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PoliticsRe: An Igbo Man Can Only Be President Of Nigeria If He Joins APC - Orji Kalu by kelEmi(m): 10:27am On Jan 09, 2017
Does it mean political parties are stronger than peoples choice or does political party determines the peoples choice?
FamilyRe: Man Insists On Paying Extra Bride Price After Seeing His Wife In This Dress by kelEmi(m): 9:11am On Jan 09, 2017
He that findeth a wife, findeth a good thing and obtains favour from God. Happy Married Life
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Gives One Of His Pastors N400k & Brand New Jeep(photos) by kelEmi(m): 6:58pm On Jan 08, 2017
Splinz:
And he had to lie down on the floor before thanking him enoughhuh
Not that I'm against or in support of the gift of car and cash, cause I really do not care.. But wouldn't you also show same level of appreciation if you were the one receiving the gifts??
Nairaland GeneralRe: "25 Etiquette Rules That Everyone Should Know" by kelEmi(m): 9:03pm On Jun 22, 2016
Thanks Op!
Didn't know some of them.. My question now is, can someone really keep these etiquettes in our own modern day Nigeria??
Even if you try so hard to, society always finds a way to screw with you. And no matter how much you can tolerate, you can't tolerate more than you can..
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reacts To President Buhari's Twit About The Murdered Woman In Kano by kelEmi(m): 10:27pm On Jun 04, 2016
I don't understand what's wrong with this country.. I fear for my unborn kids!!
PoliticsRe: At 191 Years Old, Mama Esifiho May Be The Oldest Woman Alive. (PICS) by kelEmi(m): 7:34pm On Jan 16, 2016
I won't even believe she's 91.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by kelEmi(m): 8:35pm On Nov 01, 2015
gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by kelEmi(m): 8:10pm On Nov 01, 2015
ja don de jonse o
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by kelEmi(m): 8:08pm On Nov 01, 2015
These guys go pipe 9ja o
EducationRe: Students Protest Alleged Attempted Rape In FUTO (Pics) by kelEmi(m): 2:00pm On Mar 25, 2015
yuncka:
But how the girl take reach the hostel? Abegi o, girls make Una no dey follow man go house or room, there is every possibilty that his body will not be a firewood.

Smh, CUMander in Chief of Man O F*ck.
Oga Hostel C and D na Girls hostels. Just that Man -O- War de all Hostels, both boys and girls hostels.
EducationRe: Suspected Cultists Kill 300 Level Chemistry Student At UNIBEN by kelEmi(m): 1:25am On Oct 31, 2014
kalimera101:
The bold says all.
Plus she typed "might".
Think you need to visit Optometry Clinic. (no offense)
Do you think you fully know your brother or sister or family members. Or can you use the word "might" in front of his mum.. I myself ain't sure he was a saint, but the right thing to do is to wish the dead well instead of condemning..
EducationRe: Suspected Cultists Kill 300 Level Chemistry Student At UNIBEN by kelEmi(m): 2:02am On Oct 28, 2014
kelechiMarie:
Rip another cut down in his prime
The guy might have been a cultist too though
Hey Miss, with all due respect shut your trap.. This dude literally lives few minutes walk from me.. I don't know him very well but can't you give him the benefit of doubt and just type RIP if you're must type something.. I knew him as Kizito and one thing I know for sure is that he suffered before he got admitted. We wrote JAMB several times and he had to sponsor himself all the while doing odd jobs. So please if you can't be human for a second, think about his family, even if he was a cultist, do you think it justifies his horrible death??
Rest in perfect peace Kizito.
EducationRe: Federal Ministry Of Education Scholarship by kelEmi(m): 11:10am On Oct 23, 2014
So what's holding FUTOhuh?
EducationRe: Federal Ministry Of Education Scholarship by kelEmi(m): 11:42pm On Oct 22, 2014
ShehuAba:
Yes, the result is also out in UNILORIN. 8 people were shortlisted, most of them from medicine and surgery.
All the best
Has it been out for long or recently, cause I went to student affairs unit today, the lady told me the same thing ( that there's no list yet). And trust me when I say at least 5 students from my school wrote so well that ought to be awarded the scholarship...
EducationRe: Federal Ministry Of Education Scholarship by kelEmi(m): 11:40pm On Oct 22, 2014
ShehuAba:
Yes, the result is also out in UNILORIN. 8 people were shortlisted, most of them from medicine and surgery.
All the best
EducationRe: Federal Ministry Of Education Scholarship by kelEmi(m): 12:26pm On Oct 20, 2014
I went to scholarship unit in my school(FUTO). the lady there said she hasn't gotten any letter...
EducationRe: Federal Ministry Of Education Scholarship by kelEmi(m): 10:31am On Jul 01, 2014
Onlinebizexpert: to be sincere this federal scholarship stuff is a scam and just a silly
propaganda.

