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Properties / Acres Of Land For Sale In Eluju Village And Igando Elegun Town Ibeju-lekki Lagos by kelspascal(m): 2:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
Acres of Land for Sale in Igando elegun Village and Eluju Village Ibeju-Lekki, suitable for building residential or commercial structures for more Inquires call 08039243628
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Properties / 3 Bedroom Flat For Sale In Coker Fagba Lagos by kelspascal(m): 1:53pm On Mar 09, 2016
3 Bedroom Flat with spacious rooms & a Masters's Bedroom for sale in an Estate in Coker Fagba Lagos.

Price :16 million Asking
Land Title:c of o
For more Inquiry please call: Pascal on 08039243628
Click link to view Pictures below
http://citymart-ng..com.ng/2016/03/3-bedroom-flat-for-sale-in-coker-fagba.html
Properties / Investment Opportunity by kelspascal(m): 12:13pm On Mar 03, 2016
Investor Needed to clear and Sandfill 1.5km Access road at Onishon Opposite Lakowe golf,Ibeju-Lekki
Title:Gazette
Investor Reward :25plots
Total cost: N7.6million
Agency: 6 plots

For more details Call CitymartNG
08039243628 or 08126349239
Properties / Filling Station For Sale by kelspascal(m): 10:30am On Feb 16, 2016
For Sale
A brand New filling Station
Location: Ikeja Lagos
Plot Size:1.357sqm
Price:1.6 Billion
Specification:6 pumps,with 12 dispensers Dpk,1 pump A.g.o,1 Tank by 45,000 Litres each.
Title:C of O with dpr and every other document
For More Details call 08039243628 ,08126349239

Properties / Re: STONE CLADDING,STONEWORK,VENEER STONE,VENEER BRICKS FOR NIGERIA BUILDINGS✯✯✯✯✯☸☸ by kelspascal(m): 11:28am On Jan 20, 2016
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Properties / Re: Interior Decorating Tips By Multicolour Interiordezine by kelspascal(m): 11:28am On Jan 20, 2016
The Real Estate and Network Marketing industries have made more individuals millionaires than any other industry in the history of business. Every successful individual out there made or grew their wealth through real estate and the wise young man or wage earners invest in Real Estate.

Have you ever seen any wealthy or successful man or woman without a piece of real estate and network of like minds?

Do you know that the basic need of man are Shelter, food and clothing, and are all connected to real estate?

Do you know that real estate and network marketing is the only industry that brings the rich, poor, educated, illiterate and everyone to one roundtable?

Do you know that Real Estate and MLM is the only industry that you can make millions in one deal with you investing very little?

Do you know that with our system you can earn from your direct effort and that of those you introduce into this business?

If you need answers to this questions visit www.pazinobn.com/about-us.html
And kindly use the link below to register and fill in your details

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For Further Inquiry Please call 08039243628

Religion / Re: Revelation As Shown By God To A Young Lady, Shalom David - Tattooing Is A SIN by kelspascal(m): 11:17pm On Jan 19, 2016
So people with Tattoo don get automatic room for hell abi? if you want the room you can come and get it
Properties / Join Pazino Business Network by kelspascal(m): 7:16pm On Jan 19, 2016
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Jokes Etc / How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian; by kelspascal(m): 4:02pm On Dec 14, 2015
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel.

cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false
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Education / Re: Chineye Is Seen Doing Her School Homework While Selling Groundnut. by kelspascal(m): 12:30pm On Dec 12, 2015
Ask google
Education / Chineye Is Seen Doing Her School Homework While Selling Groundnut. by kelspascal(m): 12:25pm On Dec 12, 2015
Chineye is seen doing her school homework while selling Groundnut @ night at Sabo Yaba, Lagos i ask again whats your excuse?

