₦airaland Forum

Paretomaster:
u can at least learn to greet here, just make sure u don't leave without learning a thing.

Thanks boss.

I will surely make sure i learn atleast even if its ''Inakwana''

neighy:
I see you I get hope
Atleast I cn engage in a dialogue not a long one dou

4 ur mind abi?
Oya freestyle with d Language make i see

Jbluv55:
Kelvo welcome to our hausa school . You can join us if you want to learn too

Baba i wish too, i xo much love dat Language and Yoruba lang but no time 4 now.
D only hausa words i know is 'Zo' i.e come and Kudi wich means Money

AfricanApple:
class two

there are three classes

Na it be say me still dey class '0'

dytbabe:
And someone beat me to it
Happy bday pretty

Eahyaaa
I didnt know U where in 4 it, iam sorry

AfricanApple:
for those wey I senior for class, see a list here o
air--- iska
black--- baiki
white--- far I
plate---- kwanu
cup--- Kofi
spoon--- chokali
bottle--- kolba
trouser--- wande
carton--- kwali
fire/light---- wuta
iron--- Dutse gaga
funnel--- bututu
field---- filing
grass--- chiyawa
aeroplane--- jirgin sama
horse--- doki
head--- kai
queen--- sarauniya
mind---- zuchiya
rope---- igiya
teeth--- hakori

Lolz... Class wetin U dey now??

Caseless:
kelvinggraphics is an oldtraffordite...

Abeg help me tell tell am o... Na red blood dey run inside me and not blue blood.

Rapsainot:
red carpet things

Oga i dey see ur handwork oo. Na me U dey donate in respect of wines ba.
Dia ris God ooo

iceberylin:
ĶĔĹVĨŃ ŶŐÚ ĎĔŦĨŃĨŤĔĹŶ ĤÁVĔ ŦŐÚŃĎ Á ĞŐŐĎ ŴĨŦĔ

Ma Nigga, na every man's prayer be that oooo

Thank U

Idowuogbo:
Awww....my pikin for zanga i swear you are gifted ooo... o soro danu! Your lyrics no b here oo...thanks bebe! Muaaaah!

Chaii... Dat kiss must must not pass me by, u know dis kinda opportunity comes once in a while xo lemme reciprocate it sharply in a french way ... Oh my lawd, iam feeling fly

U always wc mammy.

naijaboiy:

GoodMorning sah

Oga mawning o

OkikiOluwa1:
Thou art welcome.
Enjoy your day, don't give ya heart to KelvinGraphics. He's a Chelsea fan. Most Chelsea fans are touts.
Pitch ya tent with Arsenal guys. Those wey sabi take care of women.

Oga biko iam a ManUTD fan oo.

MarthaK:
God will soon punish you

On sum1's birthday thread

Oya tell me, wetin dey vex U?? Or U are acting under d influence of SK?

Bukatto:
uncle k.. i salute u sir..

Double salute 4 U sir

Caseless:
my oga, na ur babe birthday...no fighting.

Yeah thats true bro.... Xo King Tom should be thankful to Cdamsel abi?

IrishKez:
Hi kelvin

Good morning!

Fine girlie good mawning.

How r U?

KingTom Ara gbawa kwa gi isi there
Kedu onye bu nkpi??

Oga JBLUV55, pls i need one crate of empty beer bottles, i need to burst sum1's head tonight if Bro Caseless doesnt hold me.


Hi Irishkez


Chief Bukato, i hail o

libertyfather:
E wife? the world don reach that? Why ur E card come look like church handbill? Anyway wish ur E wife E birthday wishes and wish you both E life together .....lafin eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oga U see why i didnt bother mentioning people like U ba

It is well sha.

MY e-wife CDMASEL knowing you has been a blessing to me in so many ways, may the joy, blessings and wonders of this your new life grow with good health, love and peace for the rest of your life. As you celebrate your birthday today, may the Angles give you all the existing power of God, give you more wisdom to accomplish your heart desire and usher you with what will surprise the whole world because of your good heart. It's unfortunate i cant afford to get you an expensive gift but i did this lil design for you, I would want each time you glance at you will always remember me through it.. It's my wish you celebrate more of this day to come in the future dear. Have Fun because it’s your day. It only comes but once in every 365days, If you don’t wanna celebrate it, we are gonna celebrate it for you because we love you.
Happy Birthday Honey

JBLUV55 please start dusting up everywhere in your bar, Another e-party is loading, it is currently gyming xo it will descend with force. Please sanitize that pool kuz there is gonna be a pool party... **Yeah Ebola is real**

Where are my distinguished followers and followees, It's my e-wife birthday today, please come and join us and celebrate

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bebe2:
Not yet o

I still dey wait oooo...

