runnazz:


noo if me dey chop i dey like to chop am wella...no inhibitions i no want use shame swallow poison make throat no go burn

Correct guy.....as for me if she no go shave am i no go chop am.You know se babes wey too de form na dem their kitten dey smell wella cos the time they suppose clean am dem de use am form levels for guys,,,,

MzLaurel:


I'm chinese

Ok i know how to catch you how do you say gud night in chinese? don't speak your native language o cos i have chinese friends......

runnazz:


hahahaha u go fit do that kind thing? abeg o i no dey there fine girls yapa na..when her mouth dey givenchy how that southside go come be ? i no want ruin my career with bad luck...

Rotflmao......guy u no nice o wetin concern kitty-kat with mouth na,this one na to chop and clean mouth o

runnazz:


Broff its very annoying na..she dashed all my hopes

you for just flow na,so that when you know her better you can advice her to take care of her oral cavity.You know se fine girls don de scarce for naija.

Precious91:
ok

op you are on point

runnazz:
Lolz..reminds me of a girl i met in the bank yesterday morning... fine black beauty standing by my side while i was waiting for my turn to deposit so i touched her arm lightly & said hw u doing....omo when she open mouth respond chai! e be like rat die inside,i just smiled & said nothing more for my mind am like.. as pretty as u are no single level...smelling mouth is a bad bad turn off

hahahahahohoho,,,bad guy

Midehi:
@ op, are you indirectly saying you have mouth odour and you need advice


having mouth odour is for both guys & ladies but its more common on guys specially the smokers; dou not all smokers cos there are still some smokers who takes care of themselves wella.

op make sure you always have mouth wash. listerine will be cool..

hehehe iffa hear,As a health personel i have alot of knowledge in that aspect but i think the way some ladies criticize some guys is just as if they dont visit the toilet at all.

Kenndall:
Op, why are duplicating your threads?
You just created this same thread few minutes ago.

Sorry when i created the first thread i got a notification to post it later that the server is conjested.Sorry guys for the mixup

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I have observed that many ladies usually complain of mouth odour or bad breathe as a turn off for them,i do wonder whether guys don't brush and floss their teeth very well.I have met some girls with bad mouth odour but they still criticise guys with mouth odour for what they are also guilty of.What should guys do to avoid mouth odour in other to improve intimacy.

So ladies over to you.

Chai,there is God ooooooooooo

isacolukay:
FTC! Just in case although d topic na yeye sha

haha why u come comment na.

farano:
"I want to wait until I'm married" Becos there is nothing wrong in preserving the sanctity of sex by waiting until you're married

Hmmm,,,,,madam moderator don't tell me you are not a virgin o cos i will go out there and disvirgin myself with wetin de under woman skirt but i think your swags don de expire and i need babe with hot swags,perhaps i should hook you up with my old friend (he is a kind of wierd though) so should we do what you say or do as you do..........

Richy4:
After working super hard in the day
i will come back home to Naira land just to read funny post from my country men and women.

Though i find it offensive when some are really rude to others

Yeah dat is the naija style of doing things.

onomeglo:
u maybe right u knw,the sambisa forest was actually where she stays A.K.A. G.R.A

Ok,i would love to ask for your opinion about something important but am a kind of busy but maybe within the week we are going to chat.

anssy:



You are just a kid, what do you know

calm down dear....am just saying there has to be something artificial about the way you dress or don't you put on clothes, which i believe is man made cos every lady in this 21st century wants to look beautiful although some tend to overdo it.So have a nice day cutie *lots of kiss kisses kissesses*chow

chomytex:
Nt funny jhur..

