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At 20 you want to start doing father duties to a 19 year old girl, Omo your liver solid but your brain weak

Some of these girls are paid for it, some records their nude videos and sell to get audience

This one no wan ronu again, 😂😂🫣🫣

I never see people wey craze reach whites, their laws, lifestyle, worldview of life dey one kind

They get killed yearly thru mass shooting by some deranged citizens, without no serious punishment or law as to stop them from having access to war grade weapons, yet they want to interfere in the affairs of other countries, acting all holly and saint

They condemned polygamy and embraced sodomy, gay, gender whatever they call it, you wonder how people can so confused

Africa is already punished with bad leadership, and religion, while we pray to God for the things the govt should have provided, instead of holding leaders accountable like it is in same climes, we rather choose to ass lick them for few crumbs

Sex outside marriage is forbidden, masturbation is frowned at

So what do we do when konji hold person, sexual desire is as natural as every other desires and states of the body like hunger and danger whixh can’t be ignored or simply wished away, I just want to learn

This present Nigerian army that have been politiced and bastardized since buhari came in can’t offer such expensive mission in Niger, Niger soldiers are known to be one that dealt with boko haram and bandits with their doggedness, seized large amounts of their weapons and clear the away, while Nigerian army couldn’t even boast of any serious achievements, despite’s the billions of dollars funneled into the war, several military hardwares were lost to boko haram, while the Niger army captured several of boko haram weapons

Don’t be fooled by the recycled pictures of blurred supposed killed terrorists, Nigerian army has been caught several times recycling old pictures just to appear to be working and winning the war

If this was the govt of Obasanjo or yaradua, that would have been posible and legitimate

Eleyi of ogun state, tinubu stooge🙆‍♂️

Criminals alike, is there anything clean about tinubu🙃🙃

Dog eat dog
You won’t see these hypocritical northern Muslims condemning these oo

I am a Muslim but sometimes I wonder the type of Allah in UAE, Saudi, and other prosperous Islamic states

On what ground would a mandate thief move int to restore government ina another country, na whining

His legitimacy as the president is been debated and argued and sued till this very day, how do you expect him to restore legitimacy in another country

Tinubu hijacker’s power and ram with it, not different from civil coup, what happen in Niger is similar to what’s happening in Nigeria presently, he’s a criminal

Honestly speaking I would favor the highest Samsung product over iphone’sv

Sammy is a beast, one of its problem how ever is that the parts are extremely expensive in Nigeria, imagine spending 60-80k to replacing broken screen of Samsung A series 😂🥶🥶
iPhones can’t be defeated so easily by the way, because those ones already have their users hooked, iPhone be like xult, once you don join, it’s hard to come back to android, that explains why people swap their old iPhones for newer ones and still add huge sum to meet up, in 8months time there will be a newer update on iPhone with ridiculous names and crazy market price, wiothouy any significant update on this newer iphones

You dare not stay outside the house when it’s past 6, better go look for where you go sleep that night, that was how I was trained

And once my dad don watch news of 9 on air then with our box black and white tv, na make everyon disperse go their rooms go sleep, sometime my older siblings stay up later into the night to watch movies, but my dad always take me away from them that if my brothers no even pursue me go sleep be that oo

Parents of these days are too lazy and non chalants towards their children/ward

Like in this boy’s case, don’t the parents wake at night to check on it or take him to pee?

