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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Ghanaian Actress, Yvonne Okoro Set To Wed Nigerian Billionaire by kevinkod(m): 3:00pm On Dec 23, 2014
evil999:
like if you support Buhari for President 2015
must u join Buhari with evryting on nairaland? Abi how much do they pay u to make u always display ur stup***** on net. Back to d post jare, bird of a feather flock together since d rich dude already has 2 crash marriages he decides to go for anybody na angryBut is OKORO not an ibo name?
Romance / Re: Her Dad Is A Herbalist! Advice Pls by kevinkod(m): 8:43am On Dec 22, 2014
Marc9:


You come from a strong christian family, and sex might happen when she comes over to your place, right? So is that what your strong christian family taught you? They taught you to indulge in pre-marital sex right?!

Your intention reveals you're no better as a christian than the girl's father as a native doctor.
u are hit d nail on d head. leave d guy, he is even worst dan d chik palle. he just nids nairalanders to encourage him to do his evil intemtion but remember d chik palle will curse u if u jilted his daughter n there is no protection for u since u dont hav Christ in u, forget ur self-proclaim christian background. ME I DON TALK MY OWN OOO. embarassed

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Family / Re: Few Weeks To Wedding, Young Lady Jumps Down From Speeding Vehicle And Dies by kevinkod(m): 10:50am On Dec 17, 2014
Emmalot121:
Na her own palaver. sad Where was she rushing to?
if u dont hav something reasonable to say must u say something at all. She was somebody wife to be, some1 daughter or perhaps, bread winner to some and here u are saying rubish. Nawa oo! social media has turned many to unreasonable
......

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Celebrities / Re: President Jonathan Rocks D'banj's 'Beats By Dre' Headphone [photo] by kevinkod(m): 4:35pm On Dec 16, 2014
Me i prefer dis young handsome man to be my presido than .........jihadist. TEAM GEJ till 2019, till apchit stop propaganda. if u dont like my coment just without pretend as if u dont c it okkkkkk. lipsrsealed shocked

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Education / Re: What Subject Made You Feel Like This When You Were In School? by kevinkod(m): 9:00am On Dec 16, 2014
biology, after he don yan for like one hour plus, u will rite so tey u hand go dey comot water. SAJOCO days on my mind jare
Nairaland / General / Re: Oil Workers Are Not Going On Strike Nation-Wide - NUPENG President by kevinkod(m): 1:06am On Dec 15, 2014
I know dis kind news will APC e- warriors headache tomorrow morning. chai there is god ooo

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus At First Globally Igniting Africa Event In The US (Pictures) by kevinkod(m): 1:05pm On Dec 13, 2014
Iffffffy:
husband snatcher
Eeyaaaaa, pele oooo, na ur husband she snatched? orisirisi bad belle people.
Celebrities / Re: You Are "My Small god, My Better Half, My Jackie Chan" - Toyin Aimakhu To Hubby by kevinkod(m): 1:34pm On Dec 12, 2014
ur jackichan ke? when he will start panel beating u na here i go dey grin
Celebrities / Re: Comparism Between Patience Jonathan And Aisha Buhari by kevinkod(m): 1:07pm On Dec 12, 2014
Babaneh:
Aisha Buhari will never speak provocating and disgracing english like mama patience
have u heard speaking b4?
Jokes Etc / Re: Lagos Na Wa: Passengers Push Broken Down BRT Bus [photos] by kevinkod(m): 3:05pm On Dec 08, 2014
miqos02:
na wa nairaland people una no dey rest? haba
u waiting u con here for nairaland.
Crime / Re: Robbers In Abuja Shoot Widow In The Mouth For Resisting Rape [photo] by kevinkod(m): 11:21am On Dec 08, 2014
kennygee:
Abuja is a peaceful place, this is a shock.

So sad.

Meanwhile, Nyanya is not abuja but Nassarawa state, it is the outskirt.
how can u say yanyan is not abuja, nawa for all dis nairaland kids who dont knw rite from left n yet dey always want to coment.mtchewwww

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Julius Agwu & Basket Mouth's Wives In Swimsuits by kevinkod(m): 10:53am On Dec 08, 2014
[quote author=ask4bk post=28693698]So na here Ngozi go last weekend (my wife, middle with head band) and she told me she was going for Saturday Women Empowerment Prayer Group.

I dey wait u for house this evening. Thank God for Nairaland.

N/B I'm an international comedian based in Nigeria/Cameroun border. I'm becoming famous. Dis is more reason i gave u quit notice BOKO HARAMU guy.
Fashion / Re: Photos: Wizkid's Son Rocking Agbada by kevinkod(m): 7:23pm On Dec 06, 2014
Isiterere:
Repping yoruba to the core.


ALL IZZ WELL
bigot we know dem

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TV/Movies / Re: Lilian 'SexyLeeLee' - Nigeria's Contestant To Big Brother Africa by kevinkod(m): 3:40pm On Sep 24, 2014
[quote author=Aitee1] Just be urself wen the show begins come oct 5th...

Entertain us

No pretense

Get the diiiiiiiiiick if u're hornyyywink

No straffing or fingerinnnnng/self service under the sheet

Forget all these holier dan thou peeps on nl

If they got the opportunity they'll do worse tongue[/quote we know ur type. mtchewwwwq
Culture / Re: Mrs Dike An Igbo Citizen To Become The First Female OBA In Yoruba by kevinkod(m): 3:10pm On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=ezeagu]

Don't be silly.


who is more silly? He just told u d truth & u ar spewing out rubish. Her children can never b king, so get dat into ur head. If u want her children to b king u can give dem in ur village. (awon omo ahokuta ma mu omi)
Nairaland / General / Re: How Harsh Is The Harmattan Weather In Your State? by kevinkod(m): 5:00pm On Dec 19, 2013
I was in Ondo just dis last weekend and when people started complaining about it I said we hav not started experiencing it at Abuja but since I got back on Monday evening i have been having running nose. D thing is realy driving me crazy.

