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Romance / Re: Man Needs Advice After Falling In Love With A Prostitute (Snapshot) by Kellyclef(m): 9:41pm On Sep 23, 2015
DedeNkem:


For the fact that he's asking for an advise on what to do, should have informed his dumb brain that this is a bad idea.

Having sex with a prostitute (ashawo) is terrible but thinking of marrying her is the worst thing any man can do.

The guy needs to go for a psychiatric checkup.
your girl better pass ashawo? as you dey abort up and down Naim u like?

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Romance / Re: Man Needs Advice After Falling In Love With A Prostitute (Snapshot) by Kellyclef(m): 9:35pm On Sep 23, 2015
Well, go die becos na dis f**k sweet you dey do like dis so. if not you for nor dey take the name of the lord dey play.
Forum Games / Re: 8 Out Of Every 10 Would Fail These!!! by Kellyclef(m): 7:55pm On Sep 19, 2015
The answer is 10 because if you can count but the unseen to make it 9 then arrange the 3 set to fit in the 6 it will give you 1 big block then add the 1 big block to the 9 it will give u 10 blocks.
Religion / Re: Shut Churches: Kaduna Christians Back El-rufai by Kellyclef(m): 7:49pm On Sep 19, 2015
SeverusSnape:
These Northern Christians are not wise, Little wonder the Islamists are lording over them.

Will the Muslims accept this same thing if the governor was a Christian??... You and I knows the state would have gone up in flames by now.
The Muslims don't have divided mosques only one like the Catholic church have one doctrine.
Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Kellyclef(m): 8:14am On Aug 13, 2015
If na me sha, I go take $1million take make my live better. cos na wetin dem two de pray for me everyday be dat.
Politics / Re: Asari Mobilizing And 5,000 Militants Lined Behind Him {photo} by Kellyclef(m): 12:17pm On Apr 03, 2015
Idrismusty97:
Nice...Go to the creeks, be well prepared, make sure you don't have any excuses. We shall use you all for Target practice! Buhari is not a fisherman, we are ready for you rats!
Even through fone your mouth still stink like dis I cannot imagine the ppl staying close to you what they will be like.
Politics / Re: Physically Challenged Nigerian Citizen Campaigns For Buhari (photo) by Kellyclef(m): 3:16pm On Mar 17, 2015
olapluto:

Where I come from, someone like you will be thrown to the evil forest, to be devoured by wild beasts. You lack basic decency needed to live among humans.
where I come from, someone like u will be chained, cos we don't harbour mad ppl and senceless block heads.
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo : Goats Relaxing And Sleeping On Top Of Transformer by Kellyclef(m): 2:59pm On Mar 17, 2015
Transformer don't choke even when there's light it is only warm. but when it is faulty don't go there.
Politics / Re: School Kids Referred To Buhari. As President Buhari by Kellyclef(m): 1:51pm On Mar 12, 2015
Now he is trying to learn how to visit school ehnn?
Crime / Re: Mighty Joe, Nigeria's Notorious Robber Executed In 1973 For Stealing N10 (pic) by Kellyclef(m): 8:00am On Mar 11, 2015
Divineluv14:


#10 then, na huge amount of money .
na small money #10 reach 10 thousand naira dat time. we are just been stupid den.
Romance / Re: Naija Girls Says Nothing Wrong In Having More Than one Boyfriend... SHOCKING!!! by Kellyclef(m): 7:35am On Mar 11, 2015
I like this cos it will make me spend less knowing that I am not the only one sleeping with you. And you girls should also know that we don't marry ashawo this days.

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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Not Agree To A Debate With Jonathan - Vanguard by Kellyclef(m): 7:19am On Mar 11, 2015
SomebodyLovesMe:


Stop crying. Keep calm and vote for Buhari

grin
Give your reason why you want bullari to win. let's know if your brain is as empty as his.
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Not Agree To A Debate With Jonathan - Vanguard by Kellyclef(m): 7:09am On Mar 11, 2015
sammyj:
When the clueless one refused to participate in the 2011 presidential election was it because he only spoke for 60 mins during his campaign. Never the less I still believe GMB has a better brand and candidate than the clueless GEJ, Sambo, PDP and PEJ put together. Even if GMB cannot talk again in his life God forbid, I will still vote for him no matter the amount of mud slinging from FFK, Okupe, Abati the bastards, OPs and their likes present to us, we have decided to vote for GMB / PYO come March 2015 and send back the clueless one and SHEPOPOTEMUS to OTUOKE fishermen market !!!

