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8yrs nor b ewa agayin nd agege bread,she cant jst unlike u like dat,she wan craze?


She still like u bro,she wan shakara small,nd at d same till purnish u for ur act


dnt beg her thru d phone,make sure u ask her frends wher u can c her,then show up there nd beg her like ure begging dos gatekeepers of heaven ,dnt try 2 justify ur actions ooo





Dis should help,incase it doesnt,


rent davido or wizzy 2 compose song for her wit her names oooo.


Tank me latr

misspicy:
I know but this is not sumtyn she should be overjoyed about...its just sweets. But srzly am not hating coz am not a fan of sweets

ure tryin nt 2 sound like a hater nd ure sounding like a sadist

Little tins pleases great minds,nt until u buy dem expensive watches,bags,automobiles etc if dis makes her happy nd she chose 2 b overjoyous,who r u 2 tell nt 2 b overjoyous.


U must b a man-u or ass-nal fan,awon sadists

I ve one Edo shenkez like dat,dis gel is realy beautiful nd nice..
Bt d problem was dat she said she cant stand me wit oda gels
Nd i cant help it,so we parted

Bt why man must always b d one 2 spoonfeed,open car doors,draw chairs,carry her 2 d bed,etc




Even dis dieing granpee is still doin dat,is dat d needful

Hehehehehehehehe...

Ladies tho,i wonder hw many 'mumu bottun(s)' an average lady will control








us na screen touch,no button at all

CHoccolaTE:
your comment is directed to your mother and all the women in your generation not me.

she-diot,if u have women in ur generation u will nt say dat*winks*

Then?

IamLEGEND1:
chop off ur fingers with a butcher knife.

if ur phone dey use voice command too,then cut out ur tongue first with the fingers

then cut the fingers later..

#GladToBeOfService

o ma seun ooo
my head gan sef no gri shake

Relocate frm nairaland 2 anoda land shekena
ve u tried sambisaland,u can nevr b addicted 2 such place,trust me

Wish u gudluck,bt dats nt sweet enof

bt wait shey d gel na power bike rider

Anaconda:accra

Hnd who told u %95 of NL guys want 2 ve anytin 2 do wit NL gyals

My frend shift

Hehehehehehehehehe dis guy above me tho

Who sabi dis one for lag



Swear d most beautiful gel for las gidi dy sell chilli pepper for mile12,lag peeps will agree wit me

Do u mean advance(heavy weapons) or d ussual ak47

I tot d jews were saint dat only arabs could b 'devilish' or terrorists


God is watchin d western....

.

#babagoslow



hw dare u TANoids compare jonathan wit Lee kwan Yiu,MLK jr,





Anyways tanks God d shoeless son of a boat carver was bundled out back 2 otueke,alongside mama piss,my faverite comic character

Teacher;wots d synonym of peace
students:ATEKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bt wot has dis got 2 do wit d sch she graduated frm..
Op nd ure a ladysmh

Trust me,nigerian oloshos will nt buy dis

Infact gimme take away join

Was he crucified or stakified Cos alot of pictures had surfaced on hw jesus was killed

Dis topic is ridiculous,lemme conclude my lafta in suprano


op wait,u xpected boiz 2 keep virginity,kaaai u fall my hand...
Ask ursef is ther anytin like virginity in boiz in d first place,then hw would u no if a guy is a virgin

Anyways,d ans 2 ur topic is,only gels r virgin,so only gels should keep their virginity,shekena.




Btw,iam a virgin
ask my MUM nd MY OLUWATOBi8)

So no biblical reference 2 paying of tithes

Shiiii
greedy men will continue 2 pervert d bible for dia selfish gain. Its a shame ur tithes nw fuel their jets

stchinedu:
Seconded!!!
But don't forget to refer her to my 'lab' too for further research.

mr,my lab is very equiped wit state of d arts technologies,no nid 2 refer her anywher


bt hey u can help me publish d age wen am done,ok?

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OP wot do u tink abt d gel

Nd dis beasts r 2 used against mankind oo nt aliens or other animal species

If God does nt destroy man,man will destroy himsef
nd if there would b any WW3,half of earth will b gone within 24hrs....

Dis buhari of a guy,ah dnt want 2 biliv he talks 2 much or he wants 2 impress nigerians.
One time he said he was nt gon go beyond JEG's administration,nw haliburton case

Ok shaa

Nigerians sef..
U no its a topic u would nevr ve visited it forum 2 check,yet wen u c it somwher else u open it nw ure complaining,abeg shift make i take my isoko snuff

#nigerianArmy.
God bless dem boiz nd gyels in camouflage..

I tink i need 2 take her 2 my lab