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Romance / Re: How Do U Choose A Life Partner by kerzakov(m): 8:40pm On Nov 09, 2008
tips? go to the nearest zoo and check out the monkey varieties. pick one from the list grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Has C.b.n Really Called? by kerzakov(m): 7:15pm On Mar 01, 2008
i would like to really know if cbn has really called or is it just one of the many rumors. any nairalander withn authentic info? please reply
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cbn Interview by kerzakov(m): 12:16pm On Feb 29, 2008
dear cerezo, how did you get your letter? by e-mail or posting. i would love to know. any other nairalander with information? please give to the house.
Romance / Re: She Might Leave Me Because I'm Jobless by kerzakov(m): 1:34pm On Jan 23, 2008
almondjoy:

Yeah!  I  hear some people eat "agape"! cheesy  This same "agape" I understand has been known to eat people alive too with empty pockets! grin

Agape also buys diapers and cheerios?  And pays for health care abi?

Agape ko!  Agape ni!


Show me a house, car, schools for my kids, food on my table, gas in my car, diapers on my kids' behinds and I will definitely show you "agape" to the highest power! cool
Shiooooooooooooooooooo!

Thank God some of us can afford both the "agape" and all the above!

Agape with a jobless man is equivalent to prostitution without rewards!---Ashewo Five Alive!!!! grin

Jobless men should not have sex period! Or fall in love for that matter! kiss





i used to think i ve seen it all( i mean human beings with goat brains) but i ve been proved wrong. almond idiot still exists.
in developed countries, this isn't an issue but in undeveloped minds like the one with her quote up, its a big issue. instead of looking for a guy that will feed u the rest of your life, why not try and become independent. are u so daft that u can't do anything to better the situation of a guy that is jobless?
what if after m,arrying the guy, he then loses his job. then it means u would run away and leave him. i use to respect your contributions. not any more. i despise u. you are nothing but the biggest mistake in human form i ve come across not only in this forum, but in my entire life. i pity the guy that will marry you becos u are a shame to be a called a wife. do you think the guy intentionally remained jobless?
answer now- if you ve the intelligence to answer sha. let me not waste my precious time on u

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Romance / Re: Asking A Girl Out by kerzakov(m): 12:54pm On Jan 04, 2008
firstly, check her out. note her weakest link- it might be her protruding teeth or are not too straight legs and then compliment her on it. if its her teeth, tell her she has a nice dental setting. u will make an impression on her becos u would be definitely the first person to say something nice about it and then fire on.
Romance / Re: Is This Right? by kerzakov(m): 12:44pm On Jan 04, 2008
adeboo:

I don't see anything wrong with that.


Romance / Re: Yoruba Men And Igbo Women,the Perfect Combination? by kerzakov(m): 2:43pm On Dec 21, 2007
i believe this is so becos the yoruba men are seeing the wonderful features in an igbo woman which they can't see in their own women. do you know that 95% of divorced cases in nigeria today are westerners? the igbo woman who is more tolerant will want to uphold her marriage no matter what. secondly, the yoruba man knows the igbo woman has no competitor when it comes to cooking. he can tolerate the food served by his mother but wouldn't dare tolerate the rubbish a yoruba lady will cook. and thirdly, the igbo woman in a marriage is less of a flirt. we know how a yoruba lady can on a regular basis be getting serviced by her neighbour.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Many Covenant Chicks Do We Have Here? by kerzakov(m): 3:03pm On Dec 20, 2007
x Jayson x:

Can i get to know you. Am in Covenant too. You girls are beautiful. A perfect word would be "CLASSIC" to describe you girls,

If your a C.You girl. HOLLA @ Jayson!, smiley I would like to know your name, level, and kindly drop your email address.

/Plays Sean Kinston : Beautiful Girls , for all of you.

wink,




my dear over zealous guy, mind your language b4 BISHOP butts you out from convenant
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Psychological In Nature by kerzakov(m): 2:41pm On Dec 20, 2007
i has gotten what he wanted and has moved on. you are like a closed chapter. but there is nothing wrong been hopeful sha
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Young Lady Just For Friendship by kerzakov(m): 2:38pm On Dec 20, 2007
Easybaby:

