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Foreign AffairsRe: Muslim Countries That Can Destroy Israel Within 72 Hours by keymatt(m): 11:43pm On Oct 01, 2024
For more jokes, text Biodun to 419. grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Those With Spiritual Eyes, Please Share Your Thoughts On This Matter by keymatt(m): 9:15pm On Sep 29, 2024
With what Op wrote about the woman's conduct and behavior, I believe the woman is a witch. Tell your husband to anoint his office and declare Holy Ghost fire in and around the office. He must triple his prayer life against any temptation from the witch.
He must by any means necessary stay away from the witch.
PhonesRe: Oppo Reno 2F Unboxing And Review After 1 Month Of Use by keymatt(m): 3:08pm On Sep 27, 2024
My phone cool
How much is the phone sef today huh
BusinessRe: Hamster Kombat Funny Memes by keymatt(m): 1:57pm On Sep 27, 2024
At least the N27,000 wey I get don comot the recharge card wey I spend for taping. cool

Up Hamster Kombat!!! cool
PoliticsRe: SGF Lists Tinubu’s Achievements Ahead Independence Celebration by keymatt(m): 4:26pm On Sep 26, 2024
CyrusVI:
cheesy

One has to be mentally dumb and very dishonest to conclude that PBAT isnt and hasnt been doing much

Evidence full everywhere, Proofs full ground, na just these Economic reforms make the whole thing be like this

We are almost there tho. A peep into the future will give you a wide smile

God Bless PBAT
How much dem pay you to sell your soul to agbado huh grin
PoliticsRe: SGF Lists Tinubu’s Achievements Ahead Independence Celebration by keymatt(m): 4:25pm On Sep 26, 2024
For more tifnubu jokes, text agbado master to 419. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: This topic has been removed by keymatt(m): 10:26am On Sep 24, 2024
Interesting.
CrimeRe: P. Diddy Is Prince Hall And Prince Hall Is P. Diddy by keymatt(m): 10:20am On Sep 24, 2024
Ntigha:
COCK & BULL TALES !!!🥱
Wake up and smell the coffee. What OP is sharing has been exposed undercover agents of US secret services. I've seen a detailed video of a CIA agent as far back as the 80s giving a breakdown revelation of what the wicked in high places do with children. They torture, sodomize, use and kill little infants and children for their blood. These wicked people are behind the disappearance of millions of children across America and the world at large.
CrimeRe: P. Diddy Is Prince Hall And Prince Hall Is P. Diddy by keymatt(m): 10:15am On Sep 24, 2024
We are waiting for your update @Op. 👍
CelebritiesRe: Between Michael Jackson And CR7 Who Is More Popular? by keymatt(m): 5:10pm On Sep 21, 2024
What! Celindion and West life more popular than Michael Jackson huh Who gave this child android phone huh grin grin
PhonesRe: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by keymatt(m): 10:28pm On Sep 17, 2024
foryourcase:
Withdrawal ends tomorrow, hope you know. If you chose binance as your withdrawal option, then it should be in your account already
There's no binance in the options. Imagine with over 25,000 dogs to go like that huh Is there a way to choose external exchanges apart from on chain wallets?
PoliticsRe: Let's Recognize Some Nairalanders Who Saw The Future by keymatt(m): 11:59am On Sep 17, 2024
ezegold4we:
The South east people remains the most intelligent and understands the political and economic atmosphere More than any other region since 1999 till date,

In 1999, they voted obasanjo
In 2003, they supposed obj again
In 2007, They voted yaradua
In 2011, they voted Jonathan
In 2015, they supported GEJ again
In 2019,they voted Atiku, Atiku won but Buhari and yakubu manipulated the results,
In 2023,they voted Peter OBi, obi won the election but Tinubu bought the election
through yakubu Mahmud

Nigerians, if una want become wise and smart politically and economically, you guy's should always toe same line with south east people, that's the Only panacea For your political and economic freedom.
To be honest, History will be very kind to Igbos. They and others are the only people who believe in economic development that will be beneficial for everyone not just a section few. I rather align myself to Igbos politically and economically than side with those who have a nack for supporting corrupt and wicked leaders.
Waiting for the urchiin that will call me Igbo. grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by keymatt(m): 11:24am On Sep 17, 2024
Who withdrew dogs coin to binance here? I still haven't withdrawn mine due to phone issue.
TravelRe: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by keymatt(m): 3:44pm On Sep 16, 2024
nedekid:
Last week of August. Seems was in an accident.
https://www.youtube.com/live/VucU-YoC3Ks?si=NXU0VewpFE8aZlP8
My Goodness sad cry sad sad
TravelRe: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by keymatt(m): 12:10pm On Sep 16, 2024
nedekid:
Gazzuz was buried last week. God bless his soul.
What?!!!!! When did he passed onhuh
TravelRe: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by keymatt(m): 12:07pm On Sep 16, 2024
iichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] RIP Gazzuzz [/color]
What happened to Gazzuzzhuh Hope he's well
PoliticsRe: Ever Since I Relocated Abroad, I Keep Dreaming Of Being In Nigeria- Nigerian Man by keymatt(m): 9:26pm On Sep 14, 2024
Village people at work grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by keymatt(m): 9:21pm On Sep 14, 2024
DeeScan:
Are they back on ??

