₦airaland Forum

Martin0:
oh my lady how ur side na? I know say you dey enjoy yourself this December ooo?

What're your plans for New Year's Eve?

SilentListener:
what do you mean by it's untrue? statics show that (although I care less) African immigrants are more educated than black americans and 70% of those people are Nigerians

Nigerians are the most educated in Houston Texas. As of June 2018, black American women are the most educated in the U.S.

SilentListener:
Actually Nigerians are the most educated in The U.S. second to the rest of African migrants. before black Americans.women/men # just saying.

That's not true, there are more black Americans in the U.S. than there are Africans which means there are more black Americans in universities. That story about Nigerians being the most educated is untrue. Some of them have higher degrees but that's it.

2buffagain:
Yes there are.
Sadly a minority of the american black population.

You know this is not true. Black women are the most educated in America, you just happen to associate with the ratchet ones. By the way, being educated does not mean being classy. There are a lot of Nigerians who are educated but they have no wisdom or class at all, just a degree.

Proverbs 21:20.

Martin0:
Dear Future Wife,

There are a few things that you need to know about me. Please sit down and stop what you're doing, this isn't going to be easy to read, nor is it easy to write.

First , you are not the first woman that I have kissed. I'm sorry, but it's true, and I'm sure I will not have been the first man you've ever kissed. I'm okay with this. I understand that things happen and plans fall through.

Second, you are not the first woman that I have ever danced with. After high school proms, homecomings, college outings and random dance parties, you will not have been the first that has had my hand in theirs, nor their head on my chest listening to my heartbeat. Again, I apologize for this but it's in the past and I can't change that, nor would I want to.

Third, and most hurtful of all: You are not the first woman that I've ever loved in my short life here on Earth. Love happens; it's one of those things that will knock you off your feet if you're not paying enough attention, kind of like a truck. For this I am sorry. Love gone wrong can scar so much worse than a knife wound, and sadly, that's what happened to me. Please forgive me for my callousness and short temper. It's not because of you--life isn't sweet to everyone, including me.


I know that this letter has probably been staggering and it may leave you a little more sad than before you read it.

However,
I can promise you with every ounce of my being and my word as a man, that you will be the last woman I ever kiss. Before I met you, everything in this world moved at a breakneck speed, and when your lips first touched mine, it stopped and I was breathless. Thank you.
You will be the last person I dance with. No matter how big of a deal the situation is, whether it's our first dance at our wedding, or in our living room freshly painted. When your hands are in mine, I feel like I can take on the world, I feel complete. Thank you.
Finally, you will be the last woman I ever love. I can say that with full confidence. My heart will never feel as full as it is when I'm with you, as it is when I see that smile of yours. I love you.

You are a sweetheart.

What makes you think these foreign men want these women, other than sex what are they bringing to the table?

LordSaints:
why are you JW? OK happy holidays to you as well

No, I am not JW but Christmas is a pagan holiday.

LordSaints:
all we need is love Merry Christmas

The whole world needs love I don't celebrate Christmas but happy holidays to you.

LordSaints:
i think this one is hot,I don't mind putting a ring on his/her finger

I didn't know you were gay, but it's cool with me.

Bunchersstab:
Yea I did, how is work?

Darling.

LordSaints:
it's not the same thing here. homely girls here in Nigeria means church girls, not a party type of girls, girls that do not go out that much. it's has nothing to do with looks.

Oh. homebodies. That's what we call them in Cali.

Martin0:
oh OK then eat something

I want you to feed me.

Interesting write-up.
Wanna make a small correction though.
You can't refer to America which is a location as "yankee"...its the citizens that can be referred to as "yankees" by non-citizens.

Yankee has to do with the Northern states(Yankees, Carpetbaggers) and the Southern states(Confederates, Scallywags) were also known as red-necks of America. It's a Civil War thing.

Martin0:
munchies, what is that?

It means that I am a little hungry. I had a couple of edibles earlier and now I have the munchies.

Martin0:
was busy trying to put up things for Xmas! yeah I'm home now enjoying the natural food..

I have got the munchies right now describe your food dishes to me.

BossNation:
Thanks sis
to get the best result please which one should I go for and you have any idea about the price?
Thanks all the same

I would go for the SCurl texturizer, wait, I don't know if they sell these products in Nigeria. The cost is about 7 or 8 U.S. dollars.

lefulefu:
if op take dis ur advice he will die b4 his time. If he wants to marry a naija girl he can pick a good nigerian girl back in the US. Coming back home to marry a total stranger all in the name of homely girl is a very very very very very risky venture.

What do you mean by homely? In the U.S. homely means ugly or plain looking?

2buffagain:
Go and marry all the rachet akatas you want then. What's my own?

Advise him to marry the old, fat and ratchet Oyinbo girls like most of you Nigerian men do.

Martin0:
Hey dear i Just reached my village

Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while. So you are home for the holidays?

BossNation:
Hello everyone am a guy and I kinda have this hard hair like somehow thick tho and whenever I add relaxer I get this awesome curly hair but once the hair is dry... it's going to be nothing to write home about.
I only love it when it's wet.
Please everyone do you know of any kit or anything I can buy to make it curly and you can probably add the price I'll get it too.

AfricanPride, SCurl, Luster Curl, Carefree Curl, Luster Pink. These are all Jheri Curl products. Jheri Curls are for women and men.

SilentListener:
o pari

Sorryii ,don't understand you.


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SilentListener:
what da fvck are ya taking about?

You asking me do black women know how to twerk and telling me that you heard that we can fuk good. How did you expect me to respond to that foolishness.

KingSango:
Pedophiles will kill to keep the secret. And whose children were they that this monster abused?

LOVEOFPORN come and read your pledge.

Who on earth is liking this bullcrap? There are waaaaay too many homosexuals on Nairaland.

Ugly little thing. Well, this site will get a lot of attention from pedophiles. LOVEOFPORN you will love this site, have you subscribed already?

ositadima1:
Oh yeah, nothing fancy just rice and stew, a bottle of coke. You and me at my place, we could watch a couple of movies afterwards. How about that?

That sounds like a nice date to me, I'll bring the wine.

bejeria101:
Food? Did somebody mention my middle name? IM IN lol

You are invited to the party.

SilentListener:
so you are black American rumors has it that, black American women know how to fvck very well. and their twerking skills are top notch. how true is this?

Why don't you twerk your flat azz for your boyfriend, how about that, and go screw your goat?

ositadima1:
So, what are you going to do this holiday? You can hang out with me.

You are so cute, are you going to cook a holiday meal for me?

ositadima1:
I see, but I don't believe God wants to be worshipped, sounds like God craving for attention, is that not condescending?

Well, Yahuwah (The Most High) said not to put any God before him, not to make any engraving images of the earth nor the ocean, so according to the word, he is telling us to only worship him. Thank Yahuwah that you are not of a one-track mind.

ositadima1:
That is reasonable, I have always had doubts about God as described in the Bible and some other religions as well.

The Bible was written to show us the wrongs and rights of man, it was meant to be an example of how we should live our lives, what to do and what not to do but man turned it into a religion. Most people worship the bible (a book)more than they do Yahuwah.