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seen a similar one, b[b]ut still very funny well done[/b]

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Nuleatud

Question: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
Ans: They can both smell it but can't eat it.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your d.i.c.k.

Q:What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q:How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a n.i.p.p.l.e on it.

Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A: Money.

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

inspired

nellaluv:
yes i know, check page 1 .

sorry i missed that,


My bank manager

u dey online?

ultimately


deafac

Well for starters I think except for medical reasons no woman should close the door on child bearing, afterall someone gave birth to her and if her parents had decided to forego childbearing what would have become of her.
The fact that some "oyinbo" people do it does not really make it the norm, you'd find that even most professional women have kids and leave the bringing up to nannies,
If however she decided that having kids os not for her, then she needs to discuss this with her man BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED, and not just spring it on him afterwards, all these talk about people not meant to have kids is just pure trash, no one is perfect even parents

ha ha ha,

GUYS/GIRLS PLS STICK TO THE TOPIC ,

Jesus is the sweetest name I know

hungry

i dey down jare, tnx to super eagles i cud do with some TLC

Beige

naija football team sucks, its always the same old story,

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=450411.msg6234137#msg6234137 date=1276799092]Really n truely wat is NIGERIA good at? [/quote]scamming

dark

hey omoge

Nice one fujifooooooooo

**********whats happening here*********** LYSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Food

nation is 50 years old yet sick

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=447302.msg6233147#msg6233147 date=1276792600][size=22pt]SO ANGRY I NEED A LAY!!!!!!!!!!![/size][/quote]

lysaa:
I overcome temptation by being focused. I know what i want and i don't relent till i'm fulfilled with it but if anything tries to 'exalt itself against my focus' often called [b]dis[/b]traction (an attraction that's negative therby disrespecting your focus which is your genuine attraction), I cast it out! just like bible says if your right/left hand will lead u to sin, cut it off!

English please,

o ga o, dat would be a sight to behold

oyinbo

how are you


ego le?

ikebe super or na small ikebe?

what is he doing marrying again? Didnt he just recently divorce his 2nd wife of 20years at a cost of $100m, Na wah