When is the launching date??

I abandoned mine for like two months nw ..
Better activate your hamster mining before you chew your finger tomorrow.
PhonesRe: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by keymatt(m): 9:18pm On Sep 14, 2024
2cribz:
I'm regretting dogs,I slept on dogs,I only tapped 8k and got 8 dollars.e dey pain me
Which wallet did you use to withdraw your dog coins? I haven't withdrawn mine since my phone screen spoiled.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kamala Harris Will Advance Lesbian & Gay Rights- Running Mate by keymatt(m): 1:06pm On Sep 13, 2024
Gays and Lesbians have been designated psychologically as mentally insane. A vote for Kamala is a vote for insanity and the mentally deranged. These same group of people also support abortion.
FoodRe: Man Collapses On Road Due To Hunger, Good Samaritans Help Him With Food by keymatt(m): 12:57pm On Sep 13, 2024
donphilopus:
While Godswill Akpabio was building a world-class stadium in Uyo, another governor was building a brewery for his people to get drunk. Today the governor who built a brewery for his people to get drunk is the best thing since sliced bread. Most people lack sense in this country.
Brewery is better than cocain pushing as specialized by your agbado master/drug baron in chief of Nigeria. grin
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To N1,655/$ In Parallel Market by keymatt(m): 9:02am On Sep 13, 2024
Taich:
.

You will never see them here.
Flood in Maidugiri
Apc Ans. Where is Peter Obi.

Food cost is rising.
Apc Ans. Where is Peter Obi.

Bandits are sacking villages and imposing tax on citizen.
Apc Ans. Peter Obi will never be President

Apc are living in fools Pradise.
You Sabi dem urchiins well well. grin cheesy grin
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To N1,655/$ In Parallel Market by keymatt(m): 8:41am On Sep 13, 2024
Taich:
Peter Obi will never be president.
Says the local urchiin standing with tifnubu on empty stomach. grin
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To N1,655/$ In Parallel Market by keymatt(m): 8:39am On Sep 13, 2024
Let's all blame binance for destroying the naira - Agbadorians cheesy grin grin cheesy
CrimeRe: Pastor Stabs Wife To Death In Anambra (Photo) by keymatt(m): 6:50pm On Sep 11, 2024
yarimo:
Unfortunate women affairs minister won't say anything about it, because it happened in anambra state undecided
You no dey tire with this your agbadorian urchiin workhuh
CelebritiesRe: James Earl Jones Dies At 93 by keymatt(m): 9:10am On Sep 10, 2024
Roscoe Jinkens and Coming to America. sad
RIP
PoliticsRe: How Turji’s Gang Accessed Military Vehicle In Zamfara Forest by keymatt(m): 2:54pm On Sep 02, 2024
Gustavowhite:
It’s been a while I have see “this Government will favour me and my family”

What happened?
Hunger happened grin grin grin
CrimeRe: BREAKING: Police Declare Briton Wanted Over Plot To ‘overthrow’ Tinubu by keymatt(m): 2:01pm On Sep 02, 2024
CyrusVI:
See wetin u dey write for public forum and you're even passing it like a statement of fact

I used to think Obidients like trolling for the fun of it but it seems you guys really mean it and those laughable comment form you guys is the peak of your knowledge


Chijioke, I hope you can defend this through...
Why are you local urchiins always bitter about Obidients huh Is it us that forced you to vote the natural disaster Eyeneck smuggled to Aso Rock huh cheesy
CrimeRe: BREAKING: Police Declare Briton Wanted Over Plot To ‘overthrow’ Tinubu by keymatt(m): 1:55pm On Sep 02, 2024
Abgado master and fear is like 5 & 6 cheesy
That Briton should be awarded world's most compassionate citizen for trying to save lives in Nigeria. cool
PoliticsRe: Asiwaju Lawyers Drag Bandits To Court For Defaming Tinubu On Tiktok by keymatt(m): 1:52pm On Aug 28, 2024
Real Headline: A lawyer/local urchinn drag terrorists to court for insulting Tinubu. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai, Kamala Harris And Nigerian Politicians’ Hypocrisy - Kabir-Yesbit by keymatt(m): 1:41pm On Aug 28, 2024
RodgersAkpafu:
trump no fit win
Says the local urchinn that has never seen aeroplane physically in his entire life. grin

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