₦airaland Forum

espn:
Some gals can form..der undies stinks and is more horrible than dis guys kitchen..i won't mention names..dey commented b4 me.

Jesusloveyou:
gej is a curse,he wasted our 6yrs and pdp 16yrs,even if PMB spend 4yrs doing nothing,is already a blessing to nigeria with his sincere heart

ixora3:
One time a teacher was invigilating us and he bent down to see what one student was writting so his bum bum was facing me,so I used my pen and started putting it under his bum bum didn't even knw d was anoder teacher @my back,dt teacher gave me d knock of my life.d whole class started laughing.d teacher asked wat was wrong and oda teacher dt gave me a knock said nothing.I thank God say she no expose me.I for diÉ

culcid:
Chai, I will never forget this experience. One day during evening prep in my SS1, while everybody was in the school block jerking, I was in the hostel with my alobas, searching for garri and milk to soak, all of a sudden the whole school went dead silent, the noise emanating from the school block instantly vanished. Being a sharp guy I peeped through the window to know whatsup, lo n behold , our principal, teachers and prefects were coming down to search for defaulters like me. Without telling any of my friends, I just jumped window and started running towards our chapel, my friends didn't even ask why I was running and followed suite, only that they ran to the direction of our principal. Once I entered the chapel, I started telling myself that I have made it, only to hear a voice from downstairs "I saw somebody ran into the chapel" choi, I won't surrender now, with my head working at 1000% accuracy I dashed to the alter, hoping to hide under the holy communion table covered with curtain, without knowing that out principals dog was already there before me defecating, as I put my head to hide under the table the dog barked and almost bite me, God!!!! I was dead and alive, my whole body covered with goose pimples, I started shouting holy ghost fire, my father! Jesus! and starts running bark, by then our principal and others had entered the chapel, all of them started running back without even asking what was pursuing me, that was how every body scattered that day. Can't stop laughing when I reminisce on what transpired that day.

eitsei:
nt me bt my classmates did diz.....they went to d Bush to gather yerepe(dnt knw d english word for it) n put it inside matches box n blew into d bodies of some female students.... lol come c d rate at whc these galz took off thr uniform n began to scrub thr bodies.... chai i c boobs dat day...lord forgv me