brighttech95:
my room mate in school called his gf around 11pm and asked her why she was panting she said she was running with her friends and cut d call room mate called back phone was switched off...bitch was been screwed room mate could not sleep that night

21st century best lie, running by 11pm na olympic she dey go?

Adebowale89:




after my exit, I was still breathing high

lol, i can feel ur fear coz i be soja too, airforce regular

Adebowale89:




can't risk the war beating. I go reach heaven come back

in fact if u reach heaven self angels go join the beating say u go tresspass

Adebowale89:


I dey tell u

hehehe i hope u go do thanksgiving for church sha?

alexistaiwo:
I thank God for my life

u for be anoda pesin papa pikin

Adebowale89:
had a date with a lady not knowing she's engage with a soldier

the day the gallant officer came home without notice, the bae denied me one time and called me her COUSIN


I've to corporate and say wlc sir, thank u for taking good care of my sister....

oh blood of God, na another person 4 tel u d story later o

Aregs:
There was this girl I was dating, we had issues then I broke up with her but later we settled it and we were together one night sha and she was making a call, then I was talking to her sister. Then the guy she was talking to asked her who was that and the biatch said it was her 'radio'. I just got up and left jeje

haa

LastMumu:
I dated one babe from 100l till 300 level in school, make we _fuck she no gree, she say she dey keep herself for her future husband. Hian!
One cold icy Konji-filled morning, she lose guard, she opened honeypot, I entered the place, and I was disappointed. Punny so wide my entire head could have literally drowned in it.

dis happened to me too, her pussy was even smelling due to too much of dick that she bleeped, i was just getting up to go and spit every minute while fucking her

princee7:
There was this girl I was dating n I usually cook for even though she was a bit older than, then I cooked with my money one day in her house when she came in with a guy and eats all the food together I was just standing there, then the boy said won't you ask your junior brother to join us, hope he knows am sleeping over ten the babe replied don't worry he will go cook his own in his house he is a nice boy... That day I just stand day look

sorry bro i can feel ur pain, but

Nuelton:
Please there should be restrictions for those who are not Christians commenting on posts like this just like this just the way they do to posts about Muslims on this platform.


cc. Seun, lalasticlala

you speak my mind bro, God bless you. Maybe seun and lalasticlala are muslim, nairaland is nt balance

izzou:
Happy bii-day to her

Meanwhile
To chop ban just dey hungry me since last week

come lemme help you. Lol

i wish nigeria cud just seperate, it wud hav been a better place to be

EbukaHades10:
Chai!! Joblessness is not good in this life oh.

if you are not jobless too you wud nt hav time to comment, mtshw stewpid people everywhere

pslm23:
If i were the man, what just transpired is all the proof i need to know the true heart of my wife towards me. she didn't just take the gun, she PULLED the trigger to take my life. If she could do that then she NEVER loved me and maybe has secretly wished me dead.
A divorce is inevitable simple and short. I can NEVER trust her and one person will be packing out that night. No trust equals NO LOVE..
There is nothing like bringing peace either... what is there was a rogue bullet in the barrell of that gun?

hmmm, really love your point

This idea just flashed through my mind and i want to share it with you all

we all have our names in Yoruba, Igbo and Housa, those names sounds sweet but sometimes some names sounds funny in fact some people wish they were not given those names because of the way it sound

so i want you all to drop your names here (irrespective of your ethnic) and translate it to english words and let see how long and funny these names would be..


Here is mine below

OLUWATOMISIN = GOD IS ENOUGH FOR ME TO SERVE.

Oya lalasticala drop your name make we see

where is lalasticala mak he com do what is expected of him. *movetOFP#

otijah2:
Immediately Ebuka came into the house and played the video for tboss and told her how Nigerians went crazy on twitter after watching that clip, tboss became weak.
That was when she knew that her chances of winning the money is dead

You wan spend 25mill under a week, even Dangote no fit make that kind expenses under one week

Foolish girl

please do you hav d video, share me d link if yes

Robbers enter a house, asks for
all the money and valuables. After
they collect what they can, they
give the man of the house a gun
with instructions to shoot his
wife or else he will be made to
shot himself.

The man gets the
gun, points it at his wife and
hesitates. He is thinking of what
he has gone through in life with
his wife and how she has
suffered and sacrificed for him.

He hands back the gun and says,
“I am sorry I can’t do this. The
boss of the robbers grabs the
gun from him and passes it on to
the wife with the same
instruction.

The wife gets the
gun and without any single
hesitation points to her
husband’s head and pulls the
trigger. But at last, the gun had
no bullets in it.

The robbers get
back their gun and walk out of
the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION
1. If you were the man in that
house how would you react
towards your
wife?
2. If you were the wife, what
explanation can you give to your
husband!
3. If you were invited to bring
peace between this couples,
what advice
would you give?
Drop your Comments & this
should really be an interesting
topic to discuss as counsellors.

ruggedtimi:
i feel ur pain bro...

seriously e pain me gon. Anyway na bikos say mods are kinda dump sha

Skookum:
Y u too no mention lala name

lol so to mention lala name is the code abi?

Skookum:


Am actually also confused when I saw it. But d saying internet is ur friend mk me check for more info

is it true or not?

xtremeTall:
Any ilaje indigene here..AYEMAFUGE

awa yeye jawe. I was d first person to post that thread o but mods no gree carry am come fp
see the thread
www.nairaland.com/3728691/efe-stage-performing-last-year

valeno:
As shared by an Internet user who said the show was hosted by a friend of his based in Florida, Switzerland. And that he could vividly remember that he shouted that Efe should Go and sit down that he's music is kinda boring, but he was a humble guy.

there is a place called florida in switzerland, not the same wey dey USA

this is my thread that was modified o, mods no carry am Fp o. Anoda person come post am again e come make Fp. Mods mak una continue una partiality o


anyway i was the one
here is the first thread
www.nairaland.com/3728691/efe-stage-performing-last-year

na thunder go fire, so you come thief my thread com reform am say u saw on the internet.

i nearly cry for Efe

so i can't make it to Fp abi? Mods mak una kontinu una partiality o

timawoku:
I am tired of 'efe this, efe that', wetin? Na only efe dey? It is obvious all these media platform has been compromised (esp. NL) are u telling me there are no other campaigns? Why efe efe efe!

Debby rise will rise above all...

bro na d tin wey dey move for market nai seller go dey buy na

timawoku:
.

Gen.sec of space booking association

nnadychuks:
What you need:Efe to win BBM What I need: watermelon and pineapple HOW DAFUQ DOES THIS POST HELP ME?

badbelle

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