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Obinoscopy: Yes O. Howdy Kelvin?

Iam good sir. U?

Obinoscopy: Epidemiology/Biostatistics

I see

farano: Shey U never marry your wives finish now

Is that what the gods told U??

Me that has been single 4 the past 5years now.

Truckpusher: Joke apart.

You really need to bone these girls that'd phase out before you begin to touch that stuff that makes a man complete.

Forget abt them,face your studies and be a man that talks and people must listen.

Trust me ,I'm talking to you like an elder brother that loves you

Chai! See finishing na

Joke apart,
I wish to leave them but u knw my brain is multifunctional sir, i can still be relating with them ladies, chasing money and then still have my eyes on my studiez. Once U take one outta those three the other 2 won't be able to stand, xo they need each other to function properly. And when it's time, i don't want everybody to listen when i talk, no no no, i only want the sensible one's to. I wouldnt want some morons and sensless set of idiots in human form to listen to me when i talk...... And the worst of it is that U who is advising me as an elderly loving bro is not helping matter, the rate at which u follow em ladies is even faster than SWIFT network. And u are here preaching some Ghetto kinda gospel to me.
Bro pls start practising what U preach o

olubukato: make he carry go na

E pain am oo

No worry, i go give U my sis IrishKez make U marry as my good padi wey U be.

KingTom: Mtcheew, i be oshi na!

Fixed

FrankySnow:

Go and sleep o

Truckpusher: Keep begging for quotes instead of reading your books and watch better Faranos running after you in the nearest future.

Lolz...

Iam just curious bro. The way wey she take change just dey confuse me o

Person don do my Farano touch and follow o

Farano: Did amadioha tell you to stop quoting me
Abi na moderatorship cause am

Acidosis: ahahahaha

U don see wia pesin dey get strange, urgent and unexpected business call?

E dey happen to me sometimes too

Caracta: Hi ya

Hello.

Good evening

teeo:
It's perfect

Ayt boss

uzolexis: KelvinGraphics ....see lines o

Lolz
Pls show it to my Oga Teeo xo he kan rate it and see where he needs to work on him

Acidosis: moving friendship to the next level or moving level to the next friendship; in so far as something is "moving", count me in boss

I will definetly count U in when she would be moving to the Bank and Shoprite sir

uzolexis: Chucky234 -this is for you.

Pls tell him that my Boss Teeo said he should resume with his $50,000 tuition fee o.

Na pay b4 we service we dey.

BecaciaBarbie: Depends on who propose first Lol with a Bugatti

What if i propose with a Private Jet or Aeroplane
Dat means U will format Olubukato outta your memory be that abi?

teeo: No more free lessons

Boss, i told him that his tuition fee is $50,000.
I hope that's not too small sir?

Acidosis: omg!

I nor be player Seriously I don hang boot for love matter.

Owk.. na moving friendship to the next level U dey now ba?

uzolexis: haa but this one is stale,u need to upgrade dear

Just tell him to go and enrol in TEEO'S Wooing Academy and see the transformation he will encounter just after a week.

Acidosis: We've been virtual friends for long. We need to take this friendship to the next level

Goodluck boss.

After now u go tell me xay U don hang boot,
Person dey retire 4 him game ni?

U have been moving friendship to the next level since 1808 AD

Pls begin move them go permanent site bro

Ma'am Caracta i hail U o

BecaciaBARBIE, would u marry me over Olubukato??

zicoraads: KelvinGraphics...them use woman swear for you?

Question for the gods

Oya lets go and ask Amadioha

Na wa o, xo no person want to meet me abi??

Amadioha must know abt this

farano: Exactly ....i personally Will remain his mugu forever

No wonder U have remained my mugu 4 life

tuffgongjo: don't get it wrong bro,Falcao has played in d Ucl b4.

Really??

Sorry i never knew ooo... Pls at which club did he play in the Champions league?

KiddaBlingzz: 1) When Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan: his father gave the yes to him but his mother said "if Xavi leaves barca i will divorce".

2) While Zlatan Ibrahimovic's youth team were down by 4-0, he came on as a substitute and scored 8 goals.

3) Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined man. United from Chelsea.

4) Real Madrid have never won against Liverpool.

5) Xherdan Shaqiri has won a league title in every year of his proffesional career.

6) Alex Song has 27 siblings, 17 sisters and 10 brothers.

7) Ryan giggs is the only player in the EPL to score a 100 goals without scoring a hat-trick.

8.) Howard Webb is a Police officer

9) Christiano Ronaldo was named after former U.S president Ronald Reagan.

10) Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players but never with a Man. United player.

11) Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the EPL.

12) Rooney never celebrates if he scores against Everton.

13) Falcao has never played in the Champions League. He qualified Porto and left, Qualified Atletico and left, Qualified Monaco and has left for Man. United.

Just for laughs

>>Did you know Alex song's momma got a big Bucket?

>>Did you know mourinho is a talkative?

>>Did you know if Shakira got married to Shaqiri her name would be Shakira Shaqiri and they will both be SHAKKing shekpe?

>> Did you know Man. United have not won any Match since the retirement of Howard Webb?

>> Did you know i have not watched any EPL match this season because only my friend subscribed and his girlfriend stormed in one day and broke his TV and Decoder. He is afraid to get new ones cos she said "watch out for part 2, i will be back for more action" #TrueLifeStory

what facts do you know about football that are worth sharing?

Add yours too.

And lastly and most truely..... Did you know? Chelsea will finish 3rd this season behind the Manchesters. And United will win the trophy this season

Mehn dat Falcao own been don dey baffle me long ago. I was actually thinking of it before he even signed 4 Man Utd and that maybe the reason he only agreed a loan term xo that by the time he qualifies Man Utd 4 Champions league, he will return back to Monaco who must have ended the French league1 in 5th position this season...


Btw... Do U know that, even if Man Utd doesnt win the EPL tittle comes the next 13 seasons Chelsea will still be behind us on number of EPL titles won??

Kachisbarbie: You are funny...you would be here booking space, Trumpet will blow and u will be left behind.
Why doesn't Rooney celebrate when he scores against Everton? - does his brother inlaw play for them?
...anyway I love that Rooney guy, I love Giggs too and I used to enjoy watching 'Kinn'.

...but you see that Chelsea keeper, 'Czech', there is something about that guy that makes me happy...ain't a chelsea fan though. Maybe it's that stuff he wears on his head...lol

Rooney was produced at Everton dats why he doesnt celebrate when he scores against them, but he told me he would be celebratng if he should score against them this season..

;DLmfao Cech's helmet, each time i see him i do remember the then Okada riderz in Lagos.

Funny posts so far, pls U guys should keep it coming biko

FrankySnow: You don't want to know.

Biko i sure want to know

FrankySnow: I will ask emmmmm, BRB


Seriously, that can't make me melt. a lot of rubbish flashed my head when I saw that first and second pic.

Lolz... Faint ke Dissolve ni

If i be girl ehn, Desmond Elliot pot belle go melt me while dis granny six pack go freeze me...

Btw... What where the rubbish that ran through ur head when U saw the first and 2nd pix