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Jokes Etc / Re: "how do you doing?" by kejismith(f): 2:06pm On Dec 14, 2006
idea is need.
anyways, open the windows and let the climate came in abi?
i see u here , i see u there, are u twice?
well, i does'nt love that.
driver, why u not taking the other route ke?
ur face is stronging oh, pele
Jokes Etc / Now Who Is More Whacko? by kejismith(f): 1:42pm On Dec 14, 2006
A group of doctors set out on a therapy programme to help treat some mentally sick persons. After the time lapse, they decided to check the effect of the therapy. The sick persons where taken to a room and a nice painting of a beautifull house was placed on the wall, the patients were asked to all try to enter the house! All of them went towards the painting, and attempted entering the painting. All but one patient, who just sat down and looked on at the rest of the patients. The doctors on seeing this, congratulated each other at least on the outcome on one patient, believing the therapy worked on him. They chose to approach him and ask him why he did not attempt to enter the building like the rest, he responded that the key to the building, was with him, and all the other patients were only stressing themselves for nothing, cos only he can open the door to the building for them!
now who is more wacko?
Fashion / Re: Earrings On Men by kejismith(f): 3:42pm On Nov 24, 2006
guys that look "pretty' and use tiny single studs are wow. i think it only depends on ur taste, and it is a brand of fashion. if you talk of culture, it would shock u to know that quite a number of cultures in Nigeria, supports men using earrings, do your researches well and you would realise that not only sango worshipers but a lot , especially from the "hausa fulani" region, supports it.For me, do what suits u and don't irritate ppl's eyes with your looks!
Fashion / Re: Tell Us About Your Nails by kejismith(f): 11:30am On Nov 24, 2006
my nails are so long and beautifull, a natural french tip and so strong. i pride in it and you almost catch me filling it and cleaning it every day.funny fact is it stays cleaner when long. i take care of my nails myself as i am a beautician so i do my manicure and pedicure myself and i sure do know a lot about it. since nails are ecto skeletons, part of our bones, i know that what you eat has a lot to do with how your nails, teeth and hair grows, so i concentrate on calcium for such, infact the last time i visited a dentist with my sister, he had to ask again who was holder cos my teeths were stronger and 32 in number while her's was not. really, if anyone needs special info on beauty tips [more natural ways] contact me on teesbabi@yahoo.com. i keep my toe nails shot because i tend to wear covered shoes to work and i hate discomfort. but doing chores with my long nails, has never been a problem
Fashion / Re: Body Odour by kejismith(f): 10:25am On Nov 24, 2006
how ever it come, always try the natural methods first.bath day and nite and if possible, anytime you sweat. scrub your armpit with fresh lime anytime you shower or bath.apply talcum powder after shower each nite b4 u sleep as it absurds. if it does not work out, then se a doctor, but it always work![color=#006600][/color]
Fashion / Re: Should Women Dress More Modestly? by kejismith(f): 11:40am On Nov 23, 2006
modesty is a relative term. followong the trend in fashion, is another issue, so what is needed is to follow fashion with a sense of decency! i am a size 8, why must i wear cloths for a size 6? i would only do that if i want to call attention to some parts of my body! but in the name of decency, do i have to wear a "babariga" to a formal dinner, or wear "iro and buba" to a beach party, just to be decent? what i believe in and i use as a slogan is. follow fashion with sense, every man wants his babe to dress up to occasion at all time, my ex was very much into that, and he could make you change your clothes as many times as possible until you please him. but really, women don't have to be naked even when they dress up to occassion!
Jokes Etc / This World Is Beautifull by kejismith(f): 4:13pm On Nov 20, 2006
a man set out on a plane trip within the country; feeling so religious, he starts to sing the classic "this world is not my home, i am just passing though, ". Suddenly, the plan looses it's balance and the pilot announces a crash landing. People started calling on the creator and oh what a coax. Suddenly, everything was fine and the flight was stabilized. as soon as the pilot announced there safety, the man changed his song to "this world is beautifull oh yes beautifull, "
Romance / Re: I Love This Girl But She Is Playing Hard-to-get by kejismith(f): 2:53pm On Nov 06, 2006
is there any such thing as "playing hard to get"?i think it is only an excuse, go get ur gal, if she is your's, she will be, if not, [b]not[/b]
Romance / Re: Your Lover Slaps You During an Argument by kejismith(f): 1:24pm On Nov 06, 2006
meeeeeeeeeen, i don't think i would ever do anything to a man to make him slap me, it does'nt have to get to that, though i know some women can be pain tongue, but hell no! i have better ways of dealing with issues and i try not to be wrong[ at least for too long] but if my man slaps me, if it is b4 marriage, off with the thot :-Xbut if after, i would be witdrawned from him for life cry
Romance / Re: Your Lover Slaps You During an Argument by kejismith(f): 1:12pm On Nov 06, 2006
meeeeeeeeeen, i don't think i would ever do anything to a man to make him slap me, it does'nt have to get to that, though i know some women can be pain tongue, but hell no! i have better ways of dealing with issues and i try not to be wrong[ at least for too long] but if my man slaps me, if it is b4 marriage, off with the thot :-Xbut if after, i would be witdrawned from him for life cry
Romance / Re: Your Lover Slaps You During an Argument by kejismith(f): 1:02pm On Nov 06, 2006
meeeeeeeeeen, i don't think i would ever do anything to a man to make him slap me, it does'nt have to get to that, though i know some women can be pain tongue, but hell no! i have better ways of dealing with issues and i try not to be wrong[ at least for too long] but if my man slaps me, if it is b4 marriage, off with the thot :-Xbut if after, i would be witdrawned from him for life cry
Romance / Re: How Can U Know If: by kejismith(f): 11:59am On Nov 06, 2006
[[s]color=#000099]just follow ur instinct.it works if u are attentive, ur parthner would find him/herself, confessing it [/color][/s]
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You To A Man? by kejismith(f): 11:36am On Nov 03, 2006
physical looks does not really buy me, it may attracts though but, it is always on the surface winki only need a guy that would come correct and we can connect smileyhe could be tall or short for all i care, just have a good pyhsique.but most importantly, be God fearing and intelligent , cos i like to learn from ppl, and i just must learn from my guy.
I don't enjoy it when ladies are all about what they want, what about what the guy wants, it ought to be give and take,two should play.
well i am still looking for the guy, so give me a call when u find him kissi would be eternally gratefull grin
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Gift Do Ladies/Girls Appreciate? by kejismith(f): 10:52am On Nov 03, 2006
hey guys,
care is a relative term :-Xmost Nigerian girls like money, who does'nt undecidedbut not all like it tossed at them winkshe just may need you to do someting fun with her.Plan a date for u too, maybe a full day, take her places[ varied] and just make her go wow coolfunny enough, it may not be costing too much money, if u are a sensible type kiss
i am nigerian and i can bet u , i do not like teddies, but i sure dig a cool designer pef, who does'nt wink
Romance / Re: Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by kejismith(f): 10:06am On Nov 03, 2006
just be natural girl, talk about some events that happened to you and ask her what he thinks winku'll flow naturally,trust me wink
Romance / Re: Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by kejismith(f): 10:02am On Nov 03, 2006
just be natural girl, talk about some events that happened to you and ask her what he thinks winku'll flow naturally,trust me wink
Romance / Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by kejismith(f): 9:48am On Nov 03, 2006
it may not neccessarily be that she likes you when she touches you cos as an artist, i touch a lot of guys and that does not mean i like them in that way undecided, i just like them for who they are. for me i believe u should just ask and save urself the trouble of not knowing shocked and it is not all girls that nag when they like you, but most do sha wink

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