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CelebritiesRe: Forbes Billionaire Gives Away His N120B Fortune. Becomes A Monk. Photos by kelvz(m): 3:10pm On Jun 02, 2015
Imagine our finest oshiomole leav e wealth (wife) go join seminary..
CelebritiesRe: Forbes Billionaire Gives Away His N120B Fortune. Becomes A Monk. Photos by kelvz(m): 3:07pm On Jun 02, 2015
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GamingSad by kelvz(op): 7:59am On May 31, 2015
Hey guys, i downloaded loads of games of my PC, windows 7. Pes2015, fifa2 5, the crew, gta v etc .but whenever i try installing'em ,it keeps asking me of individual product key (serial key),. I dont know what to do. I've tried google ,still no clue... I would realy appreciate your help. If any. Tanx..
CelebritiesRe: Who Rocked It Better? Denrele Or The Ladies? (PHOTO) by kelvz(m): 12:15pm On May 28, 2015
gay ass niccur #spit
CelebritiesRe: Who Rocked It Better? Denrele Or The Ladies? (PHOTO) by kelvz(m): 12:13pm On May 28, 2015
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Jokes EtcFunny Chat Between Two Students (screenshots) by kelvz(op): 8:15pm On May 22, 2015
cant stop laughing

CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Okojie Looking Fabulous by kelvz(m): 1:53pm On May 02, 2015
angryya'l should stop 'over hyping this woman jor...
Wit dat her
Lemme just keep quiet...
RomanceRe: Checkout The “funny Message” This Lagos Bus Is Passing About Women [PHOTO] by kelvz(m): 1:18pm On Apr 17, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Madness Continues As He Dye His Hair To Rainbow Colors(photos) by kelvz(m): 6:07pm On Apr 16, 2015
hahn:
Don't worry, you can try it out after you leave secondary school
lol.. Boss am in 300level. grin
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Madness Continues As He Dye His Hair To Rainbow Colors(photos) by kelvz(m): 4:34pm On Apr 16, 2015
mehn!! I lov this hair... If only my school allows it.
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by kelvz(m): 8:19pm On Mar 18, 2015
55510523GI.. for my baby sis. Tanx
PoliticsRe: Inspector General Of Police Restores Tambuwal’s Security Aides by kelvz(m):
redeployed without a reason??

or has the so-called constitution changed all of a suddenhuh









Pfmmmm ,,. Rat dey smell.

*covers nose and leave the thread*
BusinessRe: Fire Gutted Fine Coat Paint Headquarter Building by kelvz(m): 7:54pm On Mar 11, 2015
now playing : birdman ft lil wayne - fire flame.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: “How I Escaped Being Ritually-Killed With 7 Heads Of Cattle” by kelvz(m): 11:19pm On Mar 10, 2015
nothing we no go hear from this man...

Very soon he go write 'how PEJ almost raped me'.... pfft
PoliticsRe: Buhari Responds To #babawhileyouweregone by kelvz(m): 7:12pm On Mar 09, 2015
lol.. Lemme add mine.



#babawhileyouweregone i got my pvc to vote out 'talk na do'
EducationRe: Photos Of AAU Students Recieving Physics Lectures by kelvz(m): 8:26am On Mar 05, 2015
QSheba:
we dont write attendance and the highfliers materials are really helpful. Ps*im a lady*
. opps ,my bad... I bet ur still new to the system.
Btw ,what department?
EducationRe: Photos Of AAU Students Recieving Physics Lectures by kelvz(m): 7:37am On Mar 05, 2015
QSheba:
we recieve physics at former predegree hall. The lecturer taking us just lecture to his self l,we hardly get what he is saying sad
ha ha ha. As if the lecturer evn 1st knw wetin he dy lecture. . Bro, my advice,' *read ahead, buy those highflier materials, read the full syllabus, write attendance.'* do these ur A or B is a sure ish...
EducationRe: Photos Of AAU Students Recieving Physics Lectures by kelvz(m): 7:06am On Mar 05, 2015
that should be 1 of the f.n.s hall.. Believe me bro, u guys are evn lucky. Am an engineering student, try and pay a visit so our so-called engineering large hall, u will see worse. In my 100l nd 200l days, i usualy didnt hav a seat to sit on. I usualy stand so i could atleast see what the lecturer is writtin ,hear him?? Mehn that wasnt evn an option.other times i stay outside nd peep through the window, so i could grab sum fresh air.. And at the end most of the wicked lecturers would gladly fail u if u didnt drop some 'kola'.
PoliticsRe: Newly Acquired Military Equipment Being Transported Through Lagos by kelvz(m): 4:40pm On Feb 25, 2015
saw them too. Passing through my sch gate @a.a.u. edo state.
SportsRe: Keshi: I ’m Still Waiting For NFF Offer by kelvz(m): 1:36pm On Feb 25, 2015
let him wait till the election is over.. That would determine his fate..







