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Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by kekakuz(m): 2:06am On May 30, 2023
Exodus15v11:
Reincarnation goes against my Christian beliefs nor do I personally believe in it. I would suggest praying over her or taking her for deliverance.
Hmm another angle

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Family / My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by kekakuz(m): 9:18pm On May 29, 2023
My first daughter happens to live with her mum and i only get to see her Like once a week or less.

I have noticed that when ever she talks to me on phone, she talks like an adult. She says things only an experienced person would say.for example, she called me to buy 3 cakes for her birthday and I questioned why.

She said because the last time I bought her cake was for her 1st birthday and I have to buy for all the years I did not buy.recently, I asked her who is God and she said God is a spirit that lives in heaven and is on the water and he created everything from the the water.

Even though this sounds incoherent and funny, I don't expect such answer from a 4 years old girl.

Today, I called her to myself and ask her what of her mum and she answered "which one" I was shocked .

I proceeded to ask her how many mum does she have and she said "my mum dies long time ago and this one is her second mum" I was shocked to the bone.

So I separated her from her siblings and asked deeper questions even tho I didn't want her to feel scared. She also told me she had 2 othere siblings and called their names. Told me where she lived before and this is where I stopped.

I have always wanted to belive In Reincarnation and this is proof before my very eyes .

Guys what do you think and how do I handle this

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Travel / Re: I Really Want To Move To New Zealand.any Advise by kekakuz(m): 10:29am On May 11, 2023
ednut1:
when you say sure plug what does that mean Have you seen anyone wey sure plug take to New Zealand or australia

Only way there is student Visa which costs lots of money or work visa- you must get a job offer before applying.
Thank you so much for your response . Is there anything like PR
Travel / I Really Want To Move To New Zealand.any Advise by kekakuz(m): 2:35pm On May 09, 2023
Any sure plug or advise
Travel / Can Nigerians Visit Dubai Now? by kekakuz(m): 9:29pm On May 01, 2023
I read recently that there is a travel Ban on Nigerians . I would like to known if it has been lifted and how to process a visit visa
Thank you
Romance / Re: The Metaphysical Exists -my Experience by kekakuz(m): 7:59am On Mar 25, 2023
MaDaRa01:
A goat follow me home today.

I had a nasty experience this evening. Coming back from work, I and a friend were trekking home. After we turned from the tarred road into the street, i noticed a goat following us. At first we didn't put more thought to it until after 3 turns that's when we knew the goat was "following" us. My guy stoned it to chase it away only for the goat to start bleating and running towards us. That was how we started running because we knew it wasn't a normal thing. People were wondering why we were running. After taking different turns and corner, we lost the goat. Then we stopped running and started laughing over it. We got home after parting. Some minutes getting home, i heard bleating coming from the compound, thinking it might be a neighbour goat, i ignored it. Not until i heard a woman saying, "which kain goat be this, i never even see am for this street before", i remember the goat that chased me and my guy. Then i knew it's normal.

Neighbours had tried to chase it away but it will only run a few yard and come back to the compound and continue bleating.

TILL NOW!!!

I cant leave the house because i know the goat will follow me.

Abeg how do i solve this predicament??
Pay the ghost
Car Talk / Comprehensive Insurance Vs Car Tracker by kekakuz(m): 2:43pm On Mar 14, 2023
Hi guys which do you prefer and why
Celebrities / Re: I’m Falling For Tiwa Savage – Spyro Opens Up by kekakuz(m): 5:29pm On Mar 10, 2023
I am irritated.
August and Jada kind of entanglement
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Calls Dino Melaye A Gorilla In His First Speech As President-elect by kekakuz(m): 1:47pm On Mar 01, 2023
alobright17:
you’re in another man’s platform as well so shutup you frustrated loser
Humm your idgaf
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Calls Dino Melaye A Gorilla In His First Speech As President-elect by kekakuz(m): 12:16pm On Mar 01, 2023
alobright17:

You that is not shaking what have you achieved more than him?
Illitrates would just open their gutter waaa on another person's comment
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Calls Dino Melaye A Gorilla In His First Speech As President-elect by kekakuz(m): 10:20am On Mar 01, 2023
Welcome to banana republic . Why is he shaking like that anyway

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Disrupts Collation Of Presidential Election Results by kekakuz(m): 12:52pm On Feb 27, 2023
Man needs to be remembered for something.
pulled an orubebe on them.

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Car Talk / Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Car Dealers Tell Prospective Buyers by kekakuz(m): 9:58am On Feb 26, 2023
uncleck:
Pristine condition. Meanwhile the suspension is already dancing skelewu

Neatly flashed on the first body. Whereas you go find 10mm thickness of filler
I avoid painted cars like plague.tge paint is used to cover the history

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Politics / Re: FCT Minister, Muhammad Bello Loses Polling Unit To PDP by kekakuz(m): 9:57am On Feb 26, 2023
Everybody don expire

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Car Talk / Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Car Dealers Tell Prospective Buyers by kekakuz(m): 10:25pm On Feb 22, 2023
Grupo:


Imagine. Criminals. 🤣🤣
lol

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Car Talk / Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Car Dealers Tell Prospective Buyers by kekakuz(m): 4:47pm On Feb 22, 2023
Dozieson:


the worse of all
the thing tire me

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Car Talk / 6 Lies Nigerian Car Dealers Tell Prospective Buyers by kekakuz(m): 8:33am On Feb 21, 2023
Some of the 3 phrases car dealers use to deceive prospective buyers

1. Na woman use am.
Bro na wash. I have fallen for this trick once and I will never fall again.it is believed that women don't use cars rough or women drive delicately so the car must still be in a good shape. That is a lie. Women are the worse car user and I say this with no apology. They don't pay attention to dashboard warnings, they don't check their fluids and this often lead to a damaged engine or a burnt gasket. If you see a car used by a woman for a long time, just check if the engine has been opened. My claims here are backed by my experience.

