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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by donsteady(m): 2:45am On Aug 13, 2015
I will save my wife, I believe I and her together as a team, we can make much more than $100m, in regards to my mum, she is old already, she is not too far from her distination. I and my wife have long way to go.
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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by jdahyor: 5:21am On Aug 13, 2015
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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by facealone05(m): 5:46am On Aug 13, 2015
Definately my wife cos as my mother she av already achieve her dream in d land of d living,bt 4 my wife i believe we can work 2geda as one family wit grace of God 2 achieve more dan money u mention cos u av forgetten d fact dt money without ur wife and ur children 2 spend it wit u,u can never enjoy dt money so i wil save my wife cos is d mother of my children Thanks
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by prof12(m): 6:15am On Aug 13, 2015
My mum of course, because with her prayers and blessings I can make over a hundred million dollars and I can have another wife.
Remember you can't have another mother once she is gone.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by bharseeth(m): 6:31am On Aug 13, 2015
Nonsense, I get two hands ke. I'll drag both humans out at the same time. Then dive in after the money. Shikena! grin
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by DONSMITH123(m): 6:42am On Aug 13, 2015
Am saving my wife straight away.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Paris007(m): 6:53am On Aug 13, 2015
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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by edorhe14(m): 7:16am On Aug 13, 2015
For her to be my wife I must have seen something in her that no other woman on earth has..
So on that I will Save my wife first then even though she has lived her life I will try and save my mother cos there is nothing like family.
Then if I have pulled it off saving both of them...
The way I go fly follow the money even Osewa go hail me sef...lol
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by troy20(m): 7:19am On Aug 13, 2015
CuteTj:
Will save my wife. My mum has done her own bit in life and we that we are just starting our own, she should give us a chance.. If you save your mum this time, won't she still die someday or even tomorrow sef??

For those saying mother... No be una dey talk say make dem old people give youth chance? And you guys don't want to relegate your parents. See hypocrisy!!!!
no mind them.yeye.who the hell takes $100million in this climes likely.your mother has lived a fulfilling life herself and produced you along.you have yet alot ahead to do for yourself and for children who you will have to be responsible for.i think my conscience will most be disturbed by the lose of my wife.well i better not love her that much.but really what the fvck is love?
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by charlsecy(m): 7:22am On Aug 13, 2015
Iyke1998:
I don't expect u to believe me...
Your happiness in marriage depends on the presence of your mother.. What an invalid statement!
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by ThaBraidez(f): 7:22am On Aug 13, 2015
CrazyMan:
I'll awake from that miserable dream, get prepared and head to work. undecided
lmao
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Nobody: 7:23am On Aug 13, 2015
I will use the one million naira from the $100m to give them a befitting burial, the rest of the money goes to my account
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by ping72: 7:33am On Aug 13, 2015
My wife; who will save my mum; who will then save the money. I sabi them well.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by chommyAngela: 7:41am On Aug 13, 2015
Iyke1998:
I will save my mum(I can NEVER have someone like her).....
My marriage won't be fun for me without my mum's presence...

I can marry a new wife.
I can get $100m since there is LIFE...

That's all!!!
Hmmmmmm @ u can marry a new wife. Are u sure u really love ur wife?
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Nobody: 7:47am On Aug 13, 2015
If I can save one human life, then I am satisfied. So the money is not even in my options.
The challenge then boils down to 2 persons. Of which I will save my mum. Can not have 2 mothers. Only 1. Can have many wives. I know. Life is not fair. Cry me the Ganges and Euphrates.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by bruphiyor95: 7:50am On Aug 13, 2015
Jbond:
Sincerely who will you save if given only one option? For the guys your mum, wife, or 100million dollars, for the ladies your mum, your husband or the 100million dollars.

Sorry dude,I wud ave saved yu if Yu were among.home breaker.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Imoobot(m): 8:05am On Aug 13, 2015
Iyke1998:
I will save my mum(I can NEVER have someone like her).....
My marriage won't be fun for me without my mum's presence...

