janami:

um, no thanks, oceanic is doing beta

not your fault. hope you wont have to look for your money someday.

almondjoy:

Bwha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha-ha-lah!!!! Nairaland go kill person!

It is called a cyber "glitch"!!!


Too much to drink I guess!

sussy1 link=topic=93266.msg1703282#msg1703282 date=1195653067:

You are indeed a man i read your post in Roman about your subordinate of a thing and i was force to check your profile and found out that you're new member,i guess all what u want is advise on how to save and protect your marriage(that is what makes me to call u a man).
You see it very scares to see a man that will discover all these that his wife does and still want to make it up with her,but u know what? no matter what u ve to make it work.The bible has made u to be the head,so if anything happen to the marriage the Lord will 1st ask u before asking her.So i will advise u to make it work at all cause at this point of your marriage there is no going back not even for anything.Even if it will cost u reading some literature for support,visiting xtian counsellor(that is if u are a xtian) for advise i think it really worth it,not because of today but because of the judgement day.
So my brother try and restore back the first love between the two of u please.May the good God give u the wisdom require to make your marriage work Amen.
Note:Please run away for that your subordinate oo,it is a SIN and the Lord will not existate in punishing u for that.

ayah, you also have swallowed it hook, line and slinker. mumu

proposing nairalanders could all come together this december. what do you say? its not going to be easy because of the distance but lets give it a try. the location for the get together could be voted for. the location with the highest vote will stand as the ideal meeting point. nairalanders in that state would assist in finding the venue. the date can also be voted for. i suggest nairalanders should come with tags bearing their nairaland's names. well the court is open. cast your votes, i vote for[b] LOCATION: ABUJA and DATE: 22nd of DECEMBER[/b] _{Easybabe are u wit me}

its funny the way i sit back and allow Zignorr and illusion2 fight over what doesn't belong to them . isn't it funny. save your energies my fellow nairalanders. ladies these days don't like loud mouths so both of you can pipe down a little.
EasyBaby, you made my day. happy you are realizing the fact that am the best thing to have happened to the internet world. _{luv you truly}

Efuah, please let me be. i ve enough problems on my neck right now and adding yours is not what am looking up for. the picture you are referring to is not a nude picture. don't use words anyhow, you could be sued for character deformation. be warned dear
snugle dear, thanks for making me all yours. thats a burden off my chest.

A topshot in one of our departments has a crush for me. she trusts me to the extent of giving me the spare key to her flat and access to her 6year old son(though she is unmarried). with all the signals blarring at me, i took the step and told her i was tirpping all over her. she is 34yrs and older than me and she made it clear. but within the same office, there are two gorgeous ladies i have been complimenting on a daily basis ( and you know what that can to ladies). they started having ideas that i was also tripping for them too. one of the ladies who is related to an ex- head of state residing in minna, went far as to buying me very expensive gifts and this kind of put off the topshot. i was playing to the gallery and didnt have qualms with that since she( the topshot) told me she would put my request into consideration and i should give her time. but she started becoming jealous of the other lady and even started avoiding me. almost every man on two legs was dying to get the attention of this other lady buying gifts for me and here i was having her full attention. a problem aroused just this week- i was formerly in the marketing dept of the financial institution i work for. and in less than 6 months, i met the target assigned me. i was then promoted and taken to another dept to be the assistant head. one of the people i patronised during my marketing days, now have problems with EFCC and part of the money was traced to the bank. the bank under pressure from EFCC set up a committee to look into the issue. my name was brought up as the link through which the account was opened. my biggest problem- heading the tribunal, is the topshot and am to appear before them tomorrow. i have tried getting in touch with her but she has totally avoided me. what's my faith?

dear Easybaby, am shocked you are judging me before getting to really know me. dear i took my time to study you before going on air to declare my true feelings for you. haba, you should give me a thumb-up for the boldness. see, why not lets exchange mobile numbers? maybe we can talk outside the forum and really get to know each other well. you don't have anything to be afraid of, after all your best friend today was once a stranger to you before you got to know her well. am expectant.
for saucekid, i refuse been drawn into a public show-off with you. when i type on this forum, i don't edit it so my not spelling genuine correctly could happen to John Grisham. i wish you know just a little of the laurels i have put under my belt in the literature world. any way i would still like keeping you as a friend as who knows, you might one day attend the coming together of Easybaby and I.
Easybaby, please take good care of yourself for me.

chaloo just told me a sootsayer in his village that has always predicted right since 1814, just told him to tidy up. his next on line

dear, am truly not complaning because i think of all those out there without a job and am grateful to God i have one

as all my rivals must know by now- " it is not he who dances with the babe that matters, but he who taketh her home" dear easybaby it is very clear that only when i publicly professed my feelings for you, did others follow suit. so who seem more genuie? i let you be the judge and me the jury. i rest my case dear

is that pic truly yours?, if it is, am daming every other consequence and am saying, marry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. joking?


_{just btw us, snugle am dead serious}

is that pic truly yours?, if it is, am daming every other consequence and am saying, marry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. joking?


_{just btw us, snugle am dead serious}

only if that pic on ur profile is truly u, then pls take my hand in marriage and lets be the first nairalanders to tie the knot, but only if the the pic is u

dear stellose please dont limit it to people in p.h am one person that is dyingto meet you, my mail is luvu4luvsake@yahoo.com

how can i get to see you and get your autograph signed on my thighs? _{in a brotherly way}

i'm dying to meet the following; stellose and simibrazil. for what? to get their autographs. aren't they stars of nairaland?