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Oketa Kelvin
www.kelvinkash..com
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Email: kel2real@yahoo.com.
thanks.

PLS I NEED TO DESIGN A NEW WEBSITE BUT I CANT INSTALL JOOMLA ON MY SYSTEM. I HAVE DOWNLOADED THE SOFTWARE BUT STILL CANT SEE THE INSTALL FILE/ITS NOT OPENING. PLS I NEED YOUR HELP MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS

MY IPHONE 4S KEEPS POPPING UP ACTIVATION REQUIRED ANYTIME I PUT A NEW SIM CARD. PLEASE DOES ANYONE HAS A SOLUTION FOR THIS?

PLEASE I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LEGITIMATE TESTED AND TRUSTED ONLINE BUSINESS WHERE ONE CAN INVEST IN (LR) AND GET LITTLE RETURNS. I BELIEVE MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS CAN HELP ME AND OTHERS WITH IDEAS.
THANKS AS I EXPECT YOUR REPLY. IF YOU DONT WANT TO EXPOSE IT AND NEED SOME CUT U CAN REACH ME THROUGH MY EMAIL
kel2real@yahoo.com AND WE WILL CONTINUE FROM THERE

I HAVE A COMPLETE SET OF VSAT EQUIPMENTS THAT I WANT TO SELL. PLEASE CONTACT ME IF U ARE INTERESTED.
kel2real@yahoo.com.
thanks.

Beyoncé recently appeared on an Australian television show to discuss her pregnancy, but her belly moved in mysterious ways.
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The rumors have been spreading since Beyoncé announced her pregnancy live after her performance of “Love on Top” at the MTV Video Music Awards in September. While it certainly was stunt-like, most people were just happy for Bey and her husband Jay-Z, if only because they seem like a pretty sweet couple whose progeny is likely to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

But while appearing on Sunday Night HD last night, on which she announced that she’s due to give birth in February, the singer’s stomach seemed to fold in on itself as she sat down in her chair.
That poor possibly fake fetus! That looks painful! Of course the rumor mill continued to churn, this time suggesting that Beyoncé and Jay-Z have hired a surrogate to carry their child. It’s certainly possible, but it’s also possible that the dress is oddly stiff? But for those of us who were worried that Beyoncé would take a long hiatus from touring following the birth of her child, perhaps this surrogate business is real and would allow her to hit the road soon. She does love her fans, after all.

LAGOSIANS ARE ADVISED TO PLEASE STAY OFF THE THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE AND ITS TERRITORY; THERE IS UNCONFIRMED REPORT OF BOMBING IN LAGOS WITHIN 24HOURS AFTER UNITED NATION BUILDING BLAST IN ABUJA. INFORMATION IS FROM FIRST SUSPECT ARREST IN CONNECTION WITH THE BLAST OF UN BUILDING. B

BROADCAST AND SAVE A LIFE TODAY

While Nigeria’s entertainment industry is still trying to recover from the shocking news of the demise of the Lady of Songs, Christy Essien Igbokwe, it has again been jolted by saddening news. The death of popular actor and comedian Sam Loco Efe was announced today.
Street Journal gathered that he passed on while in his hotel room on location for the shooting of a film in Owerri, Imo State.
The veteran actor shocked many people about two years ago when he announced he was quitting smoking and drinking, two habits he confessed having been engaged in for four decades.
He was aged 66.

Thanks to all of you that have taken ur time to solve this issue in ur own ways.
Some are asking for details: I think the connector is trying to make sure that everything happens the way she likes as well as through her.

I really need advice here.

I got my girlfriend with the help of her bestfriend who is also my Guys girlfriend.
The problem is that this girl is trying to control the way i and my girlfriend run our things.
funny enough, she know how to confuse my girl and put things the way she wants.
Right now i dislike her so much, she is making me have double taught about my girl and
she is making things difficult in our relationship.
PLEASE I REALLY NEED MATURED ADVICES ON WHAT TO DO PLEASE.

LET ME ADVICE U ON WAT TO DO NEXT.
1. TAKE TWO BOTTLES OF BIG STOUT.
2. MASTURBATE THE FIRST ROUND SECRETLY
3. TAKE HER DOWN, I BET YOU ARE GONNA SPEND 20 MINUTES, AND THE SECOND ROUND,
UNENDING.
ITS NOT ABOUT THE BIG DICK, ITS ABOUT TOUCHING THE COROZ

Please i Need someone to tell me exactly how Artists make their money when they drop Singles (Audio as well as videos).
coz today i found out that i video is planned to be shot for a top Nigerian Artist at close to 11million:::::: chai
and i am wondering how he will make his money back and other expenses. U know what i mean; please clear me.

I like to listen to Soundcity sometimes but when that ugly noise keeps choking the little sound i hear mostly when a particular music stops, i dont have a choice but tune to maybe MTV base where i hear an awsome sound. ITs really bad that our own stuffs are always k-legged

Where has this dude gone to.
Nlanders please put some advice for the Star,
somehow it could get to him.
I kind of like his Music but right now he is no where to be found
and the little he does flows away like a leaf on the stream.
ITS REALLY PAINFUL

I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE COMMENTS AND CONCERNS,
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD BY MY SIDE.
THANKS ALL,

Lord Reed: u just got the point.
We actually have not crossed any bounds of friendship yet
but i think am developing an emotional attachment which i have
been trying to run from because i know she has,

Please someone that knows about this should enlighten me a little please.
I heard that Dike Tonto and Wizkid are the latest Couples in town right now.
Is it really true?

I appreciate that;
But i feel the hurt like its about someone i love.
Talking to her alone is like a joy therapy to me now.

Pls Nlanders what shud i do.

I met this cute, eyecatching and sexy-calm girl long ago.
i forgot about her until we met again. although we dont get to see ourselves but we talk on phone all the time.
Infact she calls me more. (there are lots about us i cant say)
The problem is that she is very good at transfering aggression and later apologizing.
the lat time i concluded never to have anything to do with her again but she pleaded and i forgave.
she has done thesame again. Not even my girlfriend makes me feel hurt this way.
we are very open to ourselves n i like her so much but i just cant bear the hurt.
WHAT SHOULD I DO PLEASE.

Showing off an interesting new look,  Justin Bieber gave fans a glimpse of what he might look like when he grows older by debuting a shiny, bald head.

READ MORE: http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/justin-bieber/justin-bieber-goes-bald-473683

Husband and wife agrees tht anytime they want to have sex,they will call it a 'PHONE CALL'One day, the husband sends his son to tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call n mother replies;tell ur father that there is no network.HUSBAND:Tell ur mother that if there is no network@home, then I'll go to a public phone. WIFE:Tell , ur father that if he dare goes to a public phone then I'll open a call centre@home

The album is the bomb. there is sense in virtually all the songs.
Get a copy and listen well poster.

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

This is really really funny:
The process of testing alone has dis-virgin-ed those girls already::
HAHAHAHAHa

A girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."


"What is it, child?"


The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."


The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake.

Somebody help me::
my ribs are cracking""""""

Finally, the Nigerian heat maker and Mother tongue Proverbial Star Drops the long awaited Diss song which he promised to present to Ruggedman as a birthday present come 20th September, 2010.

Also, Ruggedman arlier promised to expose 9ice and let the world know what has never been known.

The Floor has finally been Opened 4 Ruggedman to say what he wants to.

download Nice Diss song from this site::::
http://www.4shared.com/get/-eqtSKOf/Talk_I_Am_Listening_-_Ruggedma.html