₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Regionalism have indirectly started under this government as government establishment which used to be concentrated in one region/zone is now being distributed across the regions.

The Aviation, The law, the tax reform bill and other things .

We have confidence in the administration of president Tinubu

https://www.nairaland.com/7170731/shettima-should-best-vp-tinubu

This jobless boy again

That Miyeti Allah, a very terrible Terrorist organization is not proscribed by tifnubu regime shows that Nigeria under APC is nothing but murderers den where killings is a way of life.

Ojuntana:
On behalf of our asylum, we want to apologise for the break out that occurred at our most dangerous facility.

Some of the inmates that broke out stole the phones of unsuspecting staff before they climbed our high-wired fence to make their escape.

A particular one of the escapees is notorious for typing on the wall while he was secluded in one of the darkest rooms.

He is our most difficult patient as he slips in and out of delusions and delirium interchangeably.

Some of the symptoms we've been managing with him is writing long letters to people who don't know him about people who are unaware of his existence on a subject he is not consequential enough to have an opinion about.

Lately, we got an Indian doctor to check him out and the prognosis is not encouraging.

We were in the process of trying out a renowned Dibia when he joined his fellow inmates to break into the streets.

Please anywhere you see him, do not converse with him or reply to his tirades.

He is considered highly volatile, unstable and dangerous.

Contact the nearest police and get the strongest rope to tie him down if you can.

He's liable to bite.

Thank you

Another frustrated tifnubu urchiin again
Obi is really giving these urchiins sleepless nights 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My question to you urchiins is this: Can a serial thief enforce law and order

While tifnubu's frustrated urchiins ravaged by hunger are left to manage 30k per month.

For more jokes, text tifnubu to 419

Anthony287:
na road side agent around you or u can see them in the market mine dae market

I tried doing mine at airtel office in 2019 after I forgot my phone in the bus in 2018, just about 5 months after and the airtel official claimed it's not possible to do welcome back after more than 3 months.

Make una no blame am, he's just learning from tifnubu's "Snatch it, grab it and runaway with it" philosophy.

Anthony287:
I don retrieve am now

Wow, how did you go about it?

Dtruthspeaker:
It's right there in the Bible. You only need to look and see how Satan operates and what he has done before. And then you will see the pattern.

Look at it the bible said "That the sons of God saw.."

Who made them see?

Understanding the Bible comes with careful guidance of the Holy Spirit. Your post is pure human doctrine that totally contradicts the Bible. God is not the Author of confusion.

Something tells me this is how op look in real life...

Kobojunkie:
Genesis 3 vs 15 makes absolutely no mention of a Satan but here you are adding the mention as it pleases you. 🤔

One thing is for a fact and that is that religion including Christianity is a scheme designed by men as a tool with which to defraud and also rob other men of their ability to comprehend and also reason critically about regarding most every thing. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

The bolded shows you don't even understand what you're saying let alone understand the Bible.
Christianity is not a religion, it's life and the Bible is not a novel but a written word of God inspired by the Holy Spirit.

Dtruthspeaker:
You are right in Satan looks for ways to corrupt man eg his sex with Eve and now murderers and evil filled the earth.

Second time, he invited angels to join him in doing what he did with Eve and now giants were born.

Third time we see him corrupt Abraham's seed by using Sarah to get him to lay with Haggai and now we have a terrorist problem.

But you are wrong in impugning sin on the angels whose sin only began because they heeded to Satan like female Adam did in coming down unauthorizingly to then thereafter lay with women. Which clearly means that they did not rape them but wooed and finally fornicated with them.

Which I now see this was done to promote fornication as the bible only said lay and not that they married them.

So they are the first people to create the evil tradition and sin of baby mamaism. (No wonder God is very very angry with them)

And remember in the past the only way you could have sex with a woman was to marry her but Satan seeing that he was not having much success in this area, got the angels to come down (knowing women like better especially to be better than her neighbor would fall for them as they did with him,Satan) and expectedly angels will definitely be able to convince a woman to have sex where men failed.

Thereby fulfilling Satan's plans of corrupting humans and teaching them to fornicate and teaching them that they can run away if the silly woman gets pregnant.

And also laying the law of "are you a virgin? since you slept with Uche, then give me my own now". Monkey see, monkey do!

Omo which book did you get this story

Augustine2244:
Thanks 🙏.
Same to you brother.