My Liquor shall NOT pass me by IJN.. Amen!!!

bebe2:
Gd idea. Tnk u jare

Uwc jare

U don show??

vizkiz:
Begging for recharge card

There was this chick on my bbm...we chat like once every 2weeks, and it always a very shortand boring one (those bit*ches wIth the "k" sh*t)

I was shocked when she started asking me "hope you'v eaten today" and what are you doing presently....not knowing she will end up with "please can you hep me with one thousand naira card? Like wtf!!!!

Lolz
Try dis poo and see that no girl will beg U 4 recharge kard again, i have done it and it worked 4 me...
Just type on ur status or create an image that u will be able to use as ur d.p with this words on it: ''Real girls needs Time WHY biitches needs Airtime'' when U do, just leave am there 4 sum days so that all of them gets to see it o.
Even ur babe go dey fear to ask U 4 airtime kuz she go dey judge herself

**P.S: but a blunt biitch may still ask U o**

frankben:
If this thread no make front page, see what I would do below

Onye Ara

Happy Birthday Mama I.D. *The soji nature of ur Originality no be here mehn, 4 dat reason na Origin we go dey pour down all d way alongside Faze ''Originality track, u too gbasky ah swear*

Many more of this day in d future i wish U dear, U will kip going higher mehn that ur enemies no go fit sight U, u will kip getting wiser that even Solomon go begin envy U u go live long that even Uncle Methuselah go begin beef U

Last Bullet: The Private Jet and factory of fake nailz i bought 4 U has been delivered to ur abode. Dnt bother thanking me, what are we padi's 4

Enjoy dear kuz its ur day, dis day only comes once in 365 days xo do shakara anybody wey try U go fall yakata

claireshan:
Op thank you

Weldone o

Its like Op don really help you.... But Nairaland is just like the normal street.... Xo u have to take take everything SeaGold said here and apply it to your normal life generally if you want to live by his advise... No be for nairaland e end my dear.

Kachisbarbie:
hahahahahaha...you sabi the thing guy. then they come with that immature shiii...like they are any better

My dear na xo oo...
Its difficult to be a complete gentle man here on NL... Lai lai
Xum people are meant to be ignored why some needs to be schoold in a hard way... Kuz most time d schooling does help, it shuts them up 4eva depending on d weight of ur hit

naijaboiy:
True talk bro...

Some people don't really deserve your silence,,sometimes you need to tongue lash them small to put them back in place...

But in a clever and tactical manner tho

Ma G na xo o

Dat cool headed/quiet dude/lady wey u dey see dat U may think wont hit back when attacked is a human being o... E get as e go hot reach mehn him go fire back... i do ignore some silly attacks or i just turn them into joke and make d attacker feel miserable at d end but do treat xum case instantly as e dey hot...

Take Notorious B.I.G and 2pac 4 example, when 2pac hitted him up d niggah kept his cool, tried ignoring d guy and tried making peace kuz they were gud friends but d blast kept coming and BIG had to let it out kuz he couldnt bear it anymore.

If U no school some people here on NL in a hard way them no go learn/respect U... I dnt kall it replying an attack, i call it Schooling.

Tallesty1:
Someone once told me that people that attack you online without any good reason are mostly the ones that are not happy in real life.


I dunno how true

Very true bro...

I once commented/asked a guy a question on one NL thread sometimes ago and one e-diot just stumbled 4rm no where to tell me not to comment on that thread that she has seen my Grafik designz, dat she would use them against me. Like seriously?? xo people are still dis dumb and frustrated in dis new century?? Wetin concern sexuality thread and Graphics?? And dis is sum1 i have neva seen nor heard her moniker on NL b4 then, not lyk we had any beef whatsoever.... But after running a scan on her posts i discovered that she is just one of those frustrated things that roam abt NL like normal beingz xo i no kum vex again but i did hit back at her then o just 4 schooling purpose sha

naijaboiy:
What do you do to those who are hell-bent on bringing out that other side of you?

Because there are some fools that will ne'er rest till you engage them in a bout

If they have pushed U xo much that U kant hold it anymore, u better just walk away OR if u must hit back, use funny smiley in ur post or make ur post hard i.e the one dat would affect d e-diot 4 d rest of his e-life and real life but it should be funny kinda try it and see how confused d person will get instantly kuz he wont know if U are serious or just joking...

IrishKez:
You just want to be noticed cos of that narrow escape win today
I shame for manU
Congrats sha

Na wa oo... If i win U go mock me if i win U go still mock me too.... Na wa o 4 U o

Luxanne, Tamudo, Xp17, Khiaa, Irishkez, dre11, Beey, Rozzay, jbluv55 una gud nyt my people... see una when i see una again