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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: "Bad Weather " Funny Story With Pictures. .. by kellyjc(op): 11:13am On Jun 07, 2023
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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: "Bad Weather " Funny Story With Pictures. .. by kellyjc(op):
"Na 3k o" She told me as she got closer.I told her that I only have 2500 then she said except I will share my food with her which I nodded my head like a lizard in agreement.
Immediately we entered the room, she pushed me down on the bed and climbed up after losing my belt. She rode me like a horse and for the first time I had the opportunity to travel round the world and beyond without visa.
This is me reaping the fruit of my labor without stress unlike what I experience with my girlfriend who lies down like a bag of beans and allows me enjoy myself with hard labor.
After about 30 minutes of unexplainable joy,she was ready to go and I handed her the 2500. She told me that she would go with the tea stuff I bought but I wasn't bothered because of the gladness that filled my heart.
I locked the door and took a nap after she left.
I woke up feeling badly hungry but I didn't have any food nor penny left on me. I then decided to summon the courage to call my colleague to lend me an urgent 2k.
Lo and behold, my phone was hiding from the table I kept it. I could not understand the kind of rough play that I am into with a phone that I am owing easy buy 15k which they will deduct from my salary in 2 months.
I rushed to my neighbor and asked him to help me flash the phone but it was switched off.
At this point, I knew I had bought a bad market. Kileleyi bayi nitori oloun.... I went to the aboki and he said it was his first time of seeing that lady. Chineke ekwela aturu fuo ipi. ...Na so cold leave me headache come hold me.


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Art, Graphics & Video"Bad Weather " Funny Story With Pictures. .. by kellyjc(op): 8:38am On Jun 07, 2023
It was a Saturday morning and everywhere was cold and dull all thanks to the heavy rain ☔ that started in the night and stopped few minutes to eight in the morning.
From the 3k which I have reserved to manage till Monday when I am expecting my salary, I decided to take 5 hundred naira to buy some tea stuff for breakfast from the aboki's shop next to my house 🏡 to quench the cold.
Sitting just beside the shop was a beautiful young lady in her mid 20s drinking alomo bitters and positioned her legs in such a careless way that I can get a full glimpse of her white panties. Since it was a free to Air channel, I decided to fill my eyes 👀 to the brim without any mixed feelings trying to figure out one or two things while the aboki was packaging my stuff.
My John Thomas was already raising its ugly head in anxiety trying to get a clearer view but I rebuked it with everything in me. My girlfriend is still enough for me , I said to myself.
Just as I was about to leave, she turned to me in a very sweet voice and said "Good morning uncle, make I follow you? Abi the cold no reach your side? "
I was still trying to figure out what type of house heater she was when the uncivilized part of me answered her with the affirmative without the consent of my brain.
She immediately stood up and followed me as if she has been wanting for me.

PoliticsRe: Corruption: Brazil’s Ex-president Jailed For Nearly 9 Years by kellyjc(m):
Natajo2021:
Obi life is so bitter.
Tell him there is a chance for him in Alaigbo.
Atiku thought he was very rich to buy yesterday, he failed.
Tinubu hassle hard, and never gave up,today he is the president of FRN.
Osinbajo thought he was so smart and almost outsmarted his benefactor. What a Judais Iscariot cannot do does not exist.
Amechi Rotimi thought he could occupied the seat of power by exchanging the developmental programs meant for his people for the people of North West. All he got was a title called "Trusted Son of Daura" Today he has suddenly turned to a musician. Emergency gospel 🎶 🎵 Musician.
Aregbesola believes by associating with the cabals ,he could demarket his benefactor and the president of Nigeria.
Mai Mala Buni thought by temporarily and fraudulently hijacked the party from Osiomole, would frustrate the PBAT and denied him the APC ticket. Alas, he failed.
Malami and Emefiele thought by dinning with the cabals would denied PBAT his God's destined victory. Alas, they failed.
The pentecostal pastors and fake prophets prophesied death ,sickness and fake victory for Obi, they all failed together.
God is not a man. He destined PBAT to mount the throne of Nigeria. The forces of evil and anti-subsidies removal would never prevail, Amen.
God indeed has the final says.
May God favour us, same way he poured his favour on Asiwaju, and may all our enemies failed the same way the cabals, the Obi-diots, the Athiefkus failed. WON TI LULE.
your type usually die poor.your mentality is too low. I can bet anything that you won't benefit more than any other ordinary person in this part-time government. SPITS. ..
4m $ which our Nigerian politicians will spend in one shopping.
Nigeria is still redeemable. The last election has shown that Nigerians are finally awake. They now know what they want and the next step is getting it.
Don't mind yakubu and his careless selection. Don't mind the stupid slaves that keep singing the praise of their oppressors just like this one
here. Nigeria can be great again.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Check Out This � Work by kellyjc(op): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2023
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RomanceRe: Bukayo Saka, Arsenal FC Superstar Spotted In Lagos (video) by kellyjc(m):
After cutting my ticket up and down, na cane I suppose take welcome you.
No place like home. Even as Nigeria bad reach, mad man still get brother.
On a more serious note. ...
He can't win a state because he lacks the structure. He won the country clearly but useless yakubu did a selection.
Go to court and he went to court yet the attack dogs who think that the process is a mere frivolity have refused to sleep while churning out fake news.
To every fool that supports the mismanagement and rascality in government on what ever basis,May your life be like the present Nigeria.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Check Out This � Work by kellyjc(op): 10:59am On May 31, 2023
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PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 6:49am On May 31, 2023
Clean Samsung s6 now available at 35k.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Check Out This � Work by kellyjc(op): 9:59am On May 29, 2023
Still cooking. ..