A lot so called Christians especially nairalanders don't even understand what you wrote. That's shows you how ignorant they're about the word of God.
If they understood Gen 3:15, they'll understand Satan's foolish attempt to corrupt human beings through hybrids, exactly as you commented.

New King James Version
And I will put enmity Between you and the woman, And between your seed and her Seed; He shall bruise your head, And you shall bruise His heel.”
Gen 3:15

yarimo:
that is very commendable from the landlord, he is just careful from rent to I am the owner of the whole building 😆😆

Psychiatric personel should carry this one to their maximum security ward before he starts chasing people naked on the streets. ☝️

Waiting for frustrated tifnubu urchiins to come and tell Op on why it is wrong to go abroad but stay and develop Nigeria.

meobizy:
The difference between children on Nairaland and illiterates is that children here can write. Both parties are equally ignorant. During NYSC service, I was shocked to hear a graduate comment “why is a woman tall and lean while her blood brother is short and burly? Are you sure they are siblings?” Two days ago on Nairaland, a child who I suppose passed JSCE commented that baboons are apes and are closely linked to humans. All the ChatGPT, MetaAI and the likes easily accessible on phones haven’t dented the rate of ignorance in this forum or the country as a whole.

Are you a short girl

Yima13:
if you registered it with your nin, you can welcome back your Sim.

How is it possible to do welcome back when validity is 3 months

Augustine2244:
They were angels who sided with Lucifer in his rebellion against God and in line with the mission of polluting the human race, descended to earth, acquired human bodies and married human women.
The result was the hybrid offspring, half angel half human called NEPHILIM.
These beings were gigantic in stature and caused much trouble and chaos among humans and fostered the increase in sin in the world.
The aim of this copulating of angels with human women is to absolutely pollute the human race so much to prevent the Coming of The Seed( Jesus Christ) who would come to bring Mankind into reconciliation and fellowship with God.
Lucifer and his fallen angels felt that if they can get the entire human populace to be corrupted in sin, God's Purpose of Sending the Seed would be thwarted, since He would have to use a righteous person.
So Lucifer intensified his actions of increasing sin on earth and ensured its spread throughout the world through his lieutenant generals_, The Principalities and Powers.
But there was a man_Noah who with his family didn't come under Satan's influence of sin.
While Satan was focusing on spreading sin and corrupting the seed of mankind,he overlooked Noah and his family.
When God decided to destroy the world,He preserved Noah and his family.
Satan and his team were extremely glad over God's decision to destroy mankind over sin.
They felt that they have succeeded since there would then be no human lineage from the Seed would come.
But Satan being the perpetual fool never knew that God will have the last laugh.

Your head get oil 👍

Reno is very hungry for tifnubu appointment.

See two wonderful presidential materials, unlike the international thief and the most corrupt man in the world who came through the window.

Lifestone:
Say Igbos mocked PBAT, don't package it as if it's a Nigerian thing. It's still a carryover hatred from the election disappointment the names above are largely Obedients.
I'm not a fan of PBAT, but I like Leaders with hard balls who can take hard and difficult decisions, very unlike the sisi called GEJ that couldn't remove the useless fuel subsidy because Tinubu was protesting.

Since dem Tinubu and Co vandalized your brain in 2014, you urchiins never had anything sensible to comment apart from praising and defending corrupt people.

Two parallel lines, one fact: Tifnubu may be ''this day'' man of the year in Nigeria (bribery), but sane people internationally regards him as the most CORRUPT man in the world.

Urchiins can do anything including living inside sewage drain to promote their master thief.

On behalf of we well behaved citizens of Nigeria, we believe the report has been rigged to favor Tinubu. As far as we're concerned, the mandate thief is the number 1 corrupt man in the world.

After their master came out as the most corrupt ruler in the world, his urchiins wasted no time in begging a nobody on Twitter to launder the already battered image of tifnubu.
This goes to show how urchiins will do anything to promote the mandate thief even if it means licking gutter and bathing inside sewage water.







Zombies will never change.

helinues:
Boring life is what can make one to be trolling others senselessly

Look at this one that sees Peter Obi in his dream everyday calling others troll.

This is a graphic example of how urchiins behave in their society! Most them are thieves
They screamed and threw tantrums at Goodluck Jonathan as if he's the first thief in Nigeria. Only for Buhari & tifnubu to make GEJ a new born baby in corruption.
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No wonder they support thieves. don't be surprised this guy here is either Helinues or Yarimo. They love thieves

When they say it's a lie, then it's true. APC have no truth in their DNA.