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Family › Re: My Husband Has Idolised Me And Now I'm Fed Up. Need Help by KelsAltair(m): 12:08pm On Nov 26, 2015

commitcrime:
Hmmmmm

Since u want sincere mature advice. I ll oblige u.

You re a fool!

Your husband loves u so much that he dotes on u. All men would normally do that but men like me dated bitches so we transformed and became assholes.

If ur husband worships u. It is normal

It is left for u to take the obeisances in humility and reciprocate.

If u turn him into an asshole. Babe I promise u. You ve lost him forever.

P.S
I realise it is easy being an asshole than a gentleman

#TEAMASSHOLE

lol....the hashtag got me cracking up

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Phones › Re: Five Blackberry Priv Features That Android Users Will Fall In Love With. by KelsAltair(m): 3:59pm On Nov 24, 2015

ElFiddy1:
I will Btw Bleep you

just have your priorities sorted out first...
and i assure you that there'll be no "fucking" going on...#NoHomo

Phones › Re: Chinese Phone With 9000mah Battery by KelsAltair(m): 10:01am On Nov 23, 2015

9000maH

na powerbank ni?....heavyweight champion probably

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 21st November 2015 by KelsAltair(m): 9:18pm On Nov 21, 2015

allanphash7:
Both team to score

Most scoring half (2nd half)

Full match draw

baba tear your three ticket slips

Romance › Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by KelsAltair(m): 2:06pm On Nov 15, 2015

czarr:
they do.but in small amount Just as guys have estrogen in small amounts too.

ok....but that's a new one

Romance › Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by KelsAltair(m): 6:14pm On Nov 14, 2015

Explorers:
10. When a man kisses a woman, it is possible for her testosterone levels to be raised. This raises her receptivity and libido.

didn't know that women possess testosterone

Romance › Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by KelsAltair(m): 6:12pm On Nov 14, 2015

calliope:
Kissing is one of those things i look forward.. To in a relationship...
Her lips...

this is naija abeg #noHomo

Phones › Re: Five Blackberry Priv Features That Android Users Will Fall In Love With. by KelsAltair(m): 10:34am On Nov 09, 2015

ElFiddy1:
Wil glo 1k work on It

So you fit buy 130k+ phone.... com dey find glo cheat to use... na wa oh

FYI... no it won't!

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Phones › Re: Is Your Android Phone Malfunctioning? Get Help Here by KelsAltair(m): 5:12pm On Nov 08, 2015

Please help...
I upgraded my phone innjoo one via OTA... it ended up showing 'no command' I've cleared cache and done factory reset but the result hasn't changed... i didn't root the phone prior to the softbrick and USB debugging mode was also off

So please how do I proceed??

Phones › Re: Five Blackberry Priv Features That Android Users Will Fall In Love With. by KelsAltair(m): 4:50pm On Nov 08, 2015

agohmamuda:
I actually fell for those features but I quickly got up and dusted my self.

Hawt stuff... epic! grin

Phones › Re: Five Blackberry Priv Features That Android Users Will Fall In Love With. by KelsAltair(m): 4:48pm On Nov 08, 2015

Dabss:
you mean techno p3?

Lol... evils!

Phones › Re: Good News! Airtel Has Introduced #100 For 1gb Weekend Data Plan by KelsAltair(m): 4:30pm On Nov 08, 2015

kenkool:
Can it works on my iPhone 6S ?

So you can afford iPhone 6s but not data plan.... smh

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Phones › Re: Innjoo One Discussion Thread by KelsAltair(m): 2:55pm On Nov 07, 2015

What do you do if you're stuck in bootloop and USB debugging wasn't activated prior to the softbrick? Is flashing another rom going to work?

Phones › Re: You Can Now Get Iphone 6 With Your Sperm In China Free by KelsAltair(m): 11:04am On Sep 22, 2015

Very soon, dey'll demand 4 human organs
wetin be kidney?

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Phones › Re: Innjoo One Discussion Thread by KelsAltair(m): 6:02am On Aug 28, 2015

Add me 08153322087

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Athletic Bilbao Vs Barcelona : Spanish Super Cup (4 - 0) On 14th August 2015 by KelsAltair(m): 3:53am On Aug 15, 2015

Ochillary:
YOU THINK WITH YA D!CK.

