₦airaland Forum

Casalee:
Messi or no messi, barcelona will remain. Messi overstayed his time and Barcelona former president played a big part in the huge mess that is about to befall them. They should have aloowal him leave.

wany:
Congrat,note when ever you call a female an olosho,remember you also have an up coming olosho.

wealthyhenry:
The moment you are out from the womb you are headed for the tomb.

The irony of life...

tunjijones:
Have you ever thought of what our mission on this earth is?

I think we are born to this earth to die...

OJay360:
I don't think mbappe would go to Madrid again

#Barca 4 life

paulolee:
city jus signed grealish n needed messi for wat again?? the wage cap is already heavy in city n u want pep to add messi or wat?
atimes u go jus dey yarn like baby.....city never needed messi BT they gave him a lucrative 2 year deal dt was turned down last season..

Robisky001:
The idiotic mod that banned my account hope Seun has paid you next month salary for being overzealous? Iranu.

chatinent:
I saw this on one status on my WhatsApp. I giggled. This is the height of phariseeship. The hunger to defraud unsuspecting persons using the name of God has become dominant.

Nowadays, you can see fifteen different churches in one storey building shouting differently.


Little wonders one church sacked her pastors for not generating taxes..sorry, I mean tithes.


We are so religious in this country yet very vile, and underdeveloped. Everyday, we yell “god forbids” even to things he never forbade..to prove our being overly righteous.. We command “back to sender” when we are also evil.


Or we come here on Nairaland to see “amens” to our promotional scripture quotes for mere likes and shares.... or seek congregants to “pray for” so that our bank account can smile...even when we know Jesus taught us to pray already.


We tell our congregants that givers never lack..when we are the receivers but when they need help, they can go to God.


We tell them to bring their first fruits of their harvest. Yes, we fry the chicken with the kitchen glories, and send part of the tithes to our children in school while the widower drinks his garri in tom-foolery waiting for the appointed time.

We have left the main course Jesus came on earth and digressed to the latest trends to extorting tithes and offerings from our members by throwing crusades every now and then. What's now the difference between the church and hip-pop artistes?



We are pastors.


We called ourselves.


We are humans too.

We have to eat!

iamyemiakins:
Sunday Dare is a disgrace to Nigerian youths and Nigeria at large!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Happy birthday to you baby girl


Normal na ..Once your papa get money you suppose do shakara

Jones4190:
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.

AchalugoNwa:


PDP is corrupt YES

but since I was born I've never witnessed this kind of heavy corruption going on this Apc government.

never in the history of the world has any country had it this bad regarding governance.

more like the country is at war and everybody is taking his or her plunder.
as in this the worst it can get
looting right and left,
killings and massacre are now considered daily routine and no longer news
economy is on a free fall with no recovery at sight
human right abuse
corruption and embezzlement is beyond its apex.
and many many bad things.
now tell me how bad a country can get?

not even Haiti or Venezuela or even the so called worst country is not anywhere close to this.

Buhari is the worst president the world has ever known since Adam and eve
Nobody even come closer.
he's a gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla.
Thunder fire him and his useless wife Aisha
Thunder fire all his children including Zahra and Yusuf
Thunder scatter all Buhari's cabinets
Thunder scatter all Buhari supporters and may they never know real peace in this life and generations to come.
Amen.
Amin
iseee
Aseee

Volkswagen90:
Save that money you use to fucvk prostitute with me, before you know it you will stop the habit, have stop fvvcking them since.

PCG001:
go вacĸ and cнecĸ тнe op wrιтeυp and тнe ғιrѕт coммenт, yoυ'll ѕee тнaт ιт'ѕ rιgнтeoυѕneѕѕ and co тнaт are вeнιnd тнιѕ poѕт jυѕт тo ѕcare yoυng naιrlander ғroм paтronιѕιng proѕтιтυтeѕ and нooĸυpѕ вaвeѕ
aѕнewo wey don dey вeғore yoυr greaт grandғaтнer were вorn na нιn yoυ dey convιnce υѕ тo ѕтop❓❓
proѕтιтυтe wey вe ѕay yoυr ғavorιтe celeвrιтιeѕ dey carry 24/7 and тнeιr careerѕ are ѕтιll вooмιng na нιn yoυ dey тell υѕ тo ѕтop carryιng
ιғ we ѕтop carryιng тнeм, ѕнey yoυ go gιve υѕ yoυr ѕιѕтerѕ тo ғυcĸ ғor ғree❓❓

jaxxy:
In thesame house?? U go cast, still no go carry the money. Lol

jaxxy:
I do understand ur point and game, some gals carry themselves up way too much so u bring them down a notch to reality or Smtn bt not attacking their persons or body and other things. U can still bring them down with other things like jokes, humor and Yabs not not personal attacks.

That’s my point here.

That said, Maria is a very simple bt sophisticated gal, My guy Pere no just sabi how to handle her. Imagine sammy advising him on what to do. Lol

taretoofine:
Problem shared is problem half solved

But person wey carry em problem come nairaland

Wicked mouth can make someone tie a rope

Please op you are unique and know you have a great prospect in life.

Have that quiet time with your Creator, read your Holy Book- Bible ,such have unlimited potentials

Ephesians 6 put on the breastplate of righteousness

VanDerWaalforces:
Secrecy is one of the devils stragtegy. Your secret is exactly what's keeping you in bondage; once you let it out, healing and solutions sets in immediately. A trial will convince you.

jaxxy:
Damaging people’s worth and self esteem is how u get them??

I would rather u Control ur raging hormones, emotions or check ur self esteem than damaging innocent people who have work hard to be themselves.

SUPOL:
You’re a very bad guy Av not seen in a long time

Ernerstdavid55:
Lai mohamed has come again..on a serouse not i have 29million in my account now and i wand to setle down with a gal but am finding it diffecult

VanDerWaalforces:
Hello Kenzy! If you really need help, I would advise you talk to your Mum or Dad. Any of them that you think loves you more.