As for just leave the boy, the era of everyone discipline a child is over, if you try harder to correct him or stop him youat have issues with the parents and the boy may antagonize you

Dem dey set traps for you
This was how a girl told me that if we date she was going to take me away from my friends both male and female, that she won’t let them be too comfortable around me until they get the drill that she doesn’t want her man’s atte stain divided

I told her straight up I am not an object to be taken just like that by anyone for no reason, she better drop such crazy idea or she would be the one to be dropped, because these are friends I have know for a long time and have impacted in my life in different ways and you now want to separate me and them, bexause of pussy,Dey play

So op stand your ground and not let her remove you from your guys oo, even if I get betrayed by my fellow guy I still feel more comfortable to relate with him again in a guy man level, but if a girl betray me, that’s the end of it, so your real guy are the one oo, the girl may meet another man she consider better than you and dump you without thinking twice, but most times your guys, especially the ones you make money with, share productive times with etc won’t dump you, give your self brain

All these Scandinavian countries are the places in my mind to relocate to, I know the weather maybe tough, but I think cold is better than hot weather like we have here in Nigeria

Norway, Poland, Sweden etc

The beauty of Europe’s that it affords you to visit other countries with less stress and wahala as long as you have the valid papers and me being the Type that loves to travel and explore, I see this as a big deal

You are not just a mûmû man, you are a mùmu man pro max

You went begging a girl that aborted for another and even still talking about marrying her, na yea type dem dey give bast@rd children to raise

If your mom was alive I would have advised you go ask her to pray for you fervently, buecauae like this you are a mûmu finished man

I don’t think oo has told us the whole truth, if not why would a senior colleague who earns more than you do be taxing you for bfood, even up to three times in a week and your don’t have the voice to tell her no, your broke tooexcept you have been asking her out if you have a relationship going on with her secretly, why won’t you be bold enough to reject her demands

The next working day, go to her first and tell her you sef Dey broke for the main time due to the hardship, make she sef buy food for you, do that like three times in a week too, if she buy am make I turn to letter K, if you can use that opportunity to scatter Isuzu evil arrangements between you two then you be mumû man truly since you are weak to outrightly reject her demands

Franzinni:
It's impossible to respect or fear a religion where they have gay pastors and bishops and pastors preaching prosperity void of salvation. Christianity has become a joke to the world and that is why it can be ridiculed with impunity.... Back in the days during the time of the crusades, it was the Christian that wielded the blade and slaughtered anyone for not accepting christ.

Religion is the opium of the masses

the table has turned now and Christian’s are at the receiving end, those who are quick to say Christianity is peaceful seems to have forgotten there was a time the crusaders/Zionist ruled by blades and blood
Religion, if possible should be cast away from humanity, it doesn’t do anyone any good anymore

See northerners killing and maiming for frivolous reasons, western pastors preaching gay and sodomy, now Hindus have joined the fray

The unfortunate thing is that we never learn from our mistakes or mistakes of others

If people could still vote and defend APC even after 8 years of demonic rule, be rest assured that if another tanker spill in that same region again, people go still rush am.

This is not the first time tankers dey spill and this is always the result, anywhere across the country, let’s not blame govt for this none but peoples stupidity and ignorance

May their soul RIP

Yes you are ugly if that’s what you want to hear😐😐

MrsTwrite:
They would have shot one of thier tyres for easy access.

like NDLEAvdid in which state recently and killed an innocent boy, injuring his brother abi

Nigerian security agencies care poorly trained and equipped with tactics and crime prevention, rather they wait for the crime to happen and move in to arrest innocent people

By the way it’s not easy to shoot a movie care tire while you sef Dey inside a moving car, guns no be catapult, forget all these stunts you watch in movies

The Russia western media try so hard to paint as bad is the one preserving humanity, then and china while the US is bent on destroying mankind

Once he don pass loud, don’t call me

That colos na killer, God forbid bad thing

The domino effect is terrible on your health and lifestyle, very addictive and extremely inhibiting

If your head no strong, you fit pass there craze for several minutes, don’t do it

Out of curiosity I smoked that few times, tho it made my brain super active and charged, it gave this imaginary feeling, the ideal world, you may be in ikorodu and your seeing your self in Russia, feeling cold sef, you may not be aware of your immediate environment for several minutes, it takes some peoples hours to recover back, that thing na killer oo

