OK Na...

Good for the young lad wish him luck in his career...
Baba God make our time do reach...
Patiently waiting...

Metuh matter wan pass dasuki own self...metuh here metuh there..

Hmmmm

See head...Lol no vex Na wetin I see I talk

Hmmmm

Lol

Make I no catch any APC supporter near my farm...steady supply of firewood to my fellow wailers

yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after
we finish eating,
I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter
didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to
go look for change, and surprisingly she
said I
was embarrasing
her, that I should act like a big boy and leave
the change for the
waiter...
.
Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do?
I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do incase
she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you are
lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed
5000
people... Is that the
money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60,
plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say
500 naira na small
money?
.
It can buy pad (Always) and still get 520 Naira balance.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums &
good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic
malt N100 and
remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say
500 naira na
chicken change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira
shey
u know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene
Wenger
of Arsenal will buy
with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never
given 500 naira offering for church o
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira,
untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN
and you have to pay
back.

Swagz on decimal

Chopping the the five years of unemployment.... Lmao

A Fight Between a Rich man and a Poor man
Rich man: You are a fool
Poor man: You are an idiot sir
Rich man: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail
Poor man: It's a lie joor. i'm ready for you
Rich man: You gonna hear from my lawyer soon
Poor man: No problem. i will report you to my
native doctor!!..
Rich man: Hey!!.. brother. i was only joking.

Every one has done one or two silly things for love na
[i][/i]true

sickstars:

Dis is like 3 yrs ago
He left me na
It was not bou d money
Bt d love av learnt my lesson after dat i never lie to a guy again cos now i kno a guy who loves u will love u without even me makin any effort dats life
i learnt from my past alot it made me d smart girl i am today

SMART GIRL.....kinda funny

sickstars:
I did it once nd it was never about the money it was getting his attention i loved him bt he was a player nf i never wanted to loose him it wasnt bou d money bt d love ability to accept me
He was a certified johnny

you better find a better way to keep him else you go find am no see again

What's up with girls and lying about pregnancy just to get money from guys.. Sometimes last year around November a friend came to that I should borrow him some money cos his girl was pregnant and want to get rid of the pregnancy.. Na so my guy hustle 15k for that girl oo.. On 3rd of January my on girl came that she is pregnant and want to get rid of the pregnancy too and need 15k for it .. I became confused at first but I gave it a second thought she might be lying..I made enquiry from some of her friends and I realized she was lying.. I tried calling her she's not picking my calls..when I saw her she started begging that she needed the money urgently that was why..Why are some girls so heartless..

Baby papa abi Na Baby daddy sef

Score next week wedda shekau go die again

Congrats in advance but if Na lie eh. Na +40 for the o.p

Issorite

Lmao the kabiyesi of RAP

Issorite Chelsea are collecting today weather they like am or yes

1 one question please... That guy get Penis?

1 one question please... That guy get Penis?

mtchewww remain small make I see wetin the hubby dey see...

This is the first horror movie I've watched this year

Lol naija forever

Thanks guys

Kjking:
lwkmd.... I think they are tough

very tough and brave...I use to have some in my class..

No p

If I must marry. Then that Lady must be a mechanical engineer