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Jokes Etc › Naija Forming Tinz by khattab008(op): 11:46am On Apr 23, 2012
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Why do Nigerians like forming too much?
- Ur moda sells palm oil and ur father sells gas, den u say ur parents are into oil & gas
- Your Brazillian hair, Blackberry, and all were all bought by different guys & your BB name is"Miss Independent"
- Your parents looked 4 a child for yrs,den u came &They named u CHINAZAEKPERE. 20yrs later, u changed your name to KIMBERLY
- Yu put Dr as a title in front of ur father's name wen ur father is a native doctor
- Your boyfriend enter ekene dili chukuwu (nightjourney) dey go Ph and u putsafe flight Boo on yourPM
- Your parents dey sell stockfish,u say they are stockbrokers
- ATM tells u 'insufficient fund'n u turn around and tell d next person dat its 'not dispensing cash'
- Hanging around campuswithout admission & keep updating on ur bbm"off to lectures"
- U and ur friend are on 2 seperate okadas and ur facebook update is"convoy things"
- You're 34 and you're still playing for the Nigeria's Under 21 football team
- Ur Papa dey play draft wit Old Village Men dey argue wetin dey News Paper abt Politics n U say 'My Father is a Politician.
- Ur father is Fulani & ur mother is from Kogi. People ask why your hair is curly & u say U are Half cast..
- As a nigerian in nigeria, u follow ur uncle to the airport then you come back with an american accent
Islam › Re: MURIC Condemns Easter Bomb Blast by khattab008: 10:03pm On Apr 08, 2012
I think d gov't is not c'rious about this Boko haram problem
Education › Re: A.B.U Zaria 2012/2013 ASPIRANTS by khattab008: 9:58pm On Apr 08, 2012
Greetings ma pple appling for A.B.U ZARIA 4 D first time scored 250 in jamb choose/applied for ECONOMICS wat r d neccesary things i should know please kindly REPLY
~PEACE~
Education › Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by khattab008: 8:34pm On Apr 08, 2012
mystolad: thougt you were admitted last year.
For where no admission yet had to rewrite jamb may God this one successful for us all
Amin
Education › Re: My Undergraduate Friend is Depressed About Her CGPA by khattab008: 6:05am On Apr 07, 2012
She shld just me how it is finish
Education › Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by khattab008: 12:32pm On Apr 06, 2012
Greetings pple for economics maths/english/economics and either of prin of account,govt,commerce will do
Applied for unilorin second choice economics scored 250 in jamb econs applicants holla
~KHATTAB008~
Education › Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by khattab008: 7:34am On Mar 30, 2012
Beware of scammers pple
Education › Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by khattab008: 1:37pm On Feb 04, 2012
Welldone house wishin u all d best of luck and everything
e no easy to get admission for unilorin but may Almighty God make it easy for all
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Remedial Application by khattab008: 5:24pm On Nov 05, 2011
Some one should please answer my question is Accounting or Economics among the course that can be offered(under social science)
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Remedial Application by khattab008: 9:18am On Nov 05, 2011
Hey can somebody still register now i hope its not late already and is economics and accounting among d courses that can be choosen please i need reply ASAP!!!
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Remedial Application by khattab008: 9:50am On Oct 29, 2011
Hey Guys So i can't apply Unilorin remedials cos i want to study economics
Education › Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by khattab008: 8:35am On Oct 29, 2011
Hey Guys wat's up May God do d best for us all
Education › Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by khattab008: 8:34am On Oct 29, 2011
Hey Guys wat's up May God do d best for us all
Education › Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by khattab008: 3:31pm On Oct 20, 2011
The patient dog eats d fattest bone i hope we all get to eat a bigger bone
Education › Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by khattab008: 5:43pm On Oct 19, 2011
Nicct:Luking forward to meeting economics students all d best
Education › Re: Unilorin Admission 2011/12 For 2nd List Waiters.lets Meet Here by khattab008: 12:00pm On Oct 19, 2011
Any Econs Applicant in the house
Education › Re: Deadly Alert! Read This Its Important by khattab008: 11:56am On Oct 19, 2011
Guy wetin naw
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 10:15am On Oct 10, 2011
All izz well
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 7:53am On Oct 07, 2011
Wat will be will be just pray dat ur name is there
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 5:08pm On Oct 03, 2011
@Michaael i taught d information say b4 72hrs of clearance whch is 3 days but anyhow sha just mail them thru provisional_admission2011@unilorin.edu.ng
I beg any latest on that second list
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 1:07pm On Sep 30, 2011
@all since it is confirmed that another list will be out i think the best thing we can do now is to PRAY!!!
See u all on d other syde of the whole admission palava
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 8:30am On Sep 28, 2011
@ednut plz av u seen/know anybody that's has been admitted into economics dept
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 8:04am On Sep 24, 2011
Unilorin remedial is out o grab it just incase d second list disappoints and please how much is the main fees for the remedials
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 8:25am On Sep 19, 2011
Monday or friday hopefully second list or batch
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 6:40pm On Sep 18, 2011
Don't worry dey will do the clearing It's just that pple r too much
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 2:08pm On Sep 18, 2011
Let's just keep praying ahead of d second list who knows may it might this week
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 3:48pm On Sep 14, 2011
Unilorin just decided to change their grammer jare it still means we are yet to be admitted i wonder where that guy d full list
Keep D Fire burning
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 12:34pm On Sep 14, 2011
It's somehow dangerous sha but i just heard there could be a second list coming out very very soon so keep d buttons pressed disturb all the people u know in dat skul am dat there wil stand up and do something for you
But Above All GOD dey
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 12:24pm On Sep 14, 2011
Please have anybody admitted in economics
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 11:12am On Sep 14, 2011
No mind me jare
Apart from this status checking stuff was d list released in any other form like placing it somewhere in the school
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 10:49am On Sep 14, 2011
Has any pending status changed
Me av zeroed ma mind on unilorin just i case i am unlucky too when d second list comes out
But am still hoping sha
Education › Re: 2011/2012 Unilorin Admissions by khattab008: 10:04pm On Sep 13, 2011
Hmmm mixed reactions kinda speechless now sha cos i was told it is still pending

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