₦airaland Forum

kelvinrhs:
Well this is supposed to be a faceless forum and I can't have my Pic here cause I'm kind of different from online

However I always show my Pic to anyone that asks to see

Just ask (And be specific if you want to see Pic of my face or dick or both lol)

I will post it here and will delete as soon as you acknowledge viewing it

SisterFire:
...he asked u 4 it give it to him ,so that peace will reign between u both ,but as stupid as u are u want me to show him photos u accused me of having!

...khia u are so faceless ....spit on u
Shame on u

kelvinrhs:
I am laughing out loud

I honestly didn't know that she was talking about you, I thought she was referring to husbandsnatcha (Since she's the trouble maker here)

I am so sorry and I sincerely apologize. I really thought she was referring to her

Please don't be offended

husbandsnatcha:
2days ago. . am not a feminist becareful

kelvinrhs:
True though lol

SisterFire:
...Can he see ur photos ? U are talking about interest rate?
...Some Nairalanders knows me ,mt sister , n parents etc ...show him ur photos

kelvinrhs:
Stop calling her a lady irrespective of what she might have done to you she's still a dog.

And she's not interested in me because she's a coochie eater.




Can't I just email you (Not really comfortable spewing personal things here)

kelvinrhs:
Can I see a Pic of you (You have declined that offer in the past)I am curious to know how you look like

kelvinrhs:
She's a dog, I am not really crushing on her.

I just appreciate her bad behaviors (They turn me on)

I am weird like that

kelvinrhs:
That's right even though I am yet to see what you look like

I just have a picture of you painted in my head

kelvinrhs:
Not really

I just love open minded women who are free and comfortable with been naughty

I don't do hoes (I believe they are the dogs)

kelvinrhs:
I am really laughing out loud now

I thought you agreed to not talk about her for a week


I didn't know she was the same person when I crossed her path again

kelvinrhs:
Why are you laughing

She sincerely looks like my type of dream girl (I love bad girls, I am sort of the clumsy type of guy but different in the oza room)

kelvinrhs:
We were talking about you

You are inanimate.

Please be offended

kelvinrhs:
What makes you think I give a fvck about my father

I know what I did *Weirdo

You look bad.

You are my type of lady Sisterfire (Do note that *wink)

Kingsteve:
A sign of maturity?
Naaa...
It's a sign of total annihilation!
Complete obliteration!
Absolute submission!

SisterFire:
...I am useless and Stoopid , y involve me here I know I am disgusting!

SisterFire:
...One day I will stop the insults and lying on people because Khiaa has taught me what a damn ignorant idiot I am and being a liar is a horrible trait to have, I must change my foolish ways because that's not good

khiaa:
Let me paint the picture for you.

You come home from a hard days work, you are feeling tired and overworked and pissed at your boss. You walk into your house/apartment, you smell the aroma of lavender in the air and soft music playing in the background.

Your woman calls you, "Honey come to the upstairs bedroom." You enter the bedroom and the scent of lavender is getting stronger, she whispers:" Sweetheart I'm in the bathroom, come to me."

You open the door, you see the glow of candles burning, a bottle of wine chilling and two wine glasses. The bathtub is filled with warm water, lavender oil and bubbles. Your wife/woman is in the tub looking at you seductively, "Honey take off your clothes and join me." You un-dress in 5 seconds flat, you are now in the tub.

Your wife/woman pours you a cold glass of wine. She picks up the bath sponge, put the bath gel on it and softly washes your body. You are getting turned on because she is touching those erogenous areas. You are starting to moan, "mmmm,mmmm! "Something rises. She looks lovingly at you and says "Oh honey" as she blows out the candles.

Now use your imagination to complete the bath. Luminouz, bejeria101, Martin0 Truckpusher, Kingtom are you ready for your bath?

Kingsteve use your imagination.

Kingsteve:
Hehe, c'mon babe.
Here is a conquered territory.
Let the dead die their deaths slowly.
Waste no more ammo.


Don't make me come grab you like this.

SisterFire:
...Smash baseball bat on the head of ur mum , disrespectful re.tard ...just Mind yourself aneemal

Kingsteve:
Yeah baby.
This bad boy right here needs to be tamed!
My imagination runs so wild...
Damnnn!

Kingsteve:
Damnnnn.
That was the goal.
Hmmm... Yummy!

Kingsteve:
I hope it made an oceanic impact?

Hehehe!

Kingsteve:
In your words: you kill me!

khiaa:
Harvard graduate do not equate to physical beauty. Trump can take a bullet to the head by compliments of Black Americans, Native Americans, Latinos, and other Americans of color.

Kingsteve:
I turned my back on you briefly, thinking you were tagging along, not knowing you quietly sneaked out to the battlefield again, to cause more havoc, with your sub machine gun.
Oh Khiaa, you feisty warrior.

Come along let's go!
We have more battles ahead!

Liposure:
1. Limit sun exposure, especially btw 10am and 4pm, the peak hours for harmful ultraviolet radiation.
2. Examine your skin from head to toe at least once every three months.
3. When outdoors, use broad-spectrum sunscreen rated SPF 15 or higher. Apply it liberally 30 minutes before sun exposure and every two hours thereafter. (Sunscreen should not be used on children under six months of age)
4. Teach your children good sun protection habits at an early age, for the damage that leads to adult skin cancers starts in childhood.
5. Wear protective clothing such as long pants, long-sleeved shirts, broad-brimmed hats, and UV-protective sunglasses.

Oluwahelpme:
where have you been dearie?