₦airaland Forum

Boredasf:
The way Nigerian politicians waste money on prostitutes ehnn

re u calling tonto a prostitute?

wait let me check weda obaseki we emerge apc candidate

Meedon:
I pop drugs and smoke weed


To make me feel alright


I wish I was not given birth to in the first place

same wish come across everybodhminds

*100 YEARS FROM NOW !!!*
100 years from now will be the year 2120. By then, every single reader of this piece will be underground, our bodies having become part of the soil. During that time, our fate in respect to paradise or hell would have been made known to us.
Meanwhile above the soil, our houses that were left behind would have become either homes for others or demolished for better structures. Our clothes would have become destroyed or rags for others and replaced by more recent trends; our cars will be on display as historical artifacts by others or recycled for more advanced technology. But for us, we will be, for the most part, never thought about by anyone again. Think of it, how often do you think about your great grandfather? How often does your great grandmother cross your mind?. You see!
Our presence here on earth today, that presence that we make so much noise about and shed so many tears for, was preceded by countless generations before us and shall be followed by countless generations after us Jesus tarries. Every generation that passes through this world barely finds the time to take a glance at the world, before needing to bid it farewell and handing over the baton, having not fulfilled even a fraction of their ambitions. Our lives are, in reality, far shorter than we imagine.
In 2120, every one of us will realise from within the grave just how worthless this world actually was, and how trivial those dreams were. most people in their inner minds sajing why was i even born to face life test himself some angels Won't want to pass through this test and temptations.

paulolee:
chai...ur present is looking lyk ma past, just lyk i de do throwback pics of back den wr i bin dey shitta..

post am make we see

mmars:
Bro abeg...which version of Nokia you use snap this shit
Na question oh

jealousy

bench all nairaland girls

picture challenge some people will avoid this challenge due to ugliness at is peak i start with mine i bench almost half of nairaland am very confident aboyt it please no girl should masturbate with my pic

tired of seeing yansh am boobs this is wat i want to be seeing

Good day fellow africans, the hieght of racism in europe is growing stronger as the years go by. africans has play a major role in the developments of western soccer i believed we have the talent and individuals to form our own quality league baloteli has made a visionary statement we can come together and build our own camp nou, old trafford, san siro in africa we can restructure our football that we can have a break away super league picking each two best teams for each top african nations to build a league of our dreams the resource is there each players can bring one million pounds to build quality stadiums in top nations with that we can attract investors in our football we can also produce ways of how sallaaries of players can be paid to europe we habe a world class staion in the person of super sports that we broadcast each games. with this our players wont be going to europe to be call monkeys with thus racism can be tackle our football can be develope the morinho and gaurdiola will one day come to africa and coach eyinmba and co it can happen we should stop this mediocre thinking dangote can do it south africans can do it, egyptians can do it drogba,eto,martins,kanu,yaya toure can make it happen black Americans can make it happen enough of this salvery enough of monkey chants enogh of oppression God bless africa

my african leaders just dey cash out

daddycrazy:
I don't want him to come back. If he hadn't miss that one on one chance against Argentina, who knows? Nigeria might have made it all the way to the semis.

so u for beat France abi

lexyman:
Why are people so keen in destroying the SE ... Ighalo coming back to the SE is another disaster looming . There is a system in place and this should not be altered by anyone . Ighalo should stay far away and allow the younger generation of strikers that we have to take the stage .

whoever that wish for this should be declared as enemy of the Super Eagles and enemy of Nigeria

u think say nigeria na france wen dem dey reject strikers from big clus bezeme martil and lacazette whoch dirtu system person wey carry golden booth na wan spoil syst oga shift

pleade we dont need him he is too old

Alaganature:
Nice one..hope with the new signing they will lift up a trophy...

Abeg help a brother this hunger is killing..

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nor go hustle they here dey beg like woman

Ustec:
Tammy will still have more playing time, but you see that odoi, the guy go chop bench tire if e continue to refuse to get sense.

my bro tammy will end up at palace or aston villa and england coach Won't ve a reason to call him all those his gra gra he his doing at chelsea Will end in tears. and we is village people we dance to his downfall

tammy abraham be like buh i can do the job

kobaseki is the comedian in this fight u ve issuse with e party national chairman u still going ahead to contest under the same party were the national chairman will have greater say due to the fact is apc delegates casting their votes not the people. should obaseki wins the primary then it would be the biggest victory in nigeria history all this gra gra obaseki is doing will all end in tears.

they should form a super league

since i stop bet9ja virtual i stop begging people money but op is like virtual do u strong thing yesterday i can relate

even if Liverpool lose all their remaining matches they will still be champions city can win all their remaing games liverpool should just use d remaining games as pre season for next campaign

See as them post like models And they are even wearing nose mask nothing obaseki no go see for apc primaries

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Back to sender. Shebi na me say make you and your friend dey sample olosho up and down?.
LOL

go marry u done dey old

SeunDobo:
if you want to correct anyone English ... Go and establish your own school ...nairaland it's not a school or office , we are here to catch our fun ...Anyone wey talk about anybody English here God go punish ham ... Abi kini werey gan

God bless u brother

baralatie:
what about syphillis

he has not done it

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Which one be your friend again oga. I know it's you and I know you are dying slowly. You have submitted your life to ogbanje women and you think you will be healthy. How can you be healthy when they have drained all the fluid in you. The only thing that will safe you my brother is you going for general check up. U u have hiv and aids I know that. You are also going deaf and you might develop a stroke anytime soon. Go for deliverance and start taking your drugs.

and h and if am innocent of this may all this wish u are wishing me happen to u

Donald3d:
I am not trying to bash anybody, but please don't just self medicate and make things worse .
Don't just give him drugs except you are 100% sure of what is wrong . And its obvious you are not sure what is wrong at all.

I knew of a man who had issues with his kidney and he didn't know but he was having malaria symptoms, he kept popping malaria pills, until his wife had to take a decision and "force" him to the hospital when he wasn't getting better.

The doctor said he was just one malaria drug pack away from completely damaging his kidneys.

People should please stop downing drugs except they know what they are doing and except its totally necessary .
"Ordinary" paracetamol can damage your kidney sef . Abeg he should go for a kidney and liver function test, if possible a scan. He should also run tests for other STD, especially hepatitis .

Even if na ordinary headache you dey feel, eat food, drink lots of water, eat fruits , and sleep. The headache go comot. No be every time person go dey pop pills

ok he has done both hiv asn hiptatia test

kiddkash:
none at all. but get the ointment even if you can't get the drug.
you friend will apply the ointment on that piece of flesh that comes out his Anus
in case I didn't specify earlier

after 1 week, thank me later

ok the pilex is how much the ominent is also how much sir?sorry to ask have u been diagnosed with same alment b4?

kiddkash:
after using PILEX, (the drug is a little expensive).
the ointment is like N3500 and the drug is a little more expensive.

please endeavor to get the ointment, it works better then the drug.

the drug kills it from inside, ointment kills it from outside

any side effect sir

kiddkash:
also after my first diagnosis.
the darkened part, your friend is suffering from pile

google PILE, then you'll understand what I am talking about.

after the milk and banana, tell him to go to a pharmacy shop to get a drug called PILEX

ok sir

kiddkash:
which ever one he can afford. add milk plus banana in a cup stir, and drink. it works like magic

also he must abstain from sex or masturbation until it is complete

banna how can dey drink banana