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Celebrities / Re: E-money Of Ghana Cancels His Plan To Give Tacha N20 Million. See Why by kestine(m): 1:25pm On Oct 01, 2019
sholatem:
Hope Dino melaiye 30m still dey intact shocked,this is not good o,Tacha go fi8 d whole nation o,im afraid ri8 now grin cheesy


Na wa ooo.... Everybody way promise tacha just dey disappoint her.... Na wa ooo... Sha all na for the gram..
Romance / Re: Injuries I Sustained For Fighting For A Lady Last Night. Photos!! by kestine(m): 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2019
Toto mata dey very strong...
Business / Re: Woman Arranges Her Eggs In Style (Photo) by kestine(m): 6:16pm On Sep 25, 2019
No be egg ooo.... Na Ghana soap

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Autos / Re: Ford Escape 2017 SE Fulloption Toks....9.3m by kestine(m): 8:23pm On Sep 24, 2019
Shey the moto no get pictures...
Career / Re: Pls When Can I Buy Okirika Clothes Cheap In Lagos by kestine(m): 8:05pm On Sep 24, 2019
Vespa market... Vespa bustop along Lagos badagry exp way.

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Romance / Re: Types Of Pvssies by kestine(m): 4:32pm On Sep 22, 2019
lukui:

PUSSY IS DIFFERENT
I hear some ladies say pussy is pussy, No pussy is different, listen...
We have 3 types of pussy.
1. Tap pussy
2. Borehole
3. River pussy
Tap pussy is very tight and can only be found in a Chubby lady......
Borehole community pussy is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit.....that can only be found in a slim lady.
River pussy, is the deepest and widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall lady.....and you can easily get drown.
Looks of pussy.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city
7 Colors of pussy
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh
Types of pussy flavor
1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions
Sounds of pussy
1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap
Conditions of pussy
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery
Pussy taste
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles
The good and Bad smell of pussy
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine
Good day
Abi you want more lectures Ni?

Agriculture / Re: Lighting Strike(thunder) Kills Cows In Ondo State (pics) by kestine(m): 4:08pm On Sep 22, 2019
Idiot where the pics...
Autos / Re: Who Knows A Place Where Such Car Body Job Is Be Done In Nigeria by kestine(m): 7:41am On Sep 22, 2019
Na u think so
Autos / Re: Who Knows A Place Where Such Car Body Job Is Be Done In Nigeria by kestine(m): 7:16am On Sep 22, 2019
Bro... This job no dey Nigeria... Nigeria never fit do oven baked Finnish.. Na Dis one dem wan do
Celebrities / Re: Real Breast! Another Nigerian Male Barbie Spotted In Brazil. Photos by kestine(m): 10:32am On Sep 21, 2019
Onyi22:
Na wa oo, nothing musa no go see for gate


Musa don see everything Finnish....sote dis one come pass musa

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Properties / Re: I by kestine(m): 6:33pm On Sep 20, 2019
I sure say na Austin dey find dis house so...
Romance / Re: He Drives By My House Secretly But Never Comes When I Invite Him by kestine(m): 6:29am On Sep 18, 2019
He is ashamed to be seen with you in public... But wants to be fucking you secretly...

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Career / Re: Mutale Winfridah: Zambian Female Banker Suspended For Sleeping With 200 Men by kestine(m): 5:51pm On Sep 12, 2019
pocohantas:
Nawa. Could it be that all these guys complaining of pussy being large have small pricks?

How did 200 men enter one pussy and they didn't fall inside at some point?

The tow tow is accommodating...
Career / Re: Mutale Winfridah: Zambian Female Banker Suspended For Sleeping With 200 Men by kestine(m): 3:11pm On Sep 12, 2019
Some women like prick for Africa...

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Romance / Re: Can You Have Sex With A Distant Cousin by kestine(m): 11:13am On Sep 12, 2019
How time flies... Back den in bible incest was nothing it was even encourage and God was not angry with it... But now it's a sin and taboo...

