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IrishKez: Fine o


How was your weekend?

Fun filled. Urs?

teeo:
My chairman, how far.

Baba i loyal o.. How ya syd na

IrishKez: Ya,
I know a friend that knows her


good afternoon sir!

Good Afternoon dear. How are U??

teeo: I no get those features Na. Me na Papa 70

Make i hear.
Good morning sir.

shoefreak: Hian, teeo don old jor. I say under 18. You get candidate? If not, carry your lunch box dey go school.

Ewo... Which lunch box? I gave junior his lunch box b4 he left d house dis morning.

As 4 d under18, i will recommend Naijaboiy 4 U.

shoefreak: Hahahaha. I'm done with him ni. Na under 18 I dey find now. A correct toy boy with descended bawls and facial hair, e no matta if the park no reach six. I go manage am,

Are U indirectly telling us dat Teeo is the new deal??

redgem: Nah! Just learning

What are U learning??

shoefreak: Hahahaha. Correct pikin. I don divorce your e-papa sha. I don port.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT
So where U kum port enter now.... Who kum be my new e-papa now??

@Olubukato, dem say ur tenure don expire. Pele sir.

Lorlaahlozz: hi Gal

Hi bae

Elantracey: Even with picture, i still dont believe it.

U don pass Thomas be that o.

MzMariah: who be this clown

Na me ur o

kingphilip: stand for which queue?

No worry, when e reach ur turn i go let U knw

kingphilip: I no understand where u de com from n where u de head to abeg explain

Xo U ma follow them stand 4 queue abi??

Wetin and wetin U want make i explain sir

MzMariah: Sha na for everybody side you go dey call my name abi can't you read between the lines? oya let's go the court and see who go loose.

Abeg, I no dey beef anybody o but e get some monikers wey I no want to dey hear my name around again.

Why you dey disturb Redgem? you wan destroy her future?

Xorry i was reading behind d lines dear...

Well ayam just hearing dis 4 d first time. What abt U list and publish d monikers on Vanguard newspaper nko xo that i wont make such mistake again?

As 4 destroying the future of Redgem.. I comment my reserve on dat... All i will say is Chukwunoyaooo!!

kingphilip: wow seems u r such a gud planner

BTW where's ur school

hmmmm, KP... Even u ma?

obayaya:

oya gbatia onu gi osiso.

MzMariah: I no wan hear my name for your mouth again o,

After U don spoil show 4 me, U want kum waka go lyk that.
Mzmariah come make we dey go court o.

obayaya: Kelvin o gini?

Chief nothing o, just dat Mzmariah mistook me to be U.

redgem: I am... Dressed up already...still got 20mins to make up and 20mins to chat and 10mins to bike 5mins to be in school

WoW..
Lets do this privately na.
There r so many badu belle people here tryna pour sand sand 4 my garri

kingphilip: erm Mz why u do our Kelvin dis kine thing nw

No Mind Mzmariah, na Abuja High court go settle my matter with her.

redgem: *Applying make up*... Kelvin please, I don't want to over draw my nike

U won't dear, even if U do, i will help U clean it up. Dats why iam ur soulmate na.
If i dont clean it 4 U, who would?

redgem:

Chai! See those sexy eye balls na.
Chineke, dis gal U go kill me o.
Yeah, my e-mum shoefreak is sexy and even America knows it, infact anytime we step out together people often mistake her as my babe self...
I dey envy my e-papa, Chief Olubukato o. U too sabi beta thing.

MzMariah: Allow Redgem go to class na, is it not to early to disturb her? she is above 14 you know.

I aint holding her na. Infact na me and her dey follow go self. I dont want her to talk to anoda guy.
@being early. Xo U havnt heard that true love knows no Time abi?
@being above 14, i think U are mistaking me to Sen. Obayaya here, pls dis is Kelvin and not Obayaya

redgem: Will try to talk to just 10

Well, it should be holy talk sha. Lyk good morning, and how yesterday church service went only.

redgem: My dear, I know

Hun, she just lied against me, pls dnt believe her o.

MzMariah: No, I know you don't love her.

Redgem if kelvinGraphics says he loves you please run for your life.

Chai! Shey na like dis we go the dey??
Kuz iam ur e-step son, u kum dey paint me red abi. Dia ris Goduooo.

@Redgem, pls dnt mind her, wait until U hear what my real e-mum, d sexy ShoeFreak would say abt me first.
She is on her way coming.

redgem: No 1..
Next person

Lolz..
No 1 ke.
Lemme even start introducing my e-family members to U.
MzMariah is my e-step mum. She is the latest wife of my e-papa Olubukato.
While ShoeFreak is my own e-mama.
I have xo many e-sisters, brodas, nephews, aunties, uncles etc dat i kant list them all in 2weeks self but with time or maybe after our wedding U will get to be knowing them gradually.

redgem: Hahahaha...I don't want that kind of love..
Bye for now
I've got 10:30 lecture

Owk... See ya after d lecture hun

Pls dont talk to any guy o, even if they greet U, pls dont answer them.

MzMariah, pls help me tell Redgem dat i Love her whole heartedly. Biko

redgem: Don't want to mention

Please mention dem na... i wouldnt mind getting U a megaphone o.
BTW... Are U sure U aint mistaken my sisters, nephews, aunty's and cousines to to be my wives??

redgem: Hahahaha....how many ribs went missing? Thought you've found your rib

All o. Infact iam ribless ryt now.
I just found u now na and ayam ready to kpai on top ya matter o.