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FrankySnow: Jesos, that can't make my aunty melt right kelvinGraphics?

Ask Rozzay

E fit make ur aunty dissolve self

rozzay: Hehehehehehe sebi na only dis year not d world. I will repent next year den

It seems U have 4gotten ur new year resolution abi?
Na September we dey so?

Single kuz all em gals kip turning me down

rozzay: Instead of me to melt for grandpa absy I'd rada kolo for aki nd paw paw chai

Repent o, 4 this year is coming to an end

olubukato:

Otunba general

I hail o.

AfricanApple: u sef know say ah no be bad girl

Yinmu.

Story for the God's

AfricanApple: chisos!!! I won say I go open ya nyash very soon

Na lie, i know U meant what U typed

naijaboiy: LoL....sleep no gree me,,so wetin man go do

Lol..... If sleep no gree come,,, U go face your book na

RedBenson: No hailings pls. I am on investigative duty. Lol.

Lolz.... Oya weldone o

naijaboiy: This will make front page I guess

And it has... U did guess right...
Oya come and modify ur post.

Na as early as 4:00am u don dey nairaland abi?

Logicalmindy: are you minding that boy.

Lolz... I guess he was joking sha

tosyne2much: it is not against the ethics of NL if you request a guy to follow you ... no let guys come catch you here oooo cos dem go bash you seriously

Shey them go seal my mouth while bashing me abi

NL na as e dey hot o. Dnt dull.

AfricanApple: I go open nyash very soon but no be for here

Fixed

U go open wetin 4 who very soon??

tosyne2much: preserve ur self worth bro... You shldnt be woman wrapper-ing

I see??
What abt if i request a guy to follow me back will that mean iam holding unto my self worth??

Xo i should start man wrappering abi??

Mbanu!!
14years no be 14mins o.

All the ladies i relate with here on NL are unique to me in one way or the other and she Lynpetra is one of my best... Xo if requesting her to follow me means me bringing low my self worth and a woman wrapper, then no wahala, iam.

AfricanApple: na becos I know u na. anything 'bed' wey comot for your mouth mean bad tin, ah lie?

U lie o

Iam a good boy o, i no sabi any bad thing

lynpetra: Back to topic.Since its about ladies,I will speak my mind,yes some are dirrty.a dirty lady is a lazy one.I have notices the stench from armpits in clubs as some do not apply deodorant on their armpits.Female hostels are always smelling,unkempt and dirrty.But then,there are clean gurls too.

As for boys,some are dirrty esp those that don't spend money on inner wears,deodorants and cologne.Any guy that his collar shirt is always stained is a dirrty modafucker.Any guy that repaeats a boxer after a fresh bath is stinking and if they don't take a bath after a hair cut or field playnthey should be octacized and sent to the zoo.

This i what i missed most abt U

AfricanApple: abeg, shift go one side. ah tell u say ah don repent

See ur corrupt mind ba?

I only said lets go to bed and u don think am go far.

AfricanUBE, pls repent o, dis year is almost running out dear.

lynpetra: Kelvin,you wey be my paddy!I am yours as u are mine.na me go follow u,no be u go follow me.

Awwwww... U just made my day dear...
Hope U have been good ba?

Abeg make i go sleep, we go meet 4 dreamland dear.

lynpetra: I liked ur pics already!I will def follow u.I promise.

And i have been begging u to follow me since 1902 BC and u still havnt.

Dia ris God ooo

Hi ma'am Lynpetra

AfricanApple: na u know

Oya lets go to bed bae

Mondisweets: lolz u dont have to ask for permission na. Im well and you dear

I just have to request 4 ur permision dear, U know its not wise to storm into people's property without their consent..

Iam Good too bae.

BTW... when will u be moving to Yam Market na?