Romance / Re: 8 Signs Your Union Might Not Last by kelspascal(m): 9:55pm On Dec 11, 2015
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Politics / Re: Obiano Donates Patrol Cars To Police In Anambra (Photos) by kelspascal(m): 9:52pm On Dec 11, 2015
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Webmasters / Re: How To Be A Unique Blogger by kelspascal(m): 9:50pm On Dec 11, 2015
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Sports / Re: Africa's First Human And Solar Powered Football Pitch In Lagos by kelspascal(m): 9:48pm On Dec 11, 2015
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Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by kelspascal(m): 9:39pm On Dec 11, 2015
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Family / Re: 7 Advantages Of Marrying A Man Who Can Cook! by kelspascal(m): 4:47pm On Dec 11, 2015
what is the meaning of OP?
Sports / BREAKING: Wife Of Former Super Eagles Coach Stephen Keshi Is Dead by kelspascal(m): 8:15pm On Dec 10, 2015
Former Super Eagles Coach Stephen Keshi has confirmed the sudden death of his wife, Kate, in the United States.
The Big Boss, as Keshi is fondly referred to, revealed that his wife had been sick for a while but he never expect that the sickness will lead to her death.
“She (Keshi’s wife) has been ill for a while now but the death is coming as a big shock to us,” a close friend of the former Togo and Mali coach told PREMIUM TIMES.
“Keshi is very downcast at the moment because we know how dearly he loves his wife,” the source added.
A report on completesportsnigeria.com quoted Keshi as saying that the burial rites for the late wife would soon be made public.
When PREMIUM TIMES put a call through to Emmanuel Ardo, Keshi’s close friend and representative, the lawyer was sobbing as he confirmed the sad news but begged to be left alone for now as he was not emotionally stable to make any comment at the moment

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/sports/football/194930-breaking-wife-of-former-super-eagles-coach-stephen-keshi-is-dead.html
Properties / Free Training By Pazino Business Network On Real Estate Multi Level Marketing by kelspascal(m): 10:53am On Dec 07, 2015
You are Invited to a Free Training/Seminar on Real Estate Multi Level Marketing,this is an opportunity for you to earn Money in Real Estate without quitting your present job or Business. To reserve a slot and get an invite please call Pascal on 08039243628.
Properties / 850 Sqm Plot Of Land For Behind Spar Lekki With Global C OF O(in An Estate) by kelspascal(m): 10:27am On Dec 07, 2015
850 Square Meter Plot of Land for Sale in an Estate
Location :Salem Bustop Behind Spar Jankande
Price: 50 Million
Plot Size:850 sqm
Title:Global C OF O
For Details call:08039243628
Jokes Etc / On A Lighter Mood..........joke Of The Day by kelspascal(m): 1:57pm On Dec 01, 2015
A man was driving down a street along Alausa, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it.
(The door lock is faulty)
As usual, he wanted 'something' from the man for calling while driving...
Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him.

Policeman: (Shaking)
Ah! You carry dog?

Man: (with bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offense?

Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable)
Na where una dey come from?

Man: From hospital.

Policeman: Ehen! you sick?

Man: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die sef.

Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now)
Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that?

Man: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person.

Policeman: The dog know you?

Man: Yes nah, no be my dog?

Policeman: (Sweating)
This your door, how you dey open am?

Man: How you take enter?

Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open.
(The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policeman's left ear).

Policeman: (Now sliding forward)Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anythin from you.

Man: How much you go pay me?

Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anythin since morning. Na only N1,000 dey wit me.

Man: You neva ready.
(The man looked back at the dog).

Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The oda N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join.
(Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient)
Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry. Take the N2,000 make you open the door plssssssse!

Man: Oya, bring am. (The man collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the car)

Policeman: God purnish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog.
Wicked man!!

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lazy Jobless Guys Complaining About The Government,you Need To See This(pics) by kelspascal(m): 1:26pm On Nov 30, 2015
@butanep please check you email address
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lazy Jobless Guys Complaining About The Government,you Need To See This(pics) by kelspascal(m): 10:42am On Nov 30, 2015
send me your email address @ Butanep

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