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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:37am On Nov 24, 2015

BoiGrammz:
Who send me come enter 20naira bus now?? See queue abeg.

You for come use my range enter school na undecided

You sha want make Temmi use you do morning of a hundred laugh abi undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:20am On Nov 24, 2015

BoiGrammz:
Hmm, They do. Honestly, let me tell you my mind, after our misunderstanding i disliked your online personality and not everything about you because you might be a real cool hommie in reality so i won't conclude yet till i meet you. I have had misunderstandings with alot of people here is it khassy? EinsteinPG? Wheesin? Dygeasy? Even Yungmilio2 himself? Even on this thread, i am talking about temmi001. No relationship is perfect not even between siamese twins! We resolved the issues and moved on to greater levels now we are tight friends... Most expecially Khassy and Wheesin (whom i took as an arch rival then), if i don't see these niggas in a while i don't feel easy. In your own case, i extended the olive branch but you felt too big to accept it as a result of pride and arrogance. Like i said earlier, i won't blacklist list you yet because most girls tend to display that "i get mouth" attitude on the net while they are angels to behold in reality, so case adjourned till we meet in campus by God's grace.
I don't normal care about stuffs like this but you were trying to make me look like the bad egg here so i had to defend myself.

Senoritacristo good morning ma

cc
khassy
temmi001
wheesin
agent9

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:20am On Nov 24, 2015

BoiGrammz:
No wonder rain is falling, khassy and rkarang online.. dem don win free credit for fastest fingas for Raypower fm

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:24pm On Nov 23, 2015

Temmi001:
You still dy school. Help us confirm this list thing abeg. It's unfortunate I came home earlier today, would have confirmed Asap

I jus comot Tanks now... I wan go see my paddy for garin alimi

Make idgaf confirm am Abeg he still d school

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:23pm On Nov 23, 2015

Temmi001:
uncompleted report. U wan help me?

Which kind report... If na report of the latest happening in Tanke den I can help out if not.... undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:12pm On Nov 23, 2015

Temmi001:
I Just dy look u

Kilowa

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:06pm On Nov 23, 2015

MzLarem:
I left it in bed..I can always go back 2 take it.

U left urs in heaven.

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:06pm On Nov 23, 2015

lotusflower:
Khassy,wire d money into my acc asap.
Bank:Awoof is d way bank of nigeria
Acc no:0123456789
Acc name:haywhy911 lotusflower

My dear,js hang in there a little more and bio wud soon b over. God is ur strenght
Fighting!

You want to be #AbubaarAudu'd abi undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:06pm On Nov 23, 2015

Temmi001:
LOL, Money isn't the problem na. Please, see khassy, he's my PA. He'll pay you.
But then, can you convince me You'll offer better services than MzLarem? Haywhy911, guy, na Biology I wan do na. It's not funny going through biology again. It makes me wanna puke. GideonG does really understand my BiosLogosPhobic Nature.

Ur account is dormant madam undecided

BTW if you mess up jus know you not taking any paycheck home undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:03pm On Nov 23, 2015

MzLarem:
shebi na u white..go nd tender ur case b4 God nw.

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 12:37pm On Nov 23, 2015

GideonG:
I understand u perfectly bosslady, as a former engine boi, I abhor biology too! The last time I did biology was in my neco ssce, I never did biology in uni and will neva do it in UIL. Maths and Physics sure 4 me, cos dey got much love.

If na CSC you wan enter ready for some stupid biology courses ooo undecided

Plb101

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 11:10am On Nov 23, 2015

greatscholar:
lols......lwkm.......khassy u tooo funny oooo.........u nd d guy get counter b4.........u no go lectures ni

I d one class like that jare.... D class iyaf tire me serf undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:54am On Nov 23, 2015

In heuys voice
That nigga audu or dafuq his name is is dead and that's some good news to real niggaz... angry

That nigga was from my village and I tell you the dawg ain't nice at all undecided

The only tin that would have happened if he had won and was alive was the fact that kogi would have sunken deeper in poverty and underdevelopment than during the days of Ogbe... And he'll probably have taken the whole village to Dubai... Birch ass nigga undecided

Guess he messed with the wrong niggaz and he got a taste of his own medicine ... Would have been glad to have shot the nigga, woken him from the dead and used a blunt razor to rekill him woken the nigga again and given him a tombstone piledriver to send him straight to the Mariana's trench angry

Glad he died undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 6:10am On Nov 23, 2015

MzLarem:
Lolz..u're from everywhere in d world..No wonder they said ur skin color is chocolate.

Temmi001 skin Looks more like dudu osun soap to me.. undecided

Anyways all of una na charcoal... I no even sabi who spend more time for fire between two of una.... undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 6:07am On Nov 23, 2015

MzLarem:
Lolz..khassy nd co re d satelite..me,I'll be a staylite..nd if u nd senoritacristo can still be here,I can't leave u guys.