2. Direct Belgium standard.
Another Big lie here .once you have serviced your car with Nigerian oil,never call that car Direct Belgium standard. Driving your car on Nigerian road for 6 months is equal to driving it abroad for 3 years. Don't fall for this trick. Ensure you check well.

3. AC just needs gas toping/Small leakage.
Just be ready to buy compressor and condenser. All those lies are not necessary.some dealers also Intentionally tamper with the AC to hide an ailing engine. They know you will see how bad the engine is when you run the AC.

4.Distress sale.

If you want to sell your car on distress, you take it to Ladipo or apo and sell immediately at half the worth. Why would you tell me a distress sale Corolla is going for 2.5Million. bro how much be new one .

5.Japa sales
Just like distress sales,if you want to sell because of japa please take your car to a car stand. They will buy it sharp sharp.

6. The owner wants to see the alert before releasing the original Papers.
You don buy Gbese. either the custom papers are fake or it does not have at all . Some dealers will even show you electronic copies but it's all a strategy.

Add yours

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Politics / Re: Naira Redesign To Curb Vote Buying: Emefiele Is A Godsent - Murray-bruce by kekakuz(m): 9:12pm On Feb 11, 2023
Only if you know
Music/Radio / Re: Tems Wins Grammy Award For "Best Melodic Rap Performance” Category by kekakuz(m): 11:47pm On Feb 05, 2023
I said this 6 months Ago. That song makes sense

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Car Talk / Re: I Want To Buy This Car But.... by kekakuz(m): 9:19am On Jan 31, 2023
TPound:



Some companies that buys their vehicles brand new hardly drop the purchase receipt to whoever buys the vehicles, however, there ought to be a letter headed paper from the company stating they have sold the car to whoever bought it on auction.
Besides, if customs stop you on the road and ask for your customs paper, tell them the car is bought brand new.
They have a computer they can use to check your chassis number on their system if truly it was bought brand new.
thank you for your response
Car Talk / Re: I Want To Buy This Car But.... by kekakuz(m): 4:00pm On Jan 30, 2023
kernniejay:
He could not provide any single paper to back his claims? I am sure he does not even have ordinary photocopy of certificate of Proof of Ownership. From your description above, it looks like a snatched/stolen vehicle. Run for your life.
Those are available,duly registered and everything. Just a proof of origin is missing
Car Talk / I Want To Buy This Car But.... by kekakuz(m): 1:46pm On Jan 30, 2023
Hello guys, I have been looking out for a mid level and unique Suv for myself so I saw this ad of Facebook.
2011 Volkswagen Tiguan at an affordable price. I went to meet the seller at his residents.i test drove the car and checked everything. It was so clean and smooth.
This car is just exactly what I want for less than 3million. The only problem was that it had no customs paper. He explained that the car was auctioned by an embassy to the person he bought it from. I asked of release paper or receipt of purchase or anything that shows it was bought brand new or was auctioned by the embassy. He made calls but could not provide any.
So my people, what do you advise,am not a frequent traveller but instances may arise where I need to make an interstate journey.
Also we have these SARS guys always doing random checks. I don't want to have any issues with anyone .is there a way around this, can I still buy it. The SUV is lovely .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kindly Share Initiatives In Place To Manage This Situation by kekakuz(m): 5:42pm On Jan 28, 2023
Sleeping in the office

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Business / Re: FCTA Bans POS Operators From Residential Areas by kekakuz(m): 8:14pm On Jan 27, 2023
I love where this is going

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Religion / Re: What Are You Thanking For As 2022 Is Coming To An End? by kekakuz(m): 8:25am On Dec 30, 2022
Am thankful for sunshine
Thankful for rain
Thankful for joy
Thankful for pain
Thankful for buhari
It's a beautiful year e e e e

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Politics / Re: ‘He Is Never Found To Be Corrupt’ — Sanwo-Olu Hails Buhari At 80 by kekakuz(m): 7:56am On Dec 17, 2022
20 billion dollars Ghost contract in NNPC was under who's supervision.

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Travel / Re: Video Of How Abuja-Kaduna Train Rammed Into A Car by kekakuz(m): 6:05am On Dec 16, 2022
While growing up, our father's told us that the reason people get stuked in train track is because of a magnetic force. Honestly it's looking like that now

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Business / Re: ₦‎1 Trillion Old Notes Received By CBN, Banks - Emefiele by kekakuz(m): 6:24pm On Dec 08, 2022
There is still time. Some of your staff can still quickly recycle some of it

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Culture / Re: Is Juju Real? by kekakuz(m): 2:21pm On Nov 29, 2022
Ask amotekun

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Kolmani Oil Drill Has Attracted $3bn Investments by kekakuz(m): 3:52pm On Nov 22, 2022
They knew all along all the places with oil in Nigeria. Wait till they announce ile ife

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Sports / Re: Eden Hazard To Madrid Fans: I Am Sorry For Flopping At Real Madrid by kekakuz(m): 7:01pm On Nov 16, 2022
habsydiamond:
Atimes staying put where u are successful is better than seeking for another adventure cos the devil u know may be better than the angel u never know
like degea should have left when he had the chance but he stayed with the devil and see him today. He did not make world cup squad

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Romance / Re: Which Sex Is More Promiscuous: Male Or Female? by kekakuz(m): 10:26am On Nov 11, 2022
Men don't enjoy sex,they just have a higher drive for it.
Sex is designed to pleasure women.if a girl really gets in the mood.from the wetness to orgasm could be like 30min of sweetness. For men we would suffer till we cum. Cum for like 10 seconds.

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