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#babahafusa

Him resemble balotelli

Ok seen










sips my hawain orange juice with warmed ice cream

Two things are involvedd.

1 its either the mumified body or

2 a mermaid...if its mumified body,two things are involved also

1 its either the body was washed into red sea somehow,or it was conciously xposed


if its a mermaid,only one thing is involved...it was killed by environmental pollution(sea pollution) nd then washed ashore


op bia,are u satisfied

Abeeegiii


who get nokia charger,pin mouth,nepa yaf bring lite for my corner

End time pikin,fooling her mama

If gates could dab,bubu in his jalamia nd alh.lai in his agbada could do it tooo



#oyadab

I will rent fighter jet,load it nd rain on him massively nd his next 2 generations

Gej why

Because the "zoo" is better than the jungle

kossyablaze:
Nawa o!diz youths would neva learn...bunch of wastes!Dem papas should av pulled out

or dem parent should ve used d money wasted on their education to buy dogs,breed nd resell them,that would ve been more profitable

And inside bus,ontop okada etc
women geh plenry wahala biko

Oga lai,zaskia coman nd blame mr ahh zonathan for kwaraption,kuma mr buhari iz nat a kwaropt vresident,nd his ministers ahh uhm zaints

My experince with cultists will shock you,but i would rather keep my mouth shut

Lanceslot:
Lol... What a Homophobic country.

na dat small pix gather grammar like dis


pple wickedt

Abeg twenty likes for mr buhari ozudinma agbabiaka,nd also 2wenty shares for mr magun

naija shall be great again,weither wailers like it or not

Shame on those nairalanders always ranting bout FTC on a faceless platform

Does she ve dada

Let karma do her job na

Ineffectual forces

Descendant of d cone.heads

but wait op,did he die

Lagos begger wey dey sell recharge cards for garages.
all they do is to switch locations

Snake tiny like my belt
anyways,snake na snake,no matter how tiny it is,lala no mind

Emmaesty,when will we celebrate our 3months E-marriage anniversary

Memesticmeme:
So those facts have changed ur status from zero to hero abi

yes

now can u goan get help asap

Unila....wait a minute



Op bia here,are u a runz girl,looking for a new haven in d higher institution,cos idongerit why u want to knw the sch with the highest runz girls

I caught a hen trying to rape my young fowl,what i did next will shock u

Memesticmeme:
Pls I'm not shocked yet. How can I be shocked?

ur problem is bigger than those facts

advice:seek help frm a qualified psychologist

happy easter

4 HE KIILED MANY ZULUS TO MOURN HIS MOTHER
when his mother died,shaka declared a mourning period of more than a year.during this period,crops were not planted,and any woman who became pregnant was killed,together with her husband.
All the cows that gave birth were killed,so that their calves could know how it felt to loose a mother

5 HE FORBADE HIS TROOPS FROM MARRYING
Shaka forbade his soldiers from marrying or having homesteads.
He believes that marriage would somehow degrade the readiness of his troops,something that the troops silently resented because,after Dingane,his half brother murdered shaka and installed him self king,he allowed the troops to marry nd have family,as a way of buying their loyalty...and it worked

cc:lalasticlala
happy easter monday,nairalanders

Shaka zulu is one of the famous(or notorious) leaders to have graced southern part ofafrica in the past few centuries.
Hate him or like him,he is the personalities that established the zulu kingdom.
Many respect him,some revere him,others plainly wished he were still alive,he was a legendary warrior who never backs down,but despite his epic display of courage,military prowess,and royal strenght,there are certain facts many dont know about him,these facts will shock you...lets dig it

1 SHAKA WAS A REBEL
he was a true rebel who had very little patience with certain aspects of the culture he deemed not particularly valuable.
He decommissioned initiation school,where boys nd girls are taught how to men and women.he dealt away with such institutions nd traded them in favour of military training for boys.
The girls would ordinarily be initiated by their family by perfoming coming-of-age ceremony

2 HE KILLED MORE ZULUS THAN ANY OF HIS ENEMIES EVER DID
although a lot of sympathizers have come on to cast doubt on many of the accounts regarding shaka,there is no doubt that shaka was a ruthless man who killed more of his people than any otther king.

3 HE STOLE THE CROWN
even though zulus and other people rever shaka so much,the truth is he stole/usurped the crown,shaka killed his half-brother and installed himself as the king.Ngungi culture dictates that an illegitimate child can not assume his father's crown under any circumctances,but shaka did(shaka was an illegtimate child,his mother had him for his father outside wedlock,but the king denied him,but later took shaka's mum as his thirf wife,but soon after he was given birth to him,the king sent them out frm his palace.yhey were rumoured to ve been living frm one place to the other,but he eventualy settled down with his mum's family when he became of age,little wondered he loved his mum so much)