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[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=479799.msg6397852#msg6397852 date=1279304437]Akpan Kenny and Ekeate [/quote]

nellaluv:
ekaete: where dickele o, my sweet pumpkin , akpan comot for road i wan pass

akpan: no wahala madam go soon sack u sef, and replace u with monica, me i go get fresh monica instead

see aggros,

dokita don catch gono

nellaluv:
ekaete: , i need money naw naw, i want N10,000

akpan: see ya moth like N10000, since when akpan begin pay for ya servicing abeg come take 10 rounds jare

nellaluv:
ekaete: where u go since, one person wey dey call dickhead dey harass me, i hear say im head no complete . I don miss you

akpan: oga send me to him gf, who dey harass u? if i cash him wo he go see calabar man wahala. me sef i don miss am yu wella

akpan: ekaete my babeeee, u just dey fyn everyday chei see ur body as e dey fresh, dis thing dey good for ur body wella

akpan: kai sey na your stuff dey for wire so, wich one u come wear abi u no even ,  ekaete u don spoil ooooooo oya come make we

a lot of stuff

2babie

at school: angle 90^o,

akpan: madam don go shop, make we go tidy up her bedroom, after we don play on her bed

nellaluv:
ekaete: akpan bring your yansh i wan check sumtin

akpan: ekaete wetin u put inside your, my abuna dey on fire after d last time wey lay "oga & madam"

serves her rite, nice one

akpan: if na joke make u stop am o, ehen, make i warn u if na belle me i no wan hear

big apple

suya or steak

never

pulled a sickie to go shopping

akpan: see me ke? i hope sey no bi belle matter u wan discuss oooo ehen

[size=16pt]moved to jokes section[/size]

A 75 year old lady says to her husband, "You know what, I think I'll go to the doctor and get a checkup."
Her husband says, "Sure, thats a good idea dear."
So she makes an appointment to see Dr. Levine, a gynecologist, and explains that she has not had a checkup in 25 years.
Dr Levine tells her to get undressed and put on a gown so he can check everything out.
The Doctor puts his hand under her gown, lifts her right b.r.e.a-s.t and tells her to say, "99"[/b]She says "99"
"I see nothing wrong there," says the Doctor. He then puts his hand under her gown, lifts her left bosom and repeats, "Say 99"
[b]She says "99"
Dr. Levine says everything seems ok with this one also.

"We might as well check your other vitals, lay down on the table and put your feet in the stirrups."
He puts on the rubber glove and some KY on the glove and is checking her private parts for any signs of lumps, etc. Once more he tells her, "Say 99"
She says, "one, two, three, "

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nellaluv:
ekaete: oga dey call me, e say make i come massage im bumbum

akpan: do my own 1st jare oga own don get kraw kraw

akpan: why u dey crying now, oya come make i play with u

im fyn tnx hows exam


£'million

cultey:
fine gurl, she was my senior in secondary school!

so? the fact is she is not that good looking so all her yanga is unfounded

lbd=??

howdy

at least lysaa is wifey only,

money

akpan: na so u go dey pretend abeg come chop correct meat jare. madam wan make i come bath her

someone who licks curry

oloti

akpan: kai ekaete dis ur ikebe just dey roll like dunlop, oya come take sausage