I applied for this scholarship during the 2012/2013 edition, I satisfied all the requirements back then, my CGPA was 4.67 but till now no show, no text message ,nothing nothing.


if I knew I could have worked harder to get chevron or agbami scholarship, now my friends are collecting 150k and 200k from the aforementioned oil companies respectively..


HARDWORK IS NOT REWARDED IN THIS DILAPIDATED COUNTRY NIGERIA angry angry


finally incase you have heard of any result which was released just quote me, make i check whether maga don finally pay.



success to the new applicants........una go wait for the result till when jesus come wink tongue
My dear, I also wrote the exam but till this day no news from them. I've applied again and I'd advice you to do the same, cause the application is quite different this time and more coordinated. There's even a print out now and it looks different from the previous ones...
EntertainmentRe: 7 Unluckiest People In The World by kelEmi(op): 6:50am On Jan 02, 2014
So-meluv:
D lightening guy sha! huh D lottery guy dat won TWICE nd lost evrytn is a...a...goat o. angry D other guy shld be called d one of d luckiest guys in d world. He has walked thru many valleyssss of d shadow of death nd yet...wow!
Truly, Salek can be said to be world's luckiest unlucky man.
Unlucky in the sense that someone could be involved in so many deadly accidents in a lifetime and lucky to have survived them all .
Entertainment7 Unluckiest People In The World by kelEmi(op): 11:23pm On Jan 01, 2014
7 Unluckiest People in the World