Did you leave your sense in bed again undecided

Satelitte korh... Space ship in angry

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 6:05am On Nov 23, 2015

Temmi001:
and khassy dy enter 40naira simplimove. Abeg

Be like your weyrey dn enter 4G LTE today abi huh

.... Ever see me for korope or simplimove before huh

#TeamCab...#TeamPrivateCarOwners

In other news

Washing my ride for tomorrow ride to school (haters gon hate undecided

)

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 6:00am On Nov 23, 2015

Temmi001:
na our boiz get ride pass. I no fit shout.

And dem no fit buy you common 6k phone... All those weyrey using their papa motor to be doing Shakur undecided

Mtchewwwweeeeee undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:59am On Nov 23, 2015

Temmi001:
where is Mzlarem na.
Khassy, na dat 20naira motor u go enter for oke odo tomorrow?
Boigrammz

You go soon chop slap

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:58am On Nov 23, 2015

haytripple:
lol,,I no sabi u bt I saw khassy...

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 5:51am On Nov 23, 2015

IQDONABLE:
Bossy, I hail oooo. After you, na you ooo

Konyinu d whine me you hear undecided

How ya side na grin

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:52pm On Nov 22, 2015

Temmi001:
Make una contribute for me maa buy 6k android phone. Ah dan taya for dz c2 abeg.

Here look like Unilorin MFB abi
undecided

Btw all those broke and poverty stricken engine boiz no fit buy you 6k android phone huh

If you ever compare those poverty stricken boys to my faculty fresh guys again ehn... undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:43pm On Nov 22, 2015

[quote author=boombay post=40299866]khassy..i swear na unilorin cause all this yawa... I don taya sef...

I just travel go nassarawa state go chill small[/qquote

My hood

Where at nasarawa huh

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:08pm On Nov 22, 2015

haytripple:
I was in church

Hope say you no sabi me huh

Attended second service

LFC oke odo...you??

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 8:02pm On Nov 22, 2015

Taking cool breeze in front of bekandims

Omo can't believe weekends over cry

#EveningWalk
#NatureAppreciation

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:55pm On Nov 22, 2015

boombay:
See na love i dey see for your eyes
I love you baby, i no think am twice
Your beauty makes me to realize
Say Nepa no bring light
Say you must to marry me
You love me
You go kill me (baby)
You go follow me
You’re my remedy
You’re my melody
The baby Na harmony oh eh eh
You go give me
DOWNLOAD AUDIO
[Chorus]
Baby Kpalanga.. .i wee show you love that you
never see
Kpalanga… you’re the mother of my two
babies
Baby kpalanga… and if we like we can make
it three babies
Baby kpalanga… i will love you forever
Duro… Duro… Baby duro… duro oo
[Verse 2]
Follow me, follow me i go dance girl
Follow me, your daddy, your mummy
Make you tell me, i want to see
If you be Uche, i go look your face
Baby lovey me, touching me
Say you must to marry me
You go love me
You go kill me baby

You go follow me
You’re my remedy
You’re me melody
The baby na harmony
You go give me
[Chorus – Tekno]
Baby Kpalanga.. .i will show you love that you
never see
Kpalanga… you’re the mother of my two
babies
Baby kpalanga… and if we like we can make
it three babies
Baby kpalanga… i will love you forever Duro… Duro… Baby duro… duro oh
[Verse 3 – Tekno]
Oluchi tell them that you love me
Nneka oya, make we dance
Chioma heyyy
Grace… Aishat hey shakara
That you love me
Say you must to marry me
You go love me
You go kill me baby
You go follow me
You’re my remedy
You’re me melody
The baby na harmony
You go give me

Which planet you d huh

DAT old song naim you d hear.. Go hear d remix ft flavour and phyno

Anyways
Listening to Wash by Tekno

"Monica lomolomo you go wake up for new buggati"....

Today na weyrey day... This my neighbours go know say me serf sabi disturb angry

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:46pm On Nov 22, 2015

GideonG:
Lolest abi na Baba at the top wan punish u 4 looking at Nono in the church? How u tek manage am? You enter church wearing just short, with all these temptation?

