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PhonesRe: When You Finally Buy A New Iphone 6 (Pictures) by kelvz(m): 3:33pm On Jun 30, 2015
ObongOluomo:
Mumu,becos u don't have,don't beef those who have.
#teamIphone6#
u talk before u tink.. Rascal
Nairaland GeneralRe: Blast From The Past... by kelvz(m): 10:00pm On Jun 29, 2015
a
PhonesRe: When You Finally Buy A New Iphone 6 (Pictures) by kelvz(m): 8:43pm On Jun 28, 2015
niggaaz'll be using phones that are smarter than them.
Music/RadioRe: Best Rap Song In Nigeria ✘✘ by kelvz(m):
its dope i must confess bt not the best.... U cnt compare this with 'phenom -- TKG'
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson On Set Of 'Moon Maid', A Nollywood Movie (Photos) by kelvz(m):
pfft.. Nollywood and thier washed up story line
PhonesRe: Pls Help I Cant Open Facebook Or Twitter On My Phone by kelvz(m): 1:30pm On Jun 26, 2015
Olarewajub:
I guess you are enjoying the MTN Opera mini free unlimited browsing and thats why you're unable to access fb, twitter or even download files.
lol. U sound like a robot.
PhonesRe: 24 Hrs Free Internet With Opera Mini.(not Cheat). by kelvz(m): 1:26pm On Jun 26, 2015
mine does'nt download ... If yours do. Plz kindly tell us how u did it
RomanceRe: Imagine Picking A Girl Up In This by kelvz(m): 4:28am On Jun 25, 2015
op .which road u wnt use am follow?
CelebritiesRe: See Photo Of US Rapper The Game Looking Dapper In Our Traditional Outfit by kelvz(m): 10:46pm On Jun 24, 2015
nice.. He looks responsible, even with his facial bush. :-)
CelebritiesRe: Guys Would You Allow Your Gf Wear This Kinda Dress by kelvz(m): 10:44pm On Jun 24, 2015
yack!
FoodRe: Nigeria Spent N660bn On Imported Chicken In 2014 by kelvz(m):
how come er'tin about naija are billions. .

Billion this

billions that.





Even the electricity that we dont see or use amounts to billions
RomanceRe: Question Mark For Runs Babe (picture) by kelvz(m): 9:02pm On Jun 24, 2015
'em olosho dey show face..
RomanceRe: Question Mark For Runs Babe (picture) by kelvz(m): 8:59pm On Jun 24, 2015
Mhizizzy:
Funny
Ask yahoo boys d questions too
u look like my future wifey ;-D
RomanceRe: Pic: Ladies Can Package Ehn!!! by kelvz(m): 2:59pm On Jun 24, 2015
hehehehehehehehe
... I dön get six pack by force. Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Rising Eagles Graduate Programme Recruitment At Barclays Africa by kelvz(m): 10:55am On Jun 24, 2015
.if nigeria is not there that means this info is useless to us
NYSCRe: Mckinsey Nigeria Young Leaders Program For Corpers by kelvz(m): 10:51am On Jun 24, 2015
.jus passing by. grin.
PoliticsRe: N5,000 For The Poor: Katsina Women Storm Bank To Demand For APC Social Security by kelvz(m): 9:26am On Jun 24, 2015
"I think they mistook the BVN forms we are distributing to
our customers as forms for the
money".

the power of rumor...
Music/RadioRe: Dan Maraya Jos Is Dead by kelvz(m): 8:53am On Jun 21, 2015
frankay430:
b careful wat u say with ur mouth...cuz d power of life and death is in da tongue.
shut up
Music/RadioRe: Dan Maraya Jos Is Dead by kelvz(m): 8:06pm On Jun 20, 2015
69? Hmmm.. Sumtin tells me he's gonna be a porn star in his nxt life..





