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Crime › Re: Owner Of Stolen TV Sends Bees To Retrieve It (Video) by keymatt(m): 5:44pm On Oct 25, 2024
We need this Bee-AntiTheft Technology set up against Tinubu's agbadorian regime. cheesy grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Another Donald Trump’s Presidency Is Bad For Africa By Julius Ogunro by keymatt(m): 6:35pm On Oct 24, 2024
Another low budget analyst sponsored by tifnubu. grin grin grin
We Nigerians say NO to advocates of gay and LGBT mentally deranged people. cool
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy A80 For Sale by keymatt(m): 10:56am On Oct 14, 2024
N150,000
Politics › Re: JUST IN: Pain Manufacturer Tinubu Hikes Petrol Prices Yet Again by keymatt(m): 1:56pm On Oct 09, 2024
More cheap oyel for agbadorians grin grin cheesy
Crime › Re: Criminal “ Naija Spider-man “ Arrested ! Reveals His Methods. (video) by keymatt(m): 1:35pm On Oct 08, 2024
grin grin grin looks like one local urchiin. As economy hot, na to commit crime maintain themselves go be urchiins next option. grin grin grin
Technology Market › Re: HP Elitebook 840 G3 14" Notebook For Sale by keymatt(m): 1:33pm On Oct 08, 2024
No specifications.
Which kind advert be dis huh
Politics › Re: Who Will Rescue Nigerians From Tinubu In 2027? by keymatt(m): 1:14pm On Oct 08, 2024
Godfullsam:
Don't be silly

What made him a Yoruba best candidate?
How many yorubas voted for him (do your findings, balablu lost 42% of Yoruba votes)
Such a person cannot be seen as the best Yoruba candidate just because he is a Yoruba man. Obasanjo was also a Yoruba man remember.

The only way to restle power from these evil and self centered oldies is for Nigerians to shun tribalism and regional/religion sentiments and present a credible candidate who is neither a Yoruba, hausas nor igbo.

But if continue to recycle incompetents like obi, Atiku and kwakwanso to contend with balablu, we are only wasting our time.
True talk brother. 👍
Politics › Re: Most Nigerians In Lebanon Reluctant To Return Home Amid Conflict - FG by keymatt(m): 8:35pm On Oct 07, 2024
Who want to come to Nigeria and be seeing this face huh

Politics › Re: Most Nigerians In Lebanon Reluctant To Return Home Amid Conflict - FG by keymatt(m): 8:30pm On Oct 07, 2024
Who go blame dem huh Me sef I no go come. I rather take my chances in Lebanon than face hunger and death under tifnubu regime.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Muslim Countries That Can Destroy Israel Within 72 Hours by keymatt(m): 11:43pm On Oct 01, 2024
For more jokes, text Biodun to 419. grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Those With Spiritual Eyes, Please Share Your Thoughts On This Matter by keymatt(m): 9:15pm On Sep 29, 2024
With what Op wrote about the woman's conduct and behavior, I believe the woman is a witch. Tell your husband to anoint his office and declare Holy Ghost fire in and around the office. He must triple his prayer life against any temptation from the witch.
He must by any means necessary stay away from the witch.
Phones › Re: Oppo Reno 2F Unboxing And Review After 1 Month Of Use by keymatt(m): 3:08pm On Sep 27, 2024
My phone cool
How much is the phone sef today huh
Business › Re: Hamster Kombat Funny Memes by keymatt(m): 1:57pm On Sep 27, 2024
At least the N27,000 wey I get don comot the recharge card wey I spend for taping. cool

Up Hamster Kombat!!! cool
Politics › Re: SGF Lists Tinubu’s Achievements Ahead Independence Celebration by keymatt(m): 4:26pm On Sep 26, 2024
CyrusVI:
cheesy

One has to be mentally dumb and very dishonest to conclude that PBAT isnt and hasnt been doing much

Evidence full everywhere, Proofs full ground, na just these Economic reforms make the whole thing be like this

