₦airaland Forum

evil999:
like if you support Buhari for President 2015

must u join Buhari with evryting on nairaland? Abi how much do they pay u to make u always display ur stup***** on net. Back to d post jare, bird of a feather flock together since d rich dude already has 2 crash marriages he decides to go for anybody na But is OKORO not an ibo name?

Marc9:
You come from a strong christian family, and sex might happen when she comes over to your place, right? So is that what your strong christian family taught you? They taught you to indulge in pre-marital sex right?!

Your intention reveals you're no better as a christian than the girl's father as a native doctor.

u are hit d nail on d head. leave d guy, he is even worst dan d chik palle. he just nids nairalanders to encourage him to do his evil intemtion but remember d chik palle will curse u if u jilted his daughter n there is no protection for u since u dont hav Christ in u, forget ur self-proclaim christian background. ME I DON TALK MY OWN OOO.

Emmalot121:
Na her own palaver. Where was she rushing to?

if u dont hav something reasonable to say must u say something at all. She was somebody wife to be, some1 daughter or perhaps, bread winner to some and here u are saying rubish. Nawa oo! social media has turned many to unreasonable
......

Me i prefer dis young handsome man to be my presido than .........jihadist. TEAM GEJ till 2019, till apchit stop propaganda. if u dont like my coment just without pretend as if u dont c it okkkkkk.

biology, after he don yan for like one hour plus, u will rite so tey u hand go dey comot water. SAJOCO days on my mind jare

I know dis kind news will APC e- warriors headache tomorrow morning. chai there is god ooo

Iffffffy:
husband snatcher

Eeyaaaaa, pele oooo, na ur husband she snatched? orisirisi bad belle people.

ur jackichan ke? when he will start panel beating u na here i go dey

Babaneh:
Aisha Buhari will never speak provocating and disgracing english like mama patience

have u heard speaking b4?

miqos02:
na wa nairaland people una no dey rest? haba

u waiting u con here for nairaland.

kennygee:
Abuja is a peaceful place, this is a shock.

So sad.

Meanwhile, Nyanya is not abuja but Nassarawa state, it is the outskirt.

how can u say yanyan is not abuja, nawa for all dis nairaland kids who dont knw rite from left n yet dey always want to coment.mtchewwww

[quote author=ask4bk post=28693698]So na here Ngozi go last weekend (my wife, middle with head band) and she told me she was going for Saturday Women Empowerment Prayer Group.

I dey wait u for house this evening. Thank God for Nairaland.

N/B I'm an international comedian based in Nigeria/Cameroun border. I'm becoming famous. Dis is more reason i gave u quit notice BOKO HARAMU guy.

Isiterere:
Repping yoruba to the core.


ALL IZZ WELL

bigot we know dem

[quote author=Aitee1]Just be urself wen the show begins come oct 5th...

Entertain us

No pretense

Get the diiiiiiiiiick if u're hornyyy

No straffing or fingerinnnnng/self service under the sheet

Forget all these holier dan thou peeps on nl

If they got the opportunity they'll do worse [/quote we know ur type. mtchewwwwq

[quote author=ezeagu]Don't be silly.


who is more silly? He just told u d truth & u ar spewing out rubish. Her children can never b king, so get dat into ur head. If u want her children to b king u can give dem in ur village. (awon omo ahokuta ma mu omi)

I was in Ondo just dis last weekend and when people started complaining about it I said we hav not started experiencing it at Abuja but since I got back on Monday evening i have been having running nose. D thing is realy driving me crazy.

itsIYKE: *LAUGHING MY TEETH OFF*

from today pls dont put dat pix again. seriously I nearly vomit

[quote author=Airforce1]I knew south west people go hijack dis thread....


@Airforce1, u just dont fail to disapoint. Must u bring tribalism into dis?

[quote author=Airforce1]Does dis guy sends money back home for his parents upkeep?

Cuz they look like an abandoned projects if u ask me.


@abandoned project
Sometimes I surprise myself

Tank God u said u suprise urself becos u just spewed out rubish. mtchewww, olodo omo

I thought its only our aboki brothers dat like it dat way. But seriously, its a BIG miss.

ngozievergreen: The man sounds simple but all adult deeper lifers I knew while growing up were wicked and unnecessarily strict.
They shd learn from him

Maybe u mean d few u met, but not all of them. All I can say is dat they are very disciplinarians who believe in obeying rules and regulations no matter hw hard and difficult they ar which make many like u to term them wicked.

If u ar unable to enjoy ur airtel data it might probably because of ur area or location. I hav tried all networks but airtel seems to be d best among dem, even here in abuja. I always enjoy it both @ home (Yanyan) and in office @ Area11 (Garki)
.

I don vex for dis match. Y must d ref. favour nigeria wit questionable penalty, wit or without ref favour nigeria go still beat dem sily. nosensiiii

[quote author=Black vampire]I stood under d sun 4 hours waitin 4 d eclipse..tinking dat d gods of my ancestors will deliver me from poverty....bt instead i got sun burns.



Eyaaaa! sory u hear!! But u shld knw beta nah dat wit ur colour ur not supose stay under sun waitng for one ECLIPSE. I bind spirit of poverty in u by fire. But sory 4 d burnt sha.

[quote author=illitrate]remove it. tell your hubby to commot him prick when him wan cumm or pushan comot when he don dey shout aaah eeeeh uuush.


ur username said it all. but i told u to always take ur drugs b4 comimg to dis forum. well, no problem u go meet for houe nah.

case. Nonesense.
Halt what?! They've been warned
already. NO DRUG TRAFFICKING!!! If
you decide not to heed to warnings
then you face the penalty.


Na so my bros

[quote author=Big4wig]Just imagine,i heard some parts of lagos were shut down even d business area Like as if dis crown will make me a dim richer....mtshww....abeg read below & see what happened to me yesterday
.

.

You won't believe what happened to
me yesterday night.
I was coming back from somewhere
around 9pm when i saw this beautiful
damsel approaching me.
She has the the beatiful face of
Beyonce,
The sumptious lips of Angelina Jolie,
The backside like that of Kim
Kardashian,
The curves were like that of Mercy
Johnson,
She got the height like that of Angela
Okorie,
Her eyes were as beautiful as that of Ini
Edo,
She got the forehead of Rihanna,
With bumper front package like that of
Cossy Orjiakor.
She was looking innocent like
Gennevieve Nnaji.
I knew i had to talk to her, it will be the
greatest mistake if i allow her pass
without talking. So i said
"Hi"
She didn't replied but she smiled.. So i
continued
"My name is Ocha, i will love to talk to
you but am in a hurry right now, pls
can i get your contact so that i can call
you for us to meet?"
She smiled again and said
"Ok, ZERO HATE ZERO, TIRI TIRI HATE,
SEFUN TWO TIRI, NOI NOI.. NA MY
HENTIHEN LINE BE DIS. YOU WANT MY
SAIN LINE?"
I fainted!!


Big4wig u no go kil person

[quote author=Yunglord111]Last to comment. Thread cllosed.

mtchewwwwwwww. which kind human being be dis self. olodo rapata.