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Fashion / Re: Weavon For Balding Men (Pics) by kevinkod(m): 11:17pm On Dec 10, 2013
itsIYKE: *LAUGHING MY TEETH OFF*


from today pls dont put dat pix again. seriously I nearly vomit

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Wale's Nigerian family by kevinkod(m): 10:00pm On Dec 03, 2013
[quote author=Airforce1]I knew south west people go hijack dis thread....


@Airforce1, u just dont fail to disapoint. Must u bring tribalism into dis?
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Wale's Nigerian family by kevinkod(m): 9:56pm On Dec 03, 2013
[quote author=Airforce1]Does dis guy sends money back home for his parents upkeep?

Cuz they look like an abandoned projects if u ask me.


grin @abandoned project grin
Sometimes I surprise myself

Tank God u said u suprise urself becos u just spewed out rubish. mtchewww, olodo omo
Fashion / Re: Wearing Socks With Native Attire. Hit Or Miss? by kevinkod(m): 9:14pm On Dec 03, 2013
I thought its only our aboki brothers dat like it dat way. But seriously, its a BIG miss.

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Religion / Re: Kumuyi - Why The Church Is Called Deeper Christian Life Ministry - by kevinkod(m): 4:14pm On Nov 28, 2013
ngozievergreen: The man sounds simple but all adult deeper lifers I knew while growing up were wicked and unnecessarily strict.
They shd learn from him

Maybe u mean d few u met, but not all of them. All I can say is dat they are very disciplinarians who believe in obeying rules and regulations no matter hw hard and difficult they ar which make many like u to term them wicked.

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Phones / Re: Airtel's Poor Data Service by kevinkod(m): 4:05pm On Nov 25, 2013
If u ar unable to enjoy ur airtel data it might probably because of ur area or location. I hav tried all networks but airtel seems to be d best among dem, even here in abuja. I always enjoy it both @ home (Yanyan) and in office @ Area11 (Garki)
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by kevinkod(m): 4:32pm On Nov 16, 2013
I don vex for dis match. Y must d ref. favour nigeria wit questionable penalty, wit or without ref favour nigeria go still beat dem sily. nosensiiii
Science/Technology / Re: Full Eclipse Of The Sun In Nigeria (Picture) by kevinkod(m): 7:05pm On Nov 03, 2013
[quote author=Black vampire]I stood under d sun 4 hours waitin 4 d eclipse..tinking dat d gods of my ancestors will deliver me from poverty....bt instead i got sun burns.



Eyaaaa! sory u hear!! But u shld knw beta nah dat wit ur colour ur not supose stay under sun waitng for one ECLIPSE. I bind spirit of poverty in u by fire. But sory 4 d burnt sha.
Health / Re: Share Your Birthcontrol Experiences Pls by kevinkod(m): 9:15pm On Oct 30, 2013
[quote author=illitrate]remove it. tell your hubby to commot him prick when him wan cumm or pushan comot when he don dey shout aaah eeeeh uuush.


ur username said it all. but i told u to always take ur drugs b4 comimg to dis forum. well, no problem u go meet for houe nah.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Sentenced To Death For Drug Trafficking In Vietnam by kevinkod(m): 10:22pm On Oct 29, 2013
case. Nonesense.
Halt what?! They've been warned
already. NO DRUG TRAFFICKING!!! If
you decide not to heed to warnings
then you face the penalty.


Na so my bros
Business / Re: Tinubu's Daughter Crowned Iyaloja Of Lagos by kevinkod(m): 10:13pm On Oct 29, 2013
[quote author=Big4wig]Just imagine,i heard some parts of lagos were shut down even d business area Like as if dis crown will make me a dim richer....mtshww....abeg read below & see what happened to me yesterday
.

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You won't believe what happened to
me yesterday night.
I was coming back from somewhere
around 9pm when i saw this beautiful
damsel approaching me.
She has the the beatiful face of
Beyonce,
The sumptious lips of Angelina Jolie,
The backside like that of Kim
Kardashian,
The curves were like that of Mercy
Johnson,
She got the height like that of Angela
Okorie,
Her eyes were as beautiful as that of Ini
Edo,
She got the forehead of Rihanna,
With bumper front package like that of
Cossy Orjiakor.
She was looking innocent like
Gennevieve Nnaji.
I knew i had to talk to her, it will be the
greatest mistake if i allow her pass
without talking. So i said
"Hi"
She didn't replied but she smiled.. So i
continued
"My name is Ocha, i will love to talk to
you but am in a hurry right now, pls
can i get your contact so that i can call
you for us to meet?"
She smiled again and said
"Ok, ZERO HATE ZERO, TIRI TIRI HATE,
SEFUN TWO TIRI, NOI NOI.. NA MY
HENTIHEN LINE BE DIS. YOU WANT MY
SAIN LINE?"
I fainted!!


Big4wig u no go kil person
Sports / Re: Rabiu Ibrahim May Quit Football by kevinkod(m): 3:17pm On Oct 22, 2013
[quote author=Yunglord111]Last to comment. Thread cllosed.

mtchewwwwwwww. which kind human being be dis self. olodo rapata.

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