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softsparkyy: Lol thanks.

Tell him U have gotten 1 already na.

softsparkyy: Lol thanks.

Vivipop: Eya! Maybe they left for the best. One day,you'll find someone who appreciates you. Keep being who you are.

I don see my fine fine lady aaah

paroh137: It was this nairaland blast o. I barely survived it. Thank God for good Samaritan romanciella that pulled me out of the rubble. : Even nickiroman and Kelvingraphics see me jump and pass.

Which KelvinGRAPHICS??

Reyginus: Please do. Let me know of the expenses so I that I settle them like I always do. Lol.

Oga i dey see ur handiwork o

Weldone, baba olowo

shoefreak: See my son dey vex ooo. Na wo vex my Kevin like this? Me and am go enter one trouser oooo.

Mammy abeg no bother to share ur expensive trouser with any badbelle person jare...
D person only make himself vex atlast. Him fall him hand by regreting starting up dis whole issue.

Howdy jare and Good morning.

softsparkyy: Kelvin honey meet me in my room.
Room 106. I have a surprise for you.

Iam already there swit... Wia r thou na??

softsparkyy: You want kelvin to die? ka mariah jide kwa ya.
KelvinGraphics I ga ebunwu kwa?

Oburu na mu ebunwuro, unu eburu nu'm na.

It seemz Mariah is mourning xum1 xo she is outta of d game.

Okwa mu ng gi on dis 1

chelseabmw: Nice One

Oga

Ishsoph: O na atom ochi o

Gini na ato gi ochi nwokem??

Ishsoph: Say it!
Say that thing you want to say make I give you a dirty slap.
You did well blocking your mouth cos you know any atom of lies here, we that knows you well will raise alarm.

Wetin U know about me?? Abi U think say na everybody be woman wrapper like U ni?

frankben: i'm sorry kelvin.... Never knew she was your wife

Owk... Apology accepeted..

I hope you now know that she is my wife abi??

Please when u see her please don't even greet her. Dont say any word to her. Inugo? Kuz i no trust U. It's like magic dey for your goodmooring

frankben: Romance section?

They should've assigned the agric section to you.... Lol

What are U discussing with my wife again

Frankben! Frankben!! Frankben!!!
How many times did i call U??

farano: Both ladies and gents..let the party begin!
*sips smirnoff*

What about those without cute dimples... Can we still join the party??

IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.
Now my kind, where are we?

I believe you dear...

That's why i am yet to

obayaya: Agu anaghi e lo agu ibe ya

Nwanne.

Biko, ogini ne eme n'eba?

KingTom: Guy make we move, fynestboi don show!
*****Runs away*******

Hehehe...
Abeg kum make i carry you for my Buggatti Veyron.

KingTom: I no talk o

I only flashed my white 32 teeths kuz i felt they need fresh air... Abi U see me talk??

KingTom: Mtcheew, anybody who bans me is GAY!

KingTom: Ewu!

Mad man

You are derailing this thread o

It's llike U want to get banned abi??