TravelRe: "Nigeria Air" Heads Back To Addis Ababa — David Hundeyin by kellyjc(m): 9:41pm On May 27, 2023
We have never had it this bad. Now they're bringing another criminal to cover their atrocities and also continue with the damages. Whatever one sows,he reaps. Anyone who in one way or another supports the rascality in the government of today will one way or the other be consumed .
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Check Out This � Work by kellyjc(op): 6:31pm On May 26, 2023
rashrockalabx:
Amazing chef 👩‍🍳 abi amazing yansh 🍑
okay. ..u are focused on the nyash abi?
Art, Graphics & VideoCheck Out This � Work by kellyjc(op): 4:48pm On May 26, 2023
Amazing chef.

CrimeRe: Police React To Kehinde Adesoga Adekusibe's Anti Igbo Tweet by kellyjc(m):
huh
Hatred has a way of keeping people stagnant in life. You don't need a prophet to tell you that this animal isn't happy with his useless life.
Just like the paid idiot below☟who isn't qualified to be employed as a cleaner in Tinubu's son's toilet, they are always unhappy and willing to fuel ethnic tension to make others around them feel the way they do.
Don't be deceived, the true enemies of Nigeria is the political class but some dumb people fall for their antics .
RomanceRe: Did The Coconut Hit His Head ? (photo) by kellyjc(m): 3:07pm On May 18, 2023
No, it didn't. It hit a potruded area of the tree which will make it bounce a bit away from his head.
A handball player understands it better.
BusinessRe: Saw This Affordable Android Phone by kellyjc(op): 7:24am On May 15, 2023
Sicilyjoe:
Do u have galaxy note3/note4 or note5 ?
Not at the moment.
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 7:20am On May 15, 2023
Sicilyjoe:
15k, am using the same s5 to reply this message which I bought 12k last year Nov
No sir.
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 8:07pm On May 14, 2023
Still available
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 12:16pm On May 14, 2023
Available
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 6:05am On May 14, 2023
rexfada:
That number is not on WhatsApp
It is or will you drop urs so i can search from my end?
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 10:24pm On May 13, 2023
rexfada:
What is your WhatsApp number?
0n my signature pls.
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 7:31pm On May 13, 2023
capetownboyz:
where in Lagos ..need one of this .
from ajah to surulere. You choose a preferred location.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Charly Boy Over Prostate Cancer Battle (photos) by kellyjc(m):
My own is that anyone that wishes a sick president on a sick country will never be free from sickness.
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 6:08pm On May 13, 2023
Still available
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 4:29pm On May 13, 2023
TinubuShet:
15k
20k last sir..
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 3:29pm On May 13, 2023
RuMiRgO1stSon:
What's the battery capacity
2800mah
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 2:31pm On May 13, 2023
Achor1111:
Owerri.
But, that phone is outdated.
4.4
way bill to owerri costs around 3k.I can add my 1k..I agree it is not updated and that is why it doesn't cost a fortune. The phone is not bad u can ask around.this is android 6.0
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 2:14pm On May 13, 2023
Achor1111:
What of single purchase?
will like to know destination before i know what to do.
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 2:04pm On May 13, 2023
Serious buyers can reach me through my signature... This is an old account..
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 2:02pm On May 13, 2023
Achor1111:
Agreement like?
can only do a little assisstance in terms of way bill funding if it is a bulk purchase.
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 1:08pm On May 13, 2023
SageMahrez:
Location?
lagos but can do way bill to anywhere on agreement .
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 10:04am On May 13, 2023
Available
PhonesRe: See This Clean And Affordable Samsung S5 by kellyjc(op): 7:39am On May 13, 2023
Just for 20k..available in bulk.

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