Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Worst Times In Schools by kellz0(m): 7:54pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
Mine was a bitter one but later made a popular school. It was in jss2 and there was this pretty girl (amaka) that i was crushing ( normal kids stuff).
so i gave her this emotional love letter that was written by my school dad and instead of to give me a positive reply, she took the letter to the principa and i was flogged in the assembly and ask to read the later there.
After reading it i expected people to be laughing at me but everyone was amazed how a jss 2 kid could write such and they gave me the nickname LOVERBOY and that was how i became very popular.! |
Romance › Re: What Attract You Most In A Boy/girl by kellz0(m): 4:59pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
pillow breast, coke shape and average nyash |
Celebrities › Re: These Photos Prove Mercy Aigbe’s Daughter, Michelle Is A Cute Fashionista by kellz0(m): 2:54pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
Dear mercy, please keep advertising her to us. We will strike soon |
Celebrities › Re: Unilag Students Treated Like Animals At Sen. Ben Murray Bruce's Birthday by kellz0(m): 2:49pm On Feb 20, 2016 |
Moral lesson: No be every invitation you go houour. Shoe get size |
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Mad Northerner(hausa) by kellz0(m): 8:52am On Feb 20, 2016 |
Dem no they mad nii |
Celebrities › Re: See The Cars Nollywood Actor Kelvin Ikeduba Is Forming Big Boy With(Photos) by kellz0(m): 1:14am On Feb 20, 2016 |
All this bloody bloggers and lies shaaa.... No hating but kevin aint the owner of that car, i knw the dude too well |
Entertainment › Re: Fish Hawker Also Photobombs A Shoot (pics) by kellz0(m): 8:01am On Feb 19, 2016 |
me wey don dey hawk since from pure water to gala to oranges to bread no body even send me |
Romance › Re: Is It Good To Starve Your Partner With S*ex When You Both Are Quarreling? by kellz0(m): 5:56pm On Feb 18, 2016 |
Starving me of sex is pointless cause i can get it else where. Sex is cheap this days |
Food › Re: Checkout A Male Student's Fried Spaghetti by kellz0(m): 9:59am On Feb 16, 2016 |
Choi. All this things cause of womanliness |
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Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Marry An Olosho? by kellz0(m): 1:25pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
Its better i marry a known olosho than marry an unknown olosho |
Phone/Internet Market › Re: . by kellz0(m): 12:32pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
Techno p5 panel problem.
Bold 5- flash issue. Quote me if you need any |
Romance › Re: What Are Your Plans For Valentines Day? by kellz0(m): 12:16am On Feb 14, 2016 |
I go first enter any near chemist, buy like 3packs of condom with 5000mg of tramadol. Then enter my favourite brothel, i go settle down call foluke, funke, robi, chineye then finally nack with adaswa, only me and five girls, we go nakeeed. Me go be adam and Them na eves |
Romance › Re: When Ur Big Butt/boobs Bcum A Problem Fr U by kellz0(m): 11:37pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
naughtynaughty: I dunno, pls tel me come lemme put my head on your boobs and tell you aw it feels |
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Done For Money? by kellz0(m): 11:33pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Wizzykinging: Asin ehh E no easy for this country mhen, the worst is that, our leaders dont know our pains |
Romance › Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Done For Money? by kellz0(m): 6:23pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Remember going to a building site, pack block from 9am to 6pm and we were paid 2k each. |
Romance › Re: When Ur Big Butt/boobs Bcum A Problem Fr U by kellz0(m): 5:52pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Why is this one ranting  Please we love you nyash and breast like that  do you kwn what it feels like resting your head on a big boobs after a long day at work  |
Romance › Re: What Are You Going To Do Tomorrow?? by kellz0(m): 4:48pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle: go to a brothel n pay 20k upfront for quality home service by fat oloshos! bros, you side expensive oo with that 20k, 5 olosho they follow me go house  |
Celebrities › Re: See How A Female Fan Reacted On Seeing Flavour On Stage (photos) by kellz0(m): 4:37pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Some of this things are staged. But imagine me taking my bae to a show this val and she faint cause of "Terry g"  |
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Flaunts Curves In Red Wrap Dress (photos) by kellz0(m): 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Dicck breaker |
Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Calls You And Asks For You To Come To His House To by kellz0(m): 11:04pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
He won dig borehole for ya body |
Romance › Re: Memo To We Ladies by kellz0(m): 10:34pm On Feb 12, 2016 |
naughtynaughty: bcus u luv ha she gat wait till we marry cause i dont knw what to if she dump me after fluenting her on social media |
Romance › Re: Matured Minds Only.come In.. by kellz0(m): 7:05pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Vikings007: You want to kill him?  oga park, 200mil wont do him any shit |
Romance › Re: She Said I Should Give Her Space!!!!! by kellz0(m): 6:08pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
iceberylin: Comment ur comment? Me was surprised to see say person never comment our comment before me  lols, when i just click thread na the thing you post just they my mind to post  |
Romance › Re: She Said I Should Give Her Space!!!!! by kellz0(m): 5:11pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
iceberylin: This guy still don't understand... You're the side stick... Wait until after 14th... why did you coment my coment  she want the space to be with her real nigga this seasön |
Romance › Re: Do You Think This Picture Taken By This Brother And Sister Is Proper? by kellz0(m): 5:07pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
That guy papaya no go stand  |
Romance › Re: Memo To We Ladies by kellz0(m): 5:02pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Valentine Wahala by kellz0(m): 3:59pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
so pinkjacket is a side chick |
Romance › Re: Memo To We Ladies by kellz0(m): 3:11pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Why would i fluent a girl that is not my wife on social media  |
Romance › Re: Those Of You With More Than One Partner, How Will You Cope On Feb14? by kellz0(m): 3:02pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Just buy them gift and dont take any of them out |
Romance › Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To Someone? by kellz0(m): 2:39pm On Feb 11, 2016 |
Pretty face, the curves and the boobs  |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Gone After An Ugly Chick Just Because Of How ENDOWED She Was? by kellz0(m): 9:49am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Flawlessangel: boobilicious, bootylicious, nice sexy long legs , curvy heaps, nice figure 8 ....the complete package bodywise. sir, all these has covered for her uqly face fa  |