Of course it is'nt funny cos your fellow lady's market don spoil..... i hope you are part of the good gurls (our future wifes)

anssy:
I don't form at all, what I know is that I don't kiss on the first date, I only make human hair, without make up I still have a very fine face, and I am so sure I will have my wedding in banana island

Talk true joor ladies that act that way are village ladies o .Am even wondering if banana island is a garden or zoo!!! lol

onomeglo:
ok

onomeeeeee!!!i hope u ain't trying to bribe me with this "ok" cos ladies of nowadays de make me fear sef,can you imagine a lady friend of mine telling me that she stays in a G.R.A but when i requested for the directions to her house,she gave me lame excuses & agreed to come to my house instead.As i am telling you up to this day that i don't know her home and i am suspecting maybe she is staying in sambisa forest.

Heard that story before,but with a different ending.

MzLaurel:



Everything

Just be more specific unless you are chinese i hope you know how weird those people are

MzLaurel:

Like seriously

So what is serious this morning

lol some for nairaland go de form se dem no de reply pm but them neva upload their picture and some de upload fake dp.naija babes funny o

My morale go boost 100percent especially if she fine

efemenaslectura:
Any time i log in to nl I'm always like ewolatunrigbo o

hehehe are you speaking swahili cos i need an interpreter

efemenaslectura:
Any time i log in to nl I'm always like ewolatunrigbo o

hehehe are you speaking swahili cos i need an imterpreter

efemenaslectura:
Any time i log in to nl I'm always like ewolatunrigbo o

hehehe are you speaking swahili cos i need an interpreter

Shezhawt:
I remember my first time on NL, If truth be told cooking got me here.... Just completed high School(2011) then 2012 I was trying to light up my cooking game so I started scavenging the internet for recipes and I stumbled upon a post here on NL..


Anyways fast forward, I got the hang of it and decided to leave a comment but I was asked to create an account before leaving a comment, it got me a bit meh but I did it anyway..

I got glued after registering that I almost forgot to leave the comment sef... I made a choice of creating my own topic sentence however clumsy and silly and of course I had no idea Nairaland wasn't for teens who didn't know the price of fuel. Mehn the insults I got that that day, believe me when I say I didn't see them coming.. I ATTACKED the only way I knew how out of sheer cussedness and lack of wisdom... *Biggest mistake ever* I just couldn't get enough of it.. Hehehe

I left Nairaland on a whim, no questions asked... I took to my heels without thinking twice about it and I agreed to disagree on ever returning...


2015 >>>It took me a while of getting used to life to realize I actually deserved every bit of insult based on my immature posts plus I was surrounded by matured minds and my teenage mind wasn't cutting in.. I decided to return here after being Legal putting all those behind me minding my own business..

Now Sandrannna took it upon herself to kill me esteem well not completely.
You know in this world We're all called for a purpose... While others are struggling to take pics others are struggling to own 'em... I got notified a couple times that my pic is being used by Sandrannna... Well to say the least, I wasn't budged.. I felt it really wasn't a cry for help seeing as I got no proof that she was claiming to be me. Out of boredom, I decided to do a research on the 'accused' lol. That was when I realized she was quite infamous around here . Was I Infuriated? Hell yea! If it were someone else, I wouldn't mind but she got history here and I wanted no part in it.

If you've known me here for a while you would know I try to shy away from socializing as such. I just prefer keeping things to my self not wanting to be 'in the Spotlight' I guess that didn't work for long as social medias have a way of erupting a part which you didn't think was there..

Excuse my epistle, it just saddens me more than I can say that I was being tagged a she-male, troll and what-not simply because I uploaded my picture.. Keyword: My *tear*

That sandrannna moniker is a guy claiming to be a female and you are not the only one whose picture was stolen and uploaded as his dp,i know what am talking about cos i have proves just upload another dp and report him to the mods

story for the schmucks

op are this stories for real

Hell no,she's too black

dryakson:
Lol... My main reason for purchasing the ebook is not to bang girls..is just to know how to oN the switches in their head.. *wink*.. It boost my confidence by 80%

Don't mind them,since some ladies attest that it works then it must be the holy grail nigerian guys have been waiting for but my problem is that am a lazy reader cos i know that the ebook will be too long.