Please don’t do colos and ice, na ice even worse pass, you may not sleep and eat for three good days, boys that do these things always claim they want to stay active looking for money, I pity them because they are killing their brain cells slowly

Smoke natural weed or Canada loud, this one’s are not so extreme or don’t smoke at all

Asari dokubo just Dey hustle any means possible to cut from the national cake

How dss haven’t arrested him despite all the footage evidence of him parading war grade weapons and ammunition is beyond me, but na emefiele with a rusty short gun dem dey charge to court as someone sponsoring terrorism

I learn he’s currently housing boys in Abuja in a certain hotel, those boys that came out to protest in the early days of the tribunal hearing, na Asari boys
Ib sure those boys are armed too, ready to cause havoc at a go

Urheadmaster:
Meanwhile, upon everything Davido is doing none of his kids resemble Davido

chef, don’t coo again, you go burn the kitchen and the entire building 😭😭☹️

Slightly unrelated

When John told Thomas Shelby in Peaky blinders that he wants to marry lizzie(an olosho) the Shelby brothers and aunty pol all laughed at John because they thiught John don kolo, like how you wan take wife olosho, she will never desist from taking in regular joes

John wouldn’t listen, he even threatens to shoot anyone that call Lizzie a LovePeddler again, Thomas Shelby didn’t say much, he went back to Lizzie whom he had been paying for her service since he got back from war two years ago, offered her lots of money, in his words, that was his parting gift to her, she asked” do you mean one more time” Thomas replied “yes one more time”

She suggested they go to her lodge to fuxk one more time before he get married to his younger brother, thimas asked her to get out of his car and she was livid, she felt played
Thomas knew a hoe will always be a hoe, but John,a younger naive man never knew that fact so Thomas went back to John to tell him, his brother what he’s likely to face if he married her, he didn’t stop her from marrying her, but he gave him the facts of what will happen marrying a love peddler

So person wey marry olosho, played himself

She will always go back to her old ways most times

Most women want to marry men that are capable of sustaining their dreams, which boils down to the man carrying the responsibility and burdens of the woman, not for love

Most men would rather not marry for this same reason women want to marry, the reality on ground now is that a man needs a woman who is not a liability, except you are Alh Ned, unfortunately not many are him

I my self don’t see the usefulness of marrying in this age and time, when the women have this mentality I stated above 👆

It’s going to be rare to come across a woman that’s not a liability, that’s when the marriage can make a little sense

I remember when Nigerian army shot Shiite members in kaduna some years, elzakzaky sons were killed, the army carted their bodies and other killed members away, till today the army denied it, the bodies were never found, even tho the relatives continuously begged buhari to release the bodies for their burial

So I won’t be surprised if this is true , because army don’t leave bodies of people they kill behind, and it was in the dark, they might have carted the bodies away


For those asking for people to come claim dead bodies, Shey be na when the dead bodies, do you know there are people whose family members don’t know there whereabouts till tomorrow, while some are held in prison, killed extra judiciously etc

Afthe next morning of October 20/2020, not less than 3 people were killed by police in my area when they attempted to attack the nigerian police statthe NPF claimed their bodies, what if their family members are in another states and they never knew what happened to their sons

You and dbull and that other jobless guys promoting his porrrn site, I no know who craze pass in spinning fake stories,very anyhow people

Even that Akwa ibom state university SUG president with 30 special advisers will beat Tinubu hands downs, if not for federal might he used to steal the mandate, he couldn’t even win his street, boudillon

If Davido wasn’t Davido they would have stoned him to death, some of them already threatening him on twitter that make dem no see am for north

Very backward and barbaric entities, meanwhile boko har and bandits and killing them in thousands, they are silent, hunger is ravaging them in millions they are quite

Honestly north is the major problem of this country, they should go to Dubai and Saudi Arabia and see these folks enjoy the finer things of life, I seen videos of Dubai folks dancing energetically to drakes “God when” inside mosques so what are these parasites talking about