We are almost there tho. A peep into the future will give you a wide smile

God Bless PBAT
How much dem pay you to sell your soul to agbado huh grin
Politics › Re: SGF Lists Tinubu’s Achievements Ahead Independence Celebration by keymatt(m): 4:25pm On Sep 26, 2024
For more tifnubu jokes, text agbado master to 419. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: This topic has been removed by keymatt(m): 10:26am On Sep 24, 2024
Interesting.
Crime › Re: P. Diddy Is Prince Hall And Prince Hall Is P. Diddy by keymatt(m): 10:20am On Sep 24, 2024
Ntigha:
COCK & BULL TALES !!!🥱
Wake up and smell the coffee. What OP is sharing has been exposed undercover agents of US secret services. I've seen a detailed video of a CIA agent as far back as the 80s giving a breakdown revelation of what the wicked in high places do with children. They torture, sodomize, use and kill little infants and children for their blood. These wicked people are behind the disappearance of millions of children across America and the world at large.
Crime › Re: P. Diddy Is Prince Hall And Prince Hall Is P. Diddy by keymatt(m): 10:15am On Sep 24, 2024
We are waiting for your update @Op. 👍
Celebrities › Re: Between Michael Jackson And CR7 Who Is More Popular? by keymatt(m): 5:10pm On Sep 21, 2024
What! Celindion and West life more popular than Michael Jackson huh Who gave this child android phone huh grin grin
Phones › Re: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by keymatt(m): 10:28pm On Sep 17, 2024
foryourcase:
Withdrawal ends tomorrow, hope you know. If you chose binance as your withdrawal option, then it should be in your account already
There's no binance in the options. Imagine with over 25,000 dogs to go like that huh Is there a way to choose external exchanges apart from on chain wallets?
Politics › Re: Let's Recognize Some Nairalanders Who Saw The Future by keymatt(m): 11:59am On Sep 17, 2024
ezegold4we:
The South east people remains the most intelligent and understands the political and economic atmosphere More than any other region since 1999 till date,

In 1999, they voted obasanjo
In 2003, they supposed obj again
In 2007, They voted yaradua
In 2011, they voted Jonathan
In 2015, they supported GEJ again
In 2019,they voted Atiku, Atiku won but Buhari and yakubu manipulated the results,
In 2023,they voted Peter OBi, obi won the election but Tinubu bought the election
through yakubu Mahmud

Nigerians, if una want become wise and smart politically and economically, you guy's should always toe same line with south east people, that's the Only panacea For your political and economic freedom.
To be honest, History will be very kind to Igbos. They and others are the only people who believe in economic development that will be beneficial for everyone not just a section few. I rather align myself to Igbos politically and economically than side with those who have a nack for supporting corrupt and wicked leaders.
Waiting for the urchiin that will call me Igbo. grin grin grin
Phones › Re: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by keymatt(m): 11:24am On Sep 17, 2024
Who withdrew dogs coin to binance here? I still haven't withdrawn mine due to phone issue.
Travel › Re: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by keymatt(m): 3:44pm On Sep 16, 2024
nedekid:
Last week of August. Seems was in an accident.
https://www.youtube.com/live/VucU-YoC3Ks?si=NXU0VewpFE8aZlP8
My Goodness sad cry sad sad
Travel › Re: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by keymatt(m): 12:10pm On Sep 16, 2024
nedekid:
Gazzuz was buried last week. God bless his soul.
What?!!!!! When did he passed onhuh
Travel › Re: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by keymatt(m): 12:07pm On Sep 16, 2024
iichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] RIP Gazzuzz [/color]
What happened to Gazzuzzhuh Hope he's well
Politics › Re: Ever Since I Relocated Abroad, I Keep Dreaming Of Being In Nigeria- Nigerian Man by keymatt(m): 9:26pm On Sep 14, 2024
Village people at work grin grin grin
Phones › Re: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by keymatt(m): 9:21pm On Sep 14, 2024
DeeScan:
Are they back on ??

When is the launching date??

I abandoned mine for like two months nw ..
Better activate your hamster mining before you chew your finger tomorrow.
Phones › Re: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by keymatt(m): 9:18pm On Sep 14, 2024
2cribz:
I'm regretting dogs,I slept on dogs,I only tapped 8k and got 8 dollars.e dey pain me
Which wallet did you use to withdraw your dog coins? I haven't withdrawn mine since my phone screen spoiled.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kamala Harris Will Advance Lesbian & Gay Rights- Running Mate by keymatt(m): 1:06pm On Sep 13, 2024
Gays and Lesbians have been designated psychologically as mentally insane. A vote for Kamala is a vote for insanity and the mentally deranged. These same group of people also support abortion.
Food › Re: Man Collapses On Road Due To Hunger, Good Samaritans Help Him With Food by keymatt(m): 12:57pm On Sep 13, 2024
donphilopus:
While Godswill Akpabio was building a world-class stadium in Uyo, another governor was building a brewery for his people to get drunk. Today the governor who built a brewery for his people to get drunk is the best thing since sliced bread. Most people lack sense in this country.
Brewery is better than cocain pushing as specialized by your agbado master/drug baron in chief of Nigeria. grin
Business › Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,655/$ In Parallel Market by keymatt(m): 9:02am On Sep 13, 2024
Taich:
.

You will never see them here.
Flood in Maidugiri
Apc Ans. Where is Peter Obi.

Food cost is rising.
Apc Ans. Where is Peter Obi.

Bandits are sacking villages and imposing tax on citizen.
Apc Ans. Peter Obi will never be President

Apc are living in fools Pradise.
You Sabi dem urchiins well well. grin cheesy grin

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