₦airaland Forum

Embarrasement aiye

Beautiful

Odikwa serious,
pastors been dy use the holy spirit to calm konji since d days of solomon
abeg saray run go tell ur papa,what nonsense

Yet,they still embezzle money at d slightest opportunity

they have turned nigeria to their milking cow,thunder will burst their bals,no b joke

I hardly baff when i been small

but mak rain no fall,u go c me for every corner,with my guys throwin tiers
kai old days tho

TopeQs:
they'll take person as clown........I can relate to this...

my brother,no b joke o

but what i ve learnt is never to b too funny or try to b funny with a girl i ve intersted in when she eventualy give in,i will unleash my clown on her,this is sure way to keep her attached to u nd respect ur type of person nd even look forward to moments with u.

misreal:
how do I do that sir?

its always very important to b sure a lady is interested in u b4 u make moves,dnt no of ur case,but if ure sure she is,here is what u should do:

1 give her somtimes,infact dont even give her much of ur time

2 dnt pester her or woo her again,just for a while

3 delay her messages,after u must ve read them,(thanks to whatsapp blue thick)

4 call her just once in a while,nd when u do,dnt last long on dat call

5 if shes quite close,ask her to take a walk wit u,on the road,emind her of ur intentions again,dnt stress on it(this one no sure ooo my brother)

if she is interested in u,she will notice the changes nd asks why so,just tell her nothing with a smug face,she will probe further

my brother if she doesnt notice or ask questions,wahala aff come and dey b that,nd itaf pass my capacity


happy chyking

viickerz:
hmm, i feel ur pain bro, not all girls like funny guys.. I think its 50_50.. Half of them like funny guys. The other half, i dont know wat they like
Only two girls have actually fallen for me cos of my sense of humor, the others, its either money or, i dont even know wetin they see..
As a guy, my selling point is my sense of humor, and unfortunately, i have not been getting a lot of buyers

One of my older cousins who is a 'pro' in the game told me not to worry, that we should just keep on being funny, sooner or later, the girls will come... I pray they come sooner oo..

same here man,just that i ve plenty buyers,but the problem is that,they hardly take me serious or believe me,when ever i make moves,it sometimes take me lotta days to convince them

Having a massive sense of humour nd wit helps alot,as frends tends to count on u for good laugh nd nice moments

but girls find it difficult to believe me when ever i take a shot,even though i ve been 'green-lighted' by them

they think its just the regular me,cracking em up

Raping spree.

They dy follow them frm vila ni jerey,what could they b doin that they couldnt hear the mad sounds of train approaching

Rip tho.



Op abeg make i see d pix

shioor,shes playing mind game my brother,you ve to match her up with mind game too.

Odikwa wicked


women are one of the deadliest things on earth,fear them with passion.

When this issue came out last week,majority of nairalanders blamed kunle nd even called him liar,now see end time confession of gbemisola.

Kai,women wicked,some ve stones for a hrt

Santa Ghost


wic kain santa b dis,
wafi boiz hwfar na

Bae no get time rara,she just want to b mrs sombody shaa
my guy,ndo she is not urs,they can only take ur hoe,but nor ur wife

Badt guy

Excuse mr dasuki,nigerians gave APC the mandate,no single individual gave APC the mandate.

U must b a pathetic mediocre to have overlooked serious security concerns.


Wait a minute,how old is this news
Op u wan sango to burst ur bals shey

Ican see two goats,one is eating rice,the other is taking pix

viviangate
viviangist woya coman name d culprits ooo

lilmizwierd:
you my friends just wiped tears off my face am laughing so hard my tummy hurts

smiles*

i hope ur tummy hurt no more

Suit no fit am,he looks bloated

That indonesian child tho nd the other one that chewed viper

Ur english must not cross border oo,the british govt will arrest u for man-slaughter

u literarily murdered English Language

I can smell fp frm here

this thread will only make sense,when agents of change descend on it,for now mak i juz sidon ontop keke dy look

lebete3000:
Oniranu.

ODE

U need serious deliverance ur head needs to b washed with black soap nd fibre plants, at river limpopo


dnt bother to thank/quote me,until u do as ive said,the gods b with u

Faa hear say ah cliq like make i bend like cray fish


for ur mumu poll,the father is the permanent owner of d brezz,the child is just a temporary share holder in d milk factory

when my child don reach 1.6years,i will personally sack him/her frm the milk factory,

dont blame me,i am a brezz freak

softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.

ur villa witches must be in total support of ur ministry%100


kwantinew to woo girls in buses u here;(