He better hopes his otuoke friend wins..







Still on Still
We need change
FamilyRe: Will You Allow Your Wife Use intimacy gadgets When You Are Away? by kelvz(m): 6:41am On Feb 24, 2015
what if she gets addicted... n later wont be satisfied with my own libildo?? ... mehn. its a HELL NO
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Eligibility Suit To Be Heard By March 19 by kelvz(m):
same old story. As if they are realy gonna disqualify him...












btw












am not an APC supporter but
















GMB till 2019
PoliticsRe: Gbagauns: President Jonathan’s Grammatical Blunders During His Campaign Speeches by kelvz(m): 8:30pm On Jan 18, 2015
mr op... hope you.know you are jobless
PoliticsRe: UNHCR Urges Suspension Of Returns To Nigeria From Niger by kelvz(m): 8:48pm On Jan 16, 2015
jonathan.. u see your life..










''you have no right to call yourself a FATHER, when u cant take good care of your KIDZ...






*leaves thread.angry***
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures To Spice Up Your Day!! by kelvz(m):
lol..check these out

CelebritiesRe: What Is This??? German Woman With The Largest Fake Breasts? Wow! Pictures by kelvz(m): 8:49pm On Jan 13, 2015
ppffft... complete photoshop..










i wonder y ya'l these kinda shii anyways
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Covers Blanck Magazine - Pics by kelvz(m): 8:09pm On Jan 13, 2015
i aint gonna criticize like most do...




buh.......















nevermind..


















patiently waiting for feBUHARI 14th
PoliticsRe: Don’t Take The Law Into Your Hands, Buhari Tells Supporters by kelvz(m): 6:42pm On Jan 12, 2015
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Jokes EtcThe National Association Of Nigerian Prostitutes Endorses Sai Buhari. by kelvz(op): 6:41pm On Jan 12, 2015
Members of the National Association of Nigerian
Prostitutes » , NANP, has thrown its weight behind
the
candidacy of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari in the race
for the
presidential elections in February, promising to declare a
3-day free sex spree across the country if the
former
Military Head of State and presidential candidate of
the
All Progressive Congress, APC, beats incumbent President, Goodlcuk Jonathan .
The ashewos , ( commercial sex workers » ), in a
press
statement signed by the General Secretary, Jessica
Elvis,
noted that the Jonathan administration has not been
favourable for them and their trade, citing
instances when
Federal Government agents destroyed their abode,
chased
and arrested many of them and have made life unbearable
for them in many Nigerian cities especially the
Federal
capital territory, Abuja.
The scarlet ladies describes President Jonathan’s
government as oppressive to them and the the worst in the
history of Nigeria, as the harlots have been
recording
very low patronage due to the incessant
harassment by
government officials. They also see the non legalization of prostitution in
the
country as another reason they would not vote for
the
incumbent.
"We sent a proposal to the government in March 2, 2012,
almost a year after Jonathan was fully elected as
president of Nigeria on the need to legalize
prostitution.
That was when our late president, Micah Ejoyo
was alive, but the presidency rather declared war on us by
arresting some members on the street of Abuja.
Most of our members are students who are using
the job
to pursue their education. We all cannot work in
Aso Rock, NNPC or Shell. We don’t rob people. We are
using
our endowment to fend for ourselves. We deserve
to be
respected. Enough of this hypocrisy because even
Jonathan and his team are not saints. We are calling on all our members and every
Nigerian in
particular to join the march. No to Jonathan!
Because
under Jonathan’s government, we lost over 400
members in the north to the Boko Haram insurgency and
we are not ready to lose anybody again.
We would be declaring a three-day free sex if God
eventually sends Jonathan out of Aso Rock. You
can
count on us. We did it before and we can do it again.
Enough is enough."
SHOULD PROSTITUTION REALLY BE LEGALISED IN
NIGERIA??
PoliticsRe: Don’t Take The Law Into Your Hands, Buhari Tells Supporters by kelvz(m): 6:16pm On Jan 12, 2015
mah mehhnnnnn ...



sai buhari is gonna be my val this year
.









#sorrybabes








oppss . i meant tha clueless babes

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