chomytex:
Lekwa ndi future husband

This your igbo grammer heavy o,i need translation

onomeglo:
so u don collect job for sharing company abi?so so share share nawa oo

We are derailing this thread o ,i have to sleep...Gud night it's too late to argue!!!

Some ladies have ph.d in lying without going to the university.

Wetin be the difference between this op and the barber,abeg who get tecno charger

Mtchewwwwwwww.....telegramer abi na teleprinter ke,just leave us with our whatsapp,here no be yankee wey de hail common iphone when andriod pass am...op go and sleep.

onomeglo:
heheheh lmao,application ko certificate ni,its already late,my oyinbo na cute guy too.

Oya upload his picture make i see .... if he handsome pass me i go give u passionate goodbye kiss but if i am more handsome and sexier than him of which i know i am then honey......then honey..........hehehehe....... i am going to .................... *coughs*

lurlah2014:
all because

Am unique and different from other guys but am not trying to corky....you know ,,,dig me and see cos i believe in this statement "Look before you leap" ......kisses......

onomeglo:
atleast 12 for now,cos I wan rest small,btw how dem go resemble u wen their father is white

Hahahahohoho.......Rotflmao.....lwkmd.....ooo..... which white man go gree marry u wen u leave "FINE BOY" like me here ,you better come to me now o... before i change my mind .Am giving u now and next friday to bring your application for verification,,,,,sweetie onome

lurlah2014:
so you are now feeling fly because i said for you well shaaa

Ok i should withdraw my million dollar worth complement abi, cos i know that compliment made u smile even though i can't see u right now and that you refused to admit that it touched a sensitive spot in your heart...... oouch baby i can see u have no swag,cos if it were another lady...she would smile for a whole week...

onomeglo:
shey I tell u say I never marry or born before?

Hehehe......how many children you don born? and i hope se dem no resemble me..... cos i black o

Dahveydson:

The whole problem started when their transfer was made public knowledge. Information such as that should have been left for our security agencies alone.

Bros God bless you,we no sabi keep secret 4 naija

onomeglo:
abeg no be ibadan ooo,but dem can carry dem come lagos,ekiti,ogun,or osun state hhehheheheh

Onome!!! na so you too de fearrrrrrrr ,you no wan die early abi.....e go better make you go marry now & born like 20 children(i.e 20 photocopies) ,d bomb fit explode from lagos to ibadan o .Ibadan is a nice place to stay sha.....

dammizz:

Good question... Toyota Veyron

But dat one no cost na

Bros u don become "MAGA" just cut out like Usain Bolt.

1metre:
Go to school and face ur studies and stop accusing lecturers...

But we don finish na,abi u wan make i go back to k.g class?

dammizz:
* Samuel Eto’o (Cameroon): Bugatti Veyron

Samuel Eto’o has had a fantastic football career and with all the big salaries, he has been able to build up a fleet of cars worth billions of Naira. Eto'o has always been a fan of cars and even reportedly offered former Cameroon striker Roger Milla a porsche as a Christmas present in 2010. He owns the N470m Bugatti Veyron, the world’s fastest car and also one of the most expensive. He is the only African footballer who actually owns one. Eto’o also owns N370m Aston Martin One-77 and N230m Maybach Xenatec.

But the car no fine na

dammizz:


Rolls Royce is cheap, We talking ballers here

Ok o....but which one you don buy

Ty;Tayo Lizzy;Elizabeth Obj;Obasanjo Jp;Japheth Ebele;Abel

Which of them uses Roll royce,Ferrari and Lamborghini.

It's not a problem as long as she is attracted to you,but if it is marriage issue then that is a no!!! no!!! but as for a relationship,it's ok cos you may even be older than her..

lurlah2014:
everybody has his/her own dico, this is mine and for the beauty i will always look sexy for you

Yeah baby, am proud of you.....keep on being sexy before i divert (you know what i mean)...Nice dp though,i think that hand bag looks expensive i wonder if its your favourite or if it's the latest in town.....

lurlah2014:
that is to show how EXCLAMATORY it is

Don't let oxford university press get to hear this,cos they will sue you to court,but don't worry sweet hrt.... am gonna come to your rescue with my wheelbarrow in the next fifty years gosh i bet you still look sexy then

lurlah2014:
LAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wonder how many H's we have in laugh,i have found a new word for my dictionary.....

anssy:


Now the guys have taken over the forming

Lol...i guess you are just trying to pull my legs but i wont fall for that cos am not that cheap you know.

The foundation was not strong enough to support the weight,thank God no one died.

No be our fault na,some lecturers no de do their job na only to de follow woman.See them with pot bellies

when your barber is toasting the same babe with you

0lushola:
THERE IS FIRE 0N THE MONTAIN..

Senior bros,i no understand abeg yearn me the koko....

anssy:



When action set now, you go fit perform?

I don't like to brag,,,come see for yourself.......

anssy:


# carefully evades the kiss# if you read my first post you would have seen it l meant humour,

Cutie pie.....U no want kiss because i get big mouth abi no worry when you go come de beg me to kiss you i go use 1 eye look u and i go talk say "the promo has expired"*in Davido's voice* Come now o before i change my mind

dryakson:
is easy to read. Simple and straightforward. 83 pages

Ok na

MzLaurel:


Ka chi fo
Lwkm.

Lol.....that is igbo now but sha i don't know how to speak igbo .i wan learn how to toast woman in igbo in such a way she go just fall for am without a second though o .So wen we go start the tutorial na