the
rank of world global standard
of doing business; and in the
last couple of months, we have
achieved some milestone.


“We have for instance, been
able to achieve 31 major
reforms across 8 major
indicators in the area of ‘Ease of
Doing Business’, starting from
movement of passengers and
goods, to the time it takes you
to register a company”, he said.

www.
www.channelsnewsng.com

cc.lalasticlala

DOUBLEWAHALA:

Please please do quick Kenya fella are waiting

the Kitty-Cat i'm thrusting is too sweet i cnt remove my d.i.c.k frm her

so go look for anoda

DOUBLEWAHALA:

Abeg guy borrow me ur d.I.c.k make l use test am

my d.i.c.k is busy thrusting

ZarZar:


Are you serious? Because of what you said? Actually, I feel indifferent.

i hear

ZarZar:


No, can't do. Sorry. You're on your own, buddy. Maybe some will help you though


@Lionessza, is your crying friend ready to mingle?

u dey feel big nw abi

DOUBLEWAHALA:
There's only one way to way find out

then find out urself na

ZarZar:


You need them to do what? There are other South Africans here, perhaps they'll be able to help you with the hookups, I'm not a Madam, I don't do that

i never said u are a madam, i need dem to be friends. Just help

ZarZar:


Count South Africa out, we're spoiled for choice down here. Each one of us could have a gang bàng if we wanted to.

pls lets be friends i need south african girls

DOUBLEWAHALA:

Are u sure dey dat dey don't have high hiv rate

Bcus cameroon don cry des kain cry b4 only 4 me 2 find out dat dey hav high hiv rate

how do u expect me to knw?

ZarZar:


Uh huh Too many men. Those complaining GH & Kenyan women, their boos are probably here & we welcomed them with open legs...ahem...I meant...OPEN ARMS

i love south african girls, pls can u get me one?

ReneeNuttall:
First twas Ghanaians asking for male prisoners to be freed to bed them,now its Kenya.Who knows SA could be next.

dat shud be a seen prophecy

PapiSmith:
And some Nigerian bìtches are disrespecting us. Make una no worry we go leave this country for una

abeg leave so dat we go get surplus punany

DOUBLEWAHALA:
LATTER TO KENYAIN WOMEN
________________________________

I honorable barrister chief onye nkuzi ndi nkuzi also known as doublewahala have witnessed beyond dismay

That you need more men
*qustions*


Are the ones you have lazy?

Are they one 1mins man?

Which part of the country do u need man to be sent from

I hope is not naija?

Because the meaningful ones we have here, recession is getting the best from them

The available ones we have here are lazy



*ADIVCE*
Becareful of what you wish for

Don't let naija guyz flood there



Sign
MANAGEMENT

hehehe den no knw naija guys are nt smiling

def111:

No be lie oh, I have been there

share your testimony na

StarBukola:
Y am I not surprised?

why?

where are the naija guys make una port to kenya na

Omofunaab2:



Your chances are high for that particular course but everything depends on the number of applicants for that course.. Most especially when you have people with higher marks than you but unfortunately you don't have that information with you.. .

Nevertheless, i think you have tried.. Which you success but remember computer science no be beans oooo.. Csc, Mts and Sts are all brothers

lol

Victornezzar:
Space still dey alvan ikoku so don't worry

which one be alvan ikoku again?

heykims:
I feel ur pain Op.
Take heart, this country is just too bleeped up, u can imagine this level of unfairness..

really painful

Omofunaab2:
Funaab's cut off Mark used to be 180, but i heard its 200 now

hmm why e com be 200 na, haa

collinometricx:

president of space bookers, pls help me lalasticlala mak he push dis to promise land na

i was amongst the first set of students that sat for jamb on the 13th of may.

A lot of things happened at my centre but i don't want to talk about it now.

We log in and the time started counting at 120 minutes but i and almost all the candidate couldn't start exam and the time was running out.

At last the problem was rectified and i and some other started at 90mins, i had to pay attention to physics,chemistry and english thinking i would go back to biology later.

But unfortunately the time runs out so fast that i couldn't attend to my biology at all, even, i had to pick at random while attending to chemistry when i noticed that i have 2minutes left.

Now my score is 185 and i want to study WATER RESOURCES MANAGEMENT AND AGROMETEROROLOGY at FUNAAB.

And ENVIRONMENTAL BIOLOGY AND FISHERIES at AAUA AKUNGBA.

Did Anyone know the cutoff marks at funaab?

Chelsea playmaker, Eden
Hazard, has admitted that
after Chelsea’s expected
Premier League title triumph,
he will have one eye on the
Ballon d’Or.


Barcelona’s Lionel Messi and
Real Madrid’s Cristiano
Ronaldo have won the prize
between themselves for the
last nine years. But Hazard
believes it can be won by a
player in England.


Ahead of Chelsea’s clash
with West Brom on Friday
night, where three points
will crown them Premier
League champions, Hazard
says winning it is on his
mind.


“I hope to win the Ballon
d’Or one day,” Hazard told
Sky Sports News.

“It’s in my mind. If I don’t, it
won’t be a problem. I try to
make a good career – the
best I can – but I think some
other players deserve to win
it also.


“When Ronaldo and Messi
retire, maybe it will be
another couple of players
like Neymar, Paulo Dybala or
Antoine Griezmann, who
knows? We will see. It’s not
something I think too much
about.


“Could I win it? If I play next
season, we win the
Champions League and I win
the World Cup with Belgium,
why not?


“In the last 10 years, the
Ballon d’Or winners play in
Spain, but it’s not automatic.
If a player is better in
England, he will win it.”

Samsonyte:
There are 3 reason for the titled independence
1 The story happened during the time we got our independece， 1960s, 1963,

2 Vanessa as a character in datz book also have freedom, she had the independence to do what she lyk, not even her father can stop her on her decision.

3 If u ar observant, u will see datz the name of the book was titled IN SPACE DEPENDENCE wich means datz wat happen to nigeria after we got our indepence, it means datz we ar independent bt still dependent.

i think datz will help

thanks u are helping som1 out dia

Icosahedron:
The Novel is quite boring.

hmm