@akpesiri
You can then hook up with the poster undecided





i agree with you. mean while Easybaby, we can also hook up. what do you think?
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls/women Always Overlook The Nice Genuine Boys/men by kerzakov(m): 1:34pm On Dec 20, 2007
i think becos most of them have pint size brain. Q.E.D
Romance / Re: My Wife Is Discussing Marriage With Another Man by kerzakov(m): 1:29pm On Dec 20, 2007
my dear, don't be left out. start discussing your own marriage plans with another woman. there are many women out there that would give their right hand just to get married. find one of such
Romance / Re: If Your Responsible Girlfriend Has A Tongue Ring by kerzakov(m): 1:14pm On Dec 20, 2007
dear poster, is a tongue ring your only problem? then you don't have any sha.
FIND ONE WITOUT A tongue ring
Romance / Re: Worst Break Up Lines Ever by kerzakov(m): 1:09pm On Dec 20, 2007
just 2 months ago, i told one; " you know ur parents don't like me, so am off for good. no need starting something we can't finish".
i saw the parents just once and there was no indication that they don't like me.
Romance / Re: Love (inside Dream). by kerzakov(m): 1:03pm On Dec 20, 2007
nikke:

romance and likely made love twice in my dream last week.don't know what to do because physically i don't have sex,am a kind of preserved one so don't like messing around but why dreaming about it fellows


nikke link=topic=101491.msg1783892#msg1783892 date=1198147680:

there is this guy i normally chat with on free calls who is found of telling stories about sex,in fact saying all concerning male and female relationship,how he use to love my breast and big breast in generalization.so,




i doubt your preserved nature. if you could be gisting about sex at free time calls, then you are fully into it.
hope ur lost and found boy has called or is it still " good riddance to bad rubbish" from him?









An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue.









A friend's eye is a good mirror.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Think That Bankers Are Flirts? by kerzakov(m): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2007
i don't have that problem sha. instead am the one running far from them. several of them have tried trapping me with the " honey- am pregnant" issue.
Romance / Re: Is He Not Interested Or What? by kerzakov(m): 12:50pm On Dec 20, 2007
you said you left his house on a saturday. that means he has gotten what he wanted and peharps you are now history. take heart. it happens atimes
Romance / Re: Christmas SMS by kerzakov(m): 12:45pm On Dec 20, 2007
christmas greetins to my nairaland queen- EASYBABY. i always have you in mind.
Romance / Re: Who Will You Blame by kerzakov(m): 2:13pm On Dec 19, 2007
i wouldn't blame anybody becos am making it there even if it means letting go of Easybaby
Romance / Re: Please, Advice Me by kerzakov(m): 2:09pm On Dec 19, 2007
am surprised this could take the time of nairalanders. if the poster doesn't know the right thing to do, then he is not set for marriage. we still have kids in our midst.

grow up kids of nairaland
Romance / Re: The Memoirs Of : Handell by kerzakov(m): 2:02pm On Dec 19, 2007
my dear, travel to the united states and get married to your fellow man. some states permits that. find out the states that have it legalized and have a fill day.
Romance / Re: Why Do Babes Dump Their Guys For Ready Made Men A.k.a (oppressors) by kerzakov(m): 1:44pm On Dec 19, 2007
adeboo:

Because in this day and age - nobody has the patience to wait, and who says that when it is better, that the men they have struggled with wil not leave their ass for someone else.

Nobody is ready for 'surulere' o - forget that long story.

Cuase personally, from where i am now, there are certian features that a man must have for him to measure with moi (not in a bad way but in a good way).

He has to be able to express himself - must at least have a degree of sme sort.
Must at least have a job, and a car - and must be living on his own (preferably owns his own house).

The reason i say this is that i have reached a place in ma life where the man am with has to have certain things in oredr for us to be at the same level or for him to be above me.


did she make sense? can't say sha
did she express herself well ( with words like "certain", "order" and the rest, out of order?)- be the judge
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Think I've Fallen In Love On Facebook by kerzakov(m): 1:32pm On Dec 19, 2007
waterworks:

uzzyan na u be the main babe u just too much!! in fact u ar now vip on this thread if u wann see hes pik hit me up at natasha.bianca@yahoo.com
dnt worry im a model got all the better airbrushed pix up der. hehehehe

as 4 onyibono1 im feeling u.

but people i hate to break this parry oh. i sent hes pik to my cus who knows evryone i mean evryone the 411 on him is that he has up to 15 gurlfrnds i mean i no say competition dey but e b like say i nor even qualify to enter self! he is still fyne as hell chaii!

construct u advice to follow this new pattern!!
im so tempted to post hes pik so u guys can enjoy--- but cmon still have my pride,
*********************tunji my love i will marry u**********************






dear with 15 other girls to compete with, you are half way a loser. i assume he went for the other 15 while ur case is different becos u are about doing the chasing.
please at the end of the day, you can come back to nairaland and cry on OUR shoulders. i will give you a shoulder to cry on. hope you have alot of tears to shed

sorry- truth is bitter
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Imo State Origins Only by kerzakov(m): 12:57pm On Dec 19, 2007
am happy for all the imo state indigenes. more feather to ur caps
Romance / Re: What If I'm Wrong! by kerzakov(m): 12:37pm On Dec 19, 2007
my dear do as heart leads but if am ur head, i wud move on.


Easybaby- its been long happy to read u. still ve u at heart. what's ur yahoo messenger? please send it. i want to chat

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