1. Major Summerford Struck by lightning... 4 times!

A British officer, Major Summerford, while fighting in the fields of Flanders in February 1918 was knocked off his horse by a flash of lightning and paralyzed from the waist down. Summerford retired and moved to Vancouver. One day in 1924, as he fished alongside a river,
lightning hit the tree he was sitting under and
paralyzed his right side.
Two years later Summerford was sufficiently
recovered that he was able to take walks in a
local park.
He was walking there one summer day in 1930
when a lightning bolt smashed into him,
permanently paralyzing him. He died two years
later. But lightning sought him out one last
time.
Four years later, during a storm, lightning
struck a cemetery and destroyed a tombstone.
The deceased buried here? Major Summerford.
2. John Lyne
Suffered 16 major accidents in his life. As a
teen, he felt from a tree; on his way back
from hospital, his bus crashed.
John Lyne
could well be
Britain's
unluckiest man.
'Calamity John'
has suffered 16
major accidents
in his life, including lightning strikes, a rock-fall
in a mine and three car crashes. 'I don't think
there is any reason or explanation. Things could
have been much worse and I could have died
but it doesn't worry me too much.'
Mr Lyne's mishaps cover a lifetime and he has
even been known to suffer two accidents at
once. As a child, he fell off a horse and cart –
only to be run over by a delivery van. When he
was a teenager, he broke his arm falling from a
tree.
On his way back from hospital, his bus crashed,
breaking the same arm in another place. The
date, of course, was Friday the 13th.
3. William "Bud" Post
won the lottery, but got sued by everyone and
finally went broke and died
William "Bud" Post won $16.2 million in the
Pennsylvania lottery in 1988 but now lives on
his Social Security. "I wish it never happened. It
was totally a nightmare," says Post.
A former girlfriend successfully sued him for a
share of his winnings. It wasn't his only lawsuit.
A brother was arrested for hiring a hit man to
kill him, hoping to inherit a share of the
winnings.
Other siblings pestered him until he agreed to
invest in a car business and a restaurant in
Sarasota, Fla., - two ventures that brought no
money back and further strained his
relationship with his siblings. Post even spent
time in jail for firing a gun over the head of a
bill collector. Within a year, he was $1 million in
debt.
Post admitted he was both careless and foolish,
trying to please his family. He eventually
declared bankruptcy. Now he lives quietly on
$450 a month and food stamps. "I'm tired, I'm
over 65 years old, and I just had a serious
operation for a heart aneurysm. Lotteries don't
mean (anything) to me," said Post. He died on
Jan 15 of respiratory failure.
4. Frane Selak
Escaped from a derailed train, a door-less
plane, a bus crash, a car into flames, another
2 car accidents... but then won $1,000,000
dollars on the lottery!
Frane Selak (born
1929) is a
Croatian music
teacher famous
for his numerous
escapes from
fatal accidents:
In January, 1962,
Selak was
traveling via train
from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik. However, the train
had suddenly derailed and plunged into an icy
river, killing 17 passengers. Selak managed to
escape, and only suffered a broken arm and
minor scrapes and bruises.
The following year, while traveling from Zagreb
to Rijeka when the door blew away from the
cockpit, forcing him out of the plane. Although
19 others were killed, he suffered only minor
injuries and had miraculously landed in a
haystack.
In 1966, he was riding on a bus that crashed and
plunged into a river. Four others were killed,
but Selak managed to escape unharmed.
In 1970, he managed to escape before a faulty
fuel pump engulfed his car into flames.
In 1973, another of Selak's cars caught fire,
forcing fire through the air vents. He suffered
no injuries save the loss of most of his hair.
In 1995, he was hit by a city bus, but once again
suffered minor injuries.
In 1996 he escaped when he drove off a cliff to
escape an oncoming truck. He managed to land
in a tree, and watched as his car exploded 300
feet below him.
In 2003 he won $1,000,000 dollars in the
Croatian lottery, and had stated that "I know
God was watching me over all these years." He
has reputedly refused to fly to Australia to air
on a Doritos commercial, saying he "didn't want
to test his luck."[2]
He has said that he can either be looked as "the
world's unluckiest man, or the world's luckiest
man," and prefers the latter.
5. Evelyn Adams
Won the lottery twice, now lives on a trailer
"Winning the lottery isn't always what it's
cracked up to be," says Evelyn Adams, who won
the New Jersey lottery not just once, but twice
(1985, 1986), to the tune of $5.4 million. Today
the money is all gone and Adams lives in a
trailer. "I won the American dream but I lost it,
too. It was a very hard fall. It's called rock
bottom," says Adams.
"Everybody wanted my money. Everybody had
their hand out. I never learned one simple word
in the English language - 'No.' I wish I had the
chance to do it all over again. I'd be much
smarter about it now," says Adams, who also
lost money at the slot machines in Atlantic City.
"I was a big-time gambler," admits Adams. "I
didn't drop a million dollars, but it was a lot of
money. I made mistakes, some I regret, some I
don't. I'm human. I can't go back now so I just
go forward, one step at a time."
6. Ann Hodges
The only person (on record) to have been hit
by a Meteorite
Ann Elizabeth Hodges (1923 - 1972) of Sylacauga,
Alabama is the only person of record to have
been hit by a meteorite. On November 30, 1954,
she was napping on her living room couch when
a grapefruit-sized meteoroid crashed through
the roof of her house. It bounced off her large
wooden console radio, destroying it, and struck
her on the arm and hip. She was badly bruised
but able to walk.
As it streaked through the atmosphere, the
meteor made a fireball visible from three states,
even though it fell early in the afternoon. As the
first documented case of an extraterrestrial
object hitting a person, the event received
worldwide publicity.
The United States Air Force sent a helicopter to
take the meteorite. Hodges' husband, Eugene,
hired a lawyer to get it back. The Hodgeses'
landlord also claimed it, wanting to sell it to
cover the damage to the house. There were
offers of up to 5,000 U.S. dollars for the
meteorite. By the time the meteorite was
returned to the Hodgeses, over a year later,
public attention had diminished and they were
unable to find a buyer willing to pay much
money.
Ms. Hodges was uncomfortable with the public
attention and the stress of the dispute over
ownership of the meteorite. Against her
husband's wishes, she donated it to the
Alabama Museum of Natural History. It is an
ordinary chondrite stone (H4), and weighs
about 8.5 pounds (4 kg). It is on display at the
University of Alabama.
7. Henry Ziegland
Killed by a very persistent bullet
Henry Ziegland
thought he had dodged
fate. In 1883, he broke
off a relationship with
his girlfriend who, out of distress, committed
suicide.
The girl's brother was so enraged that he hunted
down Ziegland and shot him.
The brother, believing he had killed Ziegland,
then turned his gun on himself and took his
own life.
But Ziegland had not been killed. The bullet, in
fact, had only grazed his face and then lodged in
a tree. Ziegland surely thought himself a lucky
man.
Some years later, however, Ziegland decided to
cut down the large tree, which still had the
bullet in it. The task seemed so formidable that
he decided to blow it up with a few sticks of
dynamite. The explosion propelled the bullet
into Ziegland's head, killing him.