Anyway there are some cultures in Nigeria who give out their wives or daughters to long time visitors e.g cousins,friends, relations etc to warm their bed all true their stay.
Romance / Re: Ladies: What's With This Skirt? by kestine(m): 7:51pm On Sep 07, 2019
This skirt na fire... �

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Technology Market / Re: Brand New Acer Predator, 32GB RAM, 256GB SSD+2TB HDD, Core i7-8700, GTX 1070 by kestine(m): 7:43pm On Sep 07, 2019
Did one na mumu ooo.... Him dey show us carton...shey na carton person wan buy ni
Education / Re: Yabatech Post Utme Re-print by kestine(m): 5:31am On Sep 03, 2019
Thief... Ole... Scammer...
Technology Market / Re: Pole Dancing Robots Debuted In A Nightclub In France by kestine(m): 5:06am On Sep 03, 2019
Nonsense.... No real excitement...
Romance / Re: Hubby's Mobile Number Seen In The Searching For Single Women Section by kestine(m): 10:11am On Sep 01, 2019
Issokay:
So, I saw my husband's (I know his moniker) mobile numbers in a topic under the romance section for people to post their digits where they can be hooked with 'seriously searching ladies' .

I have been wondering why he had to do that. He's quiet kind of, usher in the church, a good father figure etc. Our marriage is 6 years.

I am really confused. Anyways I confronted him and he said he doesn't know how his numbers ended on that topic.

Still confused....time will indeed tell.


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My question to you is... Watin you find go romance section For hookups...cos dats the same question he's gonna ask you...so what ever confrontation you wanna have wit him regarding this... You just shot ur self in the leg... So just monitor him like the F.B.I or C.I.A day you are... And one last tin... If all side chick or girl friend say no parole or runs.. Men no go cheat..
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede Is Ready To Date Again After Separation From Husband by kestine(m): 7:38am On Aug 30, 2019
My crush...
Romance / Re: Hubby's Mobile Number Seen In The Searching For Single Women Section by kestine(m): 7:12am On Aug 30, 2019
He is looking for adventure.... Maybe u no dey agile to him... He needs spark in his love life...
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Is The Most Annoying Question A Guy Has Ever Asked You? by kestine(m): 4:09pm On Aug 29, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Lol, I have this thing...I'm not sure what to call it (an aura perhaps?) that makes people do & say weird things.
I cannot speak of social media experiences because I'm not big on that. However, I could write a book on the craziest things I've seen & heard in my waking life.

One time I was having a random conversation with a tattoo artist in my area. Out of the blue, he asked if I wanted to see his penìs tattoo & before I could grasp out a response, Jack was already out of the pulpit. It was just bizarre. I didn't find that particular incident annoying though. What I find annoying is the fact that people seem to feel (free?) enough around me to say & do inappropriate things. I'm not talking only about people I'm acquainted with (like the tattoo guy), but also random strangers I don't know from Adam. I've seem more penìses than a whòrehouse wench. Strangely enough, this didn't start now. We moved from my early childhood home because my father beat up a neighbour for exposing himself to me. I believe I was 8 or 9 at the time. It has happened so often that now I almost expect it & that's the annoying part of it.


You are the kind dat a guy will see u pass by and he will tell his friend close to him that... Guy I just wanna Bleep dis girl.... Even if you know him or not... I stand to be corrected thou

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Romance / Re: Help All My Neighbours Children Are Hot by kestine(m): 8:29pm On Aug 28, 2019
Go advertise dem for istablog or tunde ednut page for instagram... Dem go get many customers.... Your plan to use people for rituals no go work... Idiot

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Romance / Re: Help All My Neighbours Children Are Hot by kestine(m): 7:59pm On Aug 28, 2019
Na dis type efcc or sars go use the number carry am go atisalar office make sense check the contacts.. Come check the last 20 or 50 call and received number na from there the sars go trace those call and receive number go... Catch just one person inside the call and received number... You go fish the idiot come out.
Romance / Re: Help All My Neighbours Children Are Hot by kestine(m): 7:36pm On Aug 28, 2019
Slexyangel:
Please all the girls living behind me are so h o r n y, they keep patrolling my window day and night, shouting and begging me to come and carry them. Please their standards are too low for me, besides am not h o r n y for them. I believe at 29yrs of age I have a right to decide who I want to be with in a relationship with. What can I do I am tired? Please HELP! HELP!

guy...what exactly do you want... From everyone here

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Business / Re: Please Who Knows This Person? by kestine(m): 3:57pm On Aug 28, 2019
Watin him do you...
Romance / Re: goood dayyyy by kestine(m): 6:36pm On Aug 27, 2019
Babe... It's called jealousy... He can't let u go.. Yet he won't give up him flirting life.. He don't wanna see anyone talking wit u or standing with you be it close or distance friend... Cos he thinks the way he easily flirt with those girls, that is the way some other guy will definitely flirt with you so he want to cut all that...you telling him you want to see your mum won't change anything..he will still suspect... I will advice you to change your number and just keep a small circle of friends that he knows...when you visiting your mum endeavor to take him along with you... If him no free force am... So this and with time him mind go calm down in regards your issue...

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