Damn right...

Phones › Re: 5GB Data Transfer For #1200!!how True Is It?? by KelsAltair(m): 4:48pm On Aug 11, 2015

Op...

FLEE!!!

Phones › Re: ZUK Z1| Lenovo Sub Brand: A Phone That Is Almost Perfect by KelsAltair(m): 4:37pm On Aug 11, 2015

Tallesty1:
Looks like the product of Mx4 Pro and Samsung's one night stand.

exactly

Crime › Re: Landlord’s Manhood Disappears After Giving Stranger N700 To Help Sick Mum by KelsAltair(m): 12:21am On Jul 27, 2015

okotv:
things happen.

I believe s**t happens would be more appropriate in this situation

Phones › Re: Galaxy Tab S2: Samsung Announces Its Slimmest Tablet Ever [photos] by KelsAltair(m): 6:07pm On Jul 21, 2015

Heavy

Phones › Re: Blackview Omega Pro MTK6753 3 RAM + 16 ROM, Apple Outward Appearance by KelsAltair(m): 5:55pm On Jul 21, 2015

timbros:
It looks more like InnJoo ONE.

Nice design.

I concur

Phones › Re: How To Wirelessly Manage And Transfer Android Files On/to PC by KelsAltair(m): 6:10am On Jul 21, 2015

also try ShareIt app

Phones › Re: OMG!!! See What Someone Did With This Iphones. by KelsAltair(m): 12:59pm On Jul 03, 2015

SELENAqueensy:
Am sure the bullet would have bounced back if it was Nokia 3310

lol

Business › Re: Ten Types Of People You Will Find In The Bank This Last Day Of BVN by KelsAltair(m): 12:39pm On Jun 30, 2015

ghanaman5050:
Uncle London . When I was in London even in Chicago bank system is not like this .

how does London and Chicago correlate??...omo ojuelegba

Business › Re: Ten Types Of People You Will Find In The Bank This Last Day Of BVN by KelsAltair(m): 12:36pm On Jun 30, 2015

no1madman:
wath d Bleep is BVN?

look at dis one huh

...bank verification number

Business › Re: Ten Types Of People You Will Find In The Bank This Last Day Of BVN by KelsAltair(m): 12:34pm On Jun 30, 2015

lol spirit husband...

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Phones › Re: I Still Dont See The Usefulness Of A Selfie Stick... by KelsAltair(m): 11:18am On Jun 25, 2015

Whizpeter:
Itz as useless as the 'ueue' in 'Queue'

lmfao

Phones › Re: New Tecno 7C (droidpad 7) With Android 5.0 Lollipop Specs & Price by KelsAltair(m): 11:17am On Jun 25, 2015

benkings:
D pesin dat did dis fone needs slap...

Pls jst stop d review....very annoying dustbin fone

asin ehn.... I mean warris dis? undecided

benkings:
D pesin dat did dis fone needs slap...

Pls jst stop d review....very annoying dustbin fone

asin ehn.... I mean warris dis?

Phones › Re: Innjoo And Deceit by KelsAltair(m): 11:04am On Jun 25, 2015

timbros:
Hmm....

I don't know how you guys handle your devices but I haven't experienced much of what you listed above.

Ever since InnJoo came on board, I've used T1, i1s (my wife use this), F2 (briefly), currently using ONE (my wife and i).

The only device that got really shattered screen is my wife's i1s and it's understandable considering she has an 11 month old baby always around. She has terrorized life outta the phone .

Apart from that, I've been okay with InnJoo products. Don't forget their price range. You don't expect perfection from such mid range products.

The bottom line is: Handle your devices carefully.

Get a screen protector (not screen guard). It will protect your screen from any cracking.

Bro...we're on the same lane oh...I haven't experienced any of these problems that others are complaining about...guess I was lucky with an efficient unit.

Phones › Re: Innjoo One Discussion Thread by KelsAltair(m): 9:06am On Jun 25, 2015

timbros:
Lollipop 5.1 update coming to InnJoo ONE by September.

September is too far jor

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