Lol
I go enter house change definitely na

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:45pm On Nov 22, 2015

Before you know the guy dn d press my head oo say he d impart am into me... The guy the push me I d form James bond na I'm d guy begin use force as I see say the guy go soon fall me na I'm I put am backleg ooo ( if I gall we fall... As a confam waffi boi wey I be so!!!! Instead of make bad tin happen make rain fall undecided

)

The guy come reason say this waffi boi weyrey dn enter 4G LTE naim he tell me... U need to let the spirit use you... I jus look am for my mind say so till you fall before spirit dn use you abi....(one gal wey fall like that if you see as she d use badeye eye the guy ehn undecided

) if say looks d kill.. D guy for the UITH mortuary by now angry

I jus look one fine chick for there wey follow for the roofing abi na foundation class(that nice girl on yellow suit and black gown ,those who attended can testify grin

)

I dn plan block her on our way out ma collect her number shapaly since d oda one dn leave after service

The girl later disappear before I know sha

Woss woss wobi... I jus wait as church finish naim I skwalay d come house

GOOD NEWS
as I jus cross road naim I hear person shout my name for bike... I come reason say "shey alaberey ti ya weyrey ni sha"(shey this girl d mad ni for those wey no hear Yoruba )

Na I'm I see person drop d run come ma side... And she fat I jus tell maserf....if this girl land on top you and una fall for this main road...na your "gone too soon picture "go d for CIS notice board na I'm I place one foot back to gain balance make I no fall...package maserf well ooo cry

Omo when I look the girl I no believe.. cry

.. Na my long time paddy back in the days of FUT Mx(Bosso gang) wey I dn try get in contact with severally...

Today ended on a good note after all

I for gist una how I carry cook my rice and beans today but my .mb dn d finish so make I jus chill

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:32pm On Nov 22, 2015

haytripple:
story for d gods....oh sowie for nairalanders..anyway am all hears..just no fall ur hand,make the tory end well

Ask anybody wet d go winners if I d lie....

I attend second service 9:15-11

Yemi sax ministration na d peak of today service and that choir ministration for Igbo sweet me die

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:31pm On Nov 22, 2015

As them call first timers I jus decide go (u know say free drinks go follow na grin

)

After all them gbogbotigbo naim dem start preaching... Weda na foundation class abi na roofing class I no even remember serf undecided

As I jus pick my fanta and bible make I skwalay naim one mummy jus begin tell me say make I stay back na say dem go only use like 2mins... I check time 11:30 oya I reason say anyhow by 11:40 I go dn d house ma begin cook my beans and rice angry

Preaching drag reash 30mins.. I begin para ...45mins I nearly run mad... Naim DM say make we standard for prayer... I reason say na like 5mins prayer before I know people jus d speak in tongues near me na so dem start ooo undecided

Oya open your mouth and say anything that comes out... I open mouth only thing wey come out na that patoranking song wet I bin dn d hear yesternight "NOBODY WEY NO FIT TO MAKE AM OO BRODA ... BLESSINGS FOLLOW ME ....",

eheeeee... Na wet in I wan talk be that na so I close mouth begin sing Enya "Flora secret "(u know say e be like speaking in tongues grin

)

Before I know the guy come the face me... Brother open your mouth and say anything that comes out....I open mouth.... Guess wetin comot huh

......

"Eruku says po...moti hustle Lori me "

Na DAT one I wan talk abi na the "meet me for corner baby" by reekado naim I tell am say nothing d my mouth ooo

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:19pm On Nov 22, 2015

As pastor say if your neighbor isn't smiling move away from he/she( people wey go winners today ...una hear when pastor David talk am abi) undecided

Na dere I bone face na im d smallie come tell me say I no d smile huh

... I jus look her tell her say I no fit smile when I d see how beautiful she d and she no come be my friend angry

... D babe come smile tell me say we no be enemies na (green light) cheesy

Omo I jus smile tell myself... Weyrey lobade grin

BTW
That yemi sax ministration was too powerful e nearly make me concentrate cry

End of story I collect her number,name, Dept and area (luckily we d sesame street) cheesy

Now the bad part of today's church ........

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 7:09pm On Nov 22, 2015

As I reash the church (Winners)... Omo first tin wey I begin check before I even sit down na the SKILASHIS there cool

Omo winners skilashi make sense gaan ooo shocked

... I look left see one smallie look right see one gbege... I jus smile cool

inside tell maserf "this pastor go calm down today ooo... We go hear the preaching next week " grin

.... Today na for "Collect your neighbour number grin

"

Omo I jus d look skilashi NONO come forget when I drop ma last hundy for offering undecided

Omo e pain me gaan cus I dn plan use am buy bread and akara in d evening... undecided

The #5 wey I plan put for offering na I'm i come forget for my bible carry come house angry

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 6:49pm On Nov 22, 2015

As d matter d go

I no plan go church today ooo cry

... I jus comot house ma go stroll na im i jam one make sense chick wey i sabi and na onky short nicker ah wear shocked

.. Omo come see para oooo angry

... Say why you no go go church bla bla bla huh

and the chic fine die na so I reason say make I use style enter church and ma use style catch new babe for the semester grin

Who d follow huh

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