Dem no go hear you

Op you try small.

Eya pele Dmx,what do those bitches want from my nigga.

misssclassy:


A troll is someone who goes from thread to thread without the intention without the intention of contributing meaningfully to the topic, but just to seek attention.
Most times, he or she might decide to anger a fellow user by making rude remarks or decide to just post funny/annoying comments that don't have anything to do with the topic at hand.

A troll is also someone who is in the habit of creating silly threads just to draw attention to himself/herself.

Madam,abeg na for which dictionary you see this one,my online dictionary de read "error" "error" when i check the word.

Transgender alert.

I have neva seen any of them in my life,i rather stick with my pounded yam and egusi soup.Damn am hungry...

Drop this line "Can i have your number".it's annoying

21. Don't maga those you don't love.(to the ladies)

Daughterzion:
Boys b4 flowers

Wow is that really a movie.

Hitch (2005)

ijustdey:
both DaisyII and kennboiy have turned this place to a lounge

Bro,we are just enjoying the ride,i hope we are not disturbing the neighbourhood ,its one of those couples issue....

Na to just pretend se you de pray and so you no hear wetin the pastor talk.

Chai,how poor man pikin go fit go this kind of schools,when we de complain se government own cost,op abeg make you make your work more presentable next time.

DaisyII:


superpowers failed again

I know i got that one correct ,Dancing shoki d shoki...

DaisyII:

With all the superpowers you still need a clue?

Lol,DaisyII DaisyII,the name seems special to you,so tell me is it the name of your pet?

DaisyII:

Your superpowers failed you.Ayam chewing nothing

It doesn't sometimes,ok ask me any question and i will give you an answer but make sure you give me a clue...

DaisyII:


Then again,i'm not here for you to find me romantic....and that boring part...uhmmm,u don't really know me.

I have superpowers o,i know that you are chewing an orbit chewing gum right now as you are reading this message...

DaisyII:


form for who kwanu? Someone av not even met??

Lolzzz,you are so funny!

Am not suprised this is coming from a lady who chose to remain anonymous,i wonder how the lady with such cute moniker looks like,i guess you are just too shy .I assure you that i find shy ladies boring and unromantic... ...

DaisyII:


I don't expect anyone here on NL to trust me since y'all don't know me.


No news o.My new here on NL, so i come here when i'm bored.

Hmmm,see as naija babe de form

I no go lie,i de do am before sote i go open wide both my eyes and mouth,e remain small make fly enta my mouth one day o,na so i come repent shaparly shaparly...

DaisyII:



cry no more for joy cometh in the morning

Unless you have an interesting news to tell me cos my ears are itching,i will continue to cry because naija ladies ain't trustworthy again,including you sweetie....

DaisyII:


show it to me and see if i won't trade it for sumtin else. :p

Hehehehe.....sweethrt,,,,so you are indirectly telling me that you are a gold gigger.....*in tears*.....I wonder if the good girls are still out there.*wiping tears*

DaisyII:


yes,go ahead,i wuld very much want to see dat diamond heart of yours.

It's too valuable o, only the trustworthy shall see it........

ilotriouzAY:
She is on nairaland?

Top secret!!!

ilotriouzAY:


Then why waste your time?

I dont wanna look like the heartbreaker,am revealing too much and i hope she doesn't see this.

I will celebrate with my friends,a fresh breathe of freedom at last....

DaisyII:


15 ke?
You r heartless! :|

Come on dear,how can i not have a heart,do you want me to cut myself open to show you my diamond heart......

DaisyII:

i wish

It's not too late to be one,or do you wanna wait till you have 15 kids....hehehe....

DaisyII:

Making 100 days..lolzz

The 100th day is the judgement day,i guess you must be a mathematics professor abi....