I can marry a new wife.
I can get $100m since there is LIFE...

That's all!!!

WHY U D LIE?
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Krasid(m): 8:06am On Aug 13, 2015
miembamish:
Wife...
...and then you catch her cheating on you the next day.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by MadCow1: 8:11am On Aug 13, 2015
DrGroove:

LIAR!!!!


I may be mad, but I don't lie..


I will save them in this order;

1. My Wife..

2. My Mother...

3. The Moola.


I also know that should my mum be caught between saving either me, my dad or money, she would save my dad all day.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by MadCow1: 8:12am On Aug 13, 2015
Krasid:
...and then you catch her cheating on you the next day.

I wonder if your mother is not your father's wife.. Or were you inbred.

No disrespect meant but even your mother is capable of cheating on your dad as well.. But morally, you save your wife before your mother.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Kellyclef(m): 8:14am On Aug 13, 2015
If na me sha, I go take $1million take make my live better. cos na wetin dem two de pray for me everyday be dat.
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Folzye(m): 8:24am On Aug 13, 2015
Jbond:
Sincerely who will you save if given only one option? For the guys your mum, wife, or 100million dollars, for the ladies your mum, your husband or the 100million dollars.


I'll save the 3...Get 2 life buoys for No 1 and 2...dive in to rescue number 3, later push 1 and 2 to shore... Then we can all enjoy the money together
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by princeotunba: 8:27am On Aug 13, 2015
hmmmm i swear na ma mama i go save , cause the money and new wife go still come around...
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by AreaFada2: 8:34am On Aug 13, 2015
prettydiva89post=36895014:
Mum of course
Oh girl na wa o. Say mum is 60, husband is 35 and you both have two kids 6 and 3 years old. God forbid, you prefer your kids to be half-orphans than you to be one? Somebody of 60 don chop life na compared to 35 years old dude. grin cheesy
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by AreaFada2: 8:36am On Aug 13, 2015
Folzye:


I'll save the 3...Get 2 life buoys for No 1 and 2...dive in to rescue number 3, later push 1 and 2 to shore... Then we can all enjoy the money together
But here you have seconds to decide, no way to save the other two. No sitting on the fence. grin
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by omoharry(f): 8:38am On Aug 13, 2015
mum...
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Iyke1998(m): 8:44am On Aug 13, 2015
Imoobot:

WHY U D LIE?
How you kon know say I dey lie? Abi na u get my mind?
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by AreaFada2: 8:45am On Aug 13, 2015
troy20:

no mind them.yeye.who the hell takes $100million in this climes likely.your mother has lived a fulfilling life herself and produced you along.you have yet alot ahead to do for yourself and for children who you will have to be responsible for.i think my conscience will most be disturbed by the lose of my wife.well i better not love her that much.but really what the fvck is love?
Lol. After all some use both their wife and mama to do " Ogun Owo" and may never even make £500k at the end. But honestly it has to be wife, if just for the sake of your kids alone. You have enjoyed your mum to adulthood, your kids deserve same.

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Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Iyke1998(m): 8:46am On Aug 13, 2015
chommyAngela:
Hmmmmmm @ u can marry a new wife. Are u sure u really love ur wife?

Was my wife there when my mum was suffering for me?
She only came when I've been made by my mum...
Imagine if my mum had aborted me
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by Iyke1998(m): 8:48am On Aug 13, 2015
charlsecy:

Your happiness in marriage depends on the presence of your mother.. What an invalid statement!

Let me ask you a question??

Would you have ever thought of marriage if you mother aborted you from onset?
Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by exxy(m): 8:52am On Aug 13, 2015
Iyke1998:


My brother na for shrine the matter. Go end ooooo
hahahaha, u yan use babalawo for merlin? my broda the fight go bloody oo!

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