Source: www.dailycognition.com/index.php/2008/03/05/7-unluckiest-people-in-the-world.html
PoliticsRe: APC Drops Buhari & Picks Tambuwal As Presidential Candidate? by kelEmi(m): 10:01pm On Jan 01, 2014
Gamji007: I'm not a tribalist, but it seems so. The only time a SEastherner became president,his biased policie made the country on a brink of collapse. Now the SS has it and we are experiencing the same thing.
The SS nd SE aren't good administrators- FACT.
Beautiful Nonsense..
SportsTurkey Fines Drogba And Eboue For Putting On Madela's T-shirt by kelEmi(op): 10:30pm On Dec 10, 2013
Turkey’s sports minister lashed out on Monday at
moves by the football authorities to punish two top
Ivorian club players for paying homage to Nelson
Mandela.
Didier Drogba and Emmanuel Eboue have been
threatened with disciplinary action by the Turkish
Football Federation for violating a ban on wearing
political slogans on T-shirts – triggering outrage on
Twitter.
Turkish Sports Minister Suat Kilic called on the
federation to review its decision against the two
star players with Istanbul giant Galatasaray.
Eboue and Drogba
“I don’t find it a healthy choice in terms of Turkey’s
image abroad and the two footballers’ (freedom of)
expression,” he said.
Drogba removed his club shirt after a match Friday
against SB Elazigspor to reveal a T-shirt that read
“Thank You Madiba”, using Mandela’s clan name.
Teammate Eboue also honoured the South African
anti-apartheid hero who died on Thursday with a
T-shirt that said “Rest in Peace Nelson Mandela”.
The federation defended its decision to summon
the two players, saying they had not sought
permission for their action.
But the move caused fury among scores of Twitter
users, with some accusing the body of “fascism”.
“There’s a minute of silence for Mandela before a
match in Britain but in Turkey, there are fines,” said
one tweet signed by Erce Sahin.
Another Twitter user with the handle Hevallo, said:
“TURKISH FASCISM in FOOTBALL like everywhere in
Turkey!”
The minister also blasted a federation decision last
week to initiate disciplinary procedures against a
Turkish club whose footballers wore T-shirts
paying homage to the founder of modern Turkey,
Mustafa Kemal Ataturk.
Mandela: I’ll do it again — Drogba
Drogba has responded to threats by the Turkish FA
to sanction him and his compatriot over their
tributes to Mandela by posting a picture montage
on Instagram including a photo of his own meeting
with the former South Africa president.
“I’d be very interested to see your comments on
this…but I’m sorry if I had to I would do it again
and again. Not because of political beliefs but
because this man inspired me, a country, a
continent, the world!!!!! Thanks again Madiba


www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/minister-slams-mandela-t-shirt-action/