Click like for GMB/PYO and
Click share for GEJ/PEJ
A blind man seeking for other blind and dumb fellow for guardian. what a pity for fools wanting to vote in an idiot, to govern profs, doctors, lawyers in this country. I tell you, it won't work fool.... grin
sammyj:
When the clueless one refused to participate in the 2011 presidential election was it because he only spoke for 60 mins during his campaign. Never the less I still believe GMB has a better brand and candidate than the clueless GEJ, Sambo, PDP and PEJ put together. Even if GMB cannot talk again in his life God forbid, I will still vote for him no matter the amount of mud slinging from FFK, Okupe, Abati the bastards, OPs and their likes present to us, we have decided to vote for GMB / PYO come March 2015 and send back the clueless one and SHEPOPOTEMUS to OTUOKE fishermen market !!!

Click like for GMB/PYO and
Click share for GEJ/PEJ
A blind man seeking for other blind and dumb fellow for guardian. what a pity for fools wanting to vote in an idiot, to govern profs, doctors, lawyers in this country. I tell you, it won't work fool....
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Kellyclef(m): 11:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
it's an evidence of a gallant leaving
Jokes Etc / Re: See What Happens When A Calaba Girl Visits You. (pix So Funny) by Kellyclef(m): 10:21pm On Mar 08, 2015
she is like, I dey shop ur size o. so warn urself
Travel / Re: Avoid These 20 English Words When In Other Countries by Kellyclef(m): 7:31am On Mar 06, 2015
Avoid the word APC in Nigeria cos it means member of bokoharam.
Politics / Re: Buhari Threatens To Back Out Of Abuja Accord by Kellyclef(m): 8:28am On Feb 26, 2015
tonytony208:


are you saying buhari is a mad man?
just know today if you had not known before that buhari and his allies are mad fellows.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Threatens To Back Out Of Abuja Accord by Kellyclef(m): 8:28am On Feb 26, 2015
tonytony208:


are you saying buhari is a mad man?
just know today if you had not known before that buhari and his allies are mad fellow.

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Family / Re: See What This Wife Did To Her Husband(pic) by Kellyclef(m): 5:42pm On Feb 23, 2015
so she just want the hussy to imagine fish in his food. na beating she dey fine.
Politics / Re: Photos From Buhari's Presidential Campaign In Calabar by Kellyclef(m): 10:38am On Jan 08, 2015
[quote author=iluvweed post=29588977]^^^
DRY... undecided





Where the hell is Bros J?

Or is it a crime for Incumbent president to campaign?

Or has he accepted defeat and chickened out like a pusi nicca that he his?


GMB for Presido!
smoking nor good for you at all. E dey make u dey mad small small now.
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia’s Steps Out In Egyptian Outfit At The Opening Of AFRIMA by Kellyclef(m): 8:50am On Dec 29, 2014
@ saverussnape I wonder the kind of music you do listen to for you not to love 2baba music. you must be leaving somewhere far from ppl.
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia’s Steps Out In Egyptian Outfit At The Opening Of AFRIMA by Kellyclef(m): 8:44am On Dec 29, 2014
world best musician you don't even know anything
Jokes Etc / Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Kellyclef(m): 10:21pm On Dec 09, 2014
I'm romancing and you try to go down with your hand she will ask:
what are u doing?
I am trying to high the lanp
Romance / Re: Ladies, Your boyfriend Sends This Picture Message To You, What's He Implying? by Kellyclef(m): 6:44pm On Dec 09, 2014
for nowadays girls? I don craze? all dis nowadays girls wey like money pass love. if one man take helicopter com reach dere-she go just push you plus your wounded leg go back. I don craze? I rather die than commit dat suicide!

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Celebrities / Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by Kellyclef(m): 9:21am On Dec 03, 2014
All this leash, money suckers, they can't even spend money from the money given to them on their guy who gave them the money. yet you "hoping" to marry rich man. thief-wait for menopause joor!
Celebrities / Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by Kellyclef(m): 8:59am On Dec 03, 2014
MadCow1:
But why Poor people no go respect theirself go find their size?! grin


A poor Man dating a Girl with high taste is like a Depressed Man with a Gun. grin


Na menopause dem go die put, cos dem nor fine like normal girls self take pix like ashawo.
Religion / Re: Imo Youths Lock Out Bishop-elect by Kellyclef(m): 8:54am On May 23, 2013
Wat are dey tinkin? Are dey tinkin dat de pope has been bribed? Dis most be de handywork of some long throat indegineous priest who is eyein de post of a bishop.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest & Sickest Akpos Joke Ever 18+ by Kellyclef(m): 10:16am On Apr 22, 2013
Nor lelelelet caugth u 4444 cococor corner o cos weyweything u go see heh u go reregret ham.
Islam for Muslims / Re: MEND Threatens To Bomb Mosques & Assasinate Imams by Kellyclef(m): 8:17am On Apr 15, 2013
mend is de silent and strongest militant group in 9ja
Politics / Re: No Regrets About Alamieyeseigha's Pardon - Presidency by Kellyclef(m): 9:30pm On Apr 14, 2013
If e pain anybody sey dem grant am padon make de person go hang or hug transformer:p

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