BTw r.i.p
PoliticsOld Age Won’t Affect My Job – Buhari by kelvz(op): 1:20am On Jun 18, 2015
President
Muhammadu Buhari declared,
yesterday, that his age will not affect
his job as president of Nigeria.
He said that at 72 he has in quantum,
the wisdom, the patience, the
temperance and forbearance that
age brings and has brought all these
virtues to the presidency to make a
difference in our national life.
The president said this ,yesterday, in
Abuja, in response to reports
quoting him as saying while
addressing the Nigerian community
in Johannesburg, South Africa, that
his age will limit his performance.
A statement by his Special Adviser
on Media and Publicity, Mr Femi
Adesina, said the president’s
comments in South Africa were
totally taken out of context to mean
that he was too old for the demands
of the office.
The Presidency spoke as Governor
Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State urged
Nigerians not to politicize the issue,
saying that the time for political
campaigns was well past. He rather
asked Nigerians to pray for the
President for him to have the grace
to execute the demands of his office.
The governor’s assertion came as a
fringe group in the Peoples
Democratic Party, PDP, which called
itself the PDP Media Watchdogs
demanded the President’s
resignation upon comments made
in South Africa on Monday night.
The PDP Media Watchdogs was
immediately disowned by the
mainstream PDP which claimed
ignorance of the group, saying that
the language of the group was
strange to the party’s posture, which
is to only engage in healthy
opposition to the administration.
The PDP nevertheless, said that the
PDP Media Watchdogs may have
been instigated by the kind of bitter
language used by the All
Progressives Congress, APC, against
former President Goodluck Jonathan
while he was in power.
The ruling APC equally chided the
PDP Media Watchdogs, describing
their call as the product of deliberate
mischief and a result of their
members’ poor understanding of the
English language.
Special Adviser to the President on
Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi
Adesina, clarifying remarks given by
the President to the Nigerian
community in Johannesburg in a
statement titled- “Like Good Wine,
President Buhari Gets Better With
Age”, said:
“On Monday evening, President
Muhammadu Buhari spoke with the
Nigerian community at the Nigerian
Consulate in Johannesburg, South
Africa.
“Speaking extempore, because
according to him, he wanted to
“speak from the heart,” the President
urged them to be good ambassadors
of Nigeria, a country he went to the
war front to keep together.
“Still extolling the virtues of our
country, Nigeria, the President, who
had served as a military governor of
the then North-Eastern State at 33
years old, declared: ”I wish I became
Head of State when I was a
governor. Now at 72, there is a limit
to what I can do.”
“The above comments have been
reported by some newspapers to
mean that the President was saying
he was too old to cope with the
demands of his office.





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PoliticsRe: Oyegun: Buhari May Appoint Non-APC Members As Ministers by kelvz(m): 7:41pm On Jun 15, 2015
oga, tell buhari to be quick about it. . Its taking longer than even Jesus second coming
PoliticsRe: What Made Iara Oshiomole To Laugh Like This? by kelvz(m): 7:33pm On Jun 15, 2015
The women gonna be like. Iara did u know u married the most handsome man on earth?!...

And she was like, :oh please, even the monkey in cape verde are gonna beat him in a beauty contest.
PoliticsRe: Meet Woman Who Sing And Play For Boko Haram Members by kelvz(m): 9:24pm On Jun 07, 2015
pomsky:
[size=14pt]......yes, my bro, tigers swim very efficiently. In fact, they attack boats from inside the river[/size].
.wow... seriouslyhuh? I've nevr heard or experience it. Well i guess we learn everyday.
PoliticsRe: Meet Woman Who Sing And Play For Boko Haram Members by kelvz(m): 9:10pm On Jun 07, 2015
“We use to see dangerous animals like Tiger, but I never afraid. Whenever I saw them, I would say ‘Kai na mana!’ and they would go into the river.''.


. . . Tiger?? Go? Into? Riverhuh



Chai chai chai
.... These lies u are sayin,, diaris Devil ooo
PoliticsRe: Meet Woman Who Sing And Play For Boko Haram Members by kelvz(m):
“We use to see dangerous animals
like Tiger, but I never afraid.
Whenever I saw them, I would say
‘Kai na mana!’ and they would go
into the river.''.



. . . Tiger??
Go?
Into?
River

Chai chai chai
....
These lies u are sayin,, diaris
Devil ooo
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Face Jail For Wrongly Accusing Two Men Of Rape by kelvz(m): 7:54pm On Jun 06, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Again! Sucide Bomber Hits Maiduguri by kelvz(m): 7:46pm On Jun 06, 2015
Baba on chance. Are u seeing this??!.
For how long shall we continue to live like this. . ?



*crying_out-loud.*
PoliticsRe: APC Conducts Mock Election To Pick Candidate For House Of Reps Speakership by kelvz(m): 3:53pm On Jun 06, 2015
hy
PoliticsRe: FG, Fuel Marketers Agree To End Fuel Scarcity Next Week. by kelvz(m): 8:04pm On Jun 05, 2015
1000 likes if u think nigeria is a joke.... #pfft
PoliticsRe: Zamfara State Official Jailed 29 Years Over Fertilizer Scam by kelvz(m): 7:59pm On Jun 05, 2015
dat moment when u book a space before readin the write-up. . And after reading u totally don't know what to say.. . #It solryt
NYSCRe: President Buhari To Introduce Modified NYSC Scheme by kelvz(m): 7:49pm On Jun 05, 2015
Cool... Give all the youth AK-47, let 'em go fight boko haram. Whoever survives gets an automatic employment
FashionRe: See What This 'sexy' Guy Is Spotted Doing At The ATM by kelvz(m): 8:38pm On Jun 02, 2015
tg

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