Christianity EtcRe: Boko-Haram Shot Man In The Head For Refusing To Deny Christ by kelEmi(m): 7:54pm On Nov 19, 2013
Codedrock: AND WHERE IS THE PICTURE PROVE??
You still want picture "prove" whereas you're given a video "prove"..
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Attends Oritsejafor's Jubilee Festival In Warri by kelEmi(m): 7:06pm On Nov 11, 2013
massmedia: Who are those childrenhuh
They are Papa's.. I mean pastor Ayo's...
BusinessRe: Nigeria Overtakes South-Africa As Continent's Largest Economy by kelEmi(m): 1:14pm On Nov 09, 2013
Nice...
BusinessRe: Banker Stole N24m From Customers' Accounts (Ondo) by kelEmi(m): 6:49am On Nov 07, 2013
Well I can't just believe this story and I don't know why, maybe it's because of the fact that she pleaded not guilty.. Doesn't it sound odd that she pleaded not guilty?? If she's really guilty then she should be smart enough to know nemesis has caught up with her and accept her faith.. More so , don't you find it disturbing that an ordinary customer care agent steals such amount when it's usually the boss and senior staffs doing such.. As for me I think she's just being framed for this... If she's really gat #24 million, then I don't think she will be willing to spend a day in Kirikiri.... I'm just saying sha, she might be guilty for all we know, but until thoroughly proven, let's not condemn her, please, she might just be a victim of circumstances...
Science/TechnologyRe: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by kelEmi(m): 2:44pm On Nov 03, 2013
It's been happening live here in Agbarho Ughelli North Delta state...
This is really fascinating....
would have shared some pics just that the intensity of the Sun makes it hard to see... but you can see it with your eyes if you've gat the balls... I've been watching it for over 50 minutes and counting... Nature's wonderful...
Christianity EtcRe: Over 20 Killed At Night-Vigil In Uke, Anambra by kelEmi(m): 1:11pm On Nov 03, 2013
Zet72: This is one of the reason I have warned anyone close to me to stay away from Roman catholic church., No mater how bad a Pentecostal church is thy can never allow politician to campaign in their vigil grand
It very dishearting how a reverend father will allow a politician to even near they gate let alone giving him Mic to speak to people who gathered for a vigil. Oh how I with I was there, by now that ode would've been dead.
You're a big fool... Retarded bigot...
So if na Jonathan or your state governor come your church, your pastor go take Cain flog am... mumu like you... try go buy sense o, cause you need am big time...
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Uruguay Fifa U17 World Cup (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by kelEmi(m): 6:37pm On Nov 02, 2013
goal no2... boy o boy. I'm loving this..
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Uruguay Fifa U17 World Cup (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by kelEmi(m): 5:17pm On Nov 02, 2013
goal no 1..
PhonesRe: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by kelEmi(m): 4:10pm On Oct 31, 2013
I remember early this year when I won the MTN Foundation's scholarship which is what's #200,000... and they said they'll pay SOON... for over two months MTN frustrated me with their messages cause whenever I got a message from them my heart go de throw stunts as if e de Olympics, only for me to see their crazy messages... I almost get high bp self na God save me cos then I de so broke ehn... the day them even pay me I no even know cos I no gree check the message until after school and no be them even send alert e say them Don pay, na my bank send me and I de there de kill myself over MTN messages..
PoliticsRe: Suntai Marks One-year Air Crash Survival In Church by kelEmi(m): 11:37pm On Oct 27, 2013
Thank God for you life wella o... Thank am say no be " One year in mind"... tongue

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