₦airaland Forum

kelvinrhs:
Then I think I'll have to rephrase the question: what do u have for me

I'm just trying to enlighten you and un-brainwash you.

Bunchersstab:
I know, but I want your happiness...
Am glad he is making you happy

You make me happy, you are a joy but you are never here.
He is a Godsend.

supereagle:
Breast Massage
Breast Enlargement exercise
Taking phyto estrogen supplements.

If this were true there would not be any flat chested girls.

Like being sexually active at a young age, cause at that age your body is still growing and full of hormones?

Not true at all.

kelvinrhs:
You don't get it do u? It represents being bad. If I was ur son, and I grew up to learning the meaning of jakumo. Trust me when I say this I'll Hate You forever. Just saying from my perspective

I'm only joking.

kelvinrhs:
I need to get a dictionary

It means Caucasian.

kelvinrhs:
What do u have against me lol!?

Nothing.

kelvinrhs:
Yes! I'll marry a fat ugly girl because of her skin, not just because of her skin. If true love exists among us then why wouldn't I marry a fat ugly girl[there's no ugly among the whites lol...]
So if u don't like my view then I guess that IT'S YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEM

It's not my personal problem but YOUR MENTAL PROBLEM. Sadly there are a lot of Nairalander's whom share your mentality.

LMAO lord have mercy you guys are some crazy people. I love it. I really needed this laugh.
Girl that God will provide post killed it..

luminouz:
Y all these English Mr Man! Just say u no like d couple! Shikena!!!

I think Jakumo (my future son's name) is talking about white girls not this girl. How are you boo?

kelvinrhs:
I've never heard the word jakumo in reality but in Nigerian movies, and jakumo is the short form of the name ijakumo meaning: ok I'll say its kinda related to being brave, kinda also related to a terrorist[my views from movies]. Yeah finally remembered the meaning. It means WILD CAT

I like it, maybe I'll name my first son Jakumo, Jakumo, Jakumo. I love it so much that Jakumo will be his full name.

kelvinrhs:
I do not worship white people lol... Stop thinking that.
I'm only obsessed with all of y'all

"obsessed with all of yall" Who is all of yall? I know you don't think that I am a Caucasoid.

kelvinrhs:
Why would I want to worship my fellow human?
And if I want to marry a white woman, I woudlnt consider marrying a fat ugly one lol... But truth be told I love bbw lol... Yeah for Reals. Love all types.
Jesus should be white, he was born in bethelem, close to jerusalem I guess.

Those people aren't the real Hebrews they are invaders, even Arabs ask the question, How did the Hebrews leave Israel black and come back white? You have genuine Hebrew descendants right there in Nigeria, you should know that. ,,
Sure you would marry a big fat ugly white girl because you wrote it yourself "I think all white girls are beautiful " because of their white skin therefore you would not be able to see that some are facially challenged.

luminouz:
Stop Please! It is tew much! U wan make d guy cry

He has no problem excepting the truth. He will admit to you that everything I said about him is true and he is very proud of his obsession with white women as well as white men. He worships them because their skin is white. Just ask him.

Luxuryconsult:
To the poster above me.. I wonder ooo.

And Op, this ain't never gonna trend or are you placing a curse? That guy was actually coming to the atm machine centre and then his madness met him in between.. So he still remembered something like atm, thats why he still branch there.. He was actually playing with the machine if you ask me.. That guy is mad.. Totally insane

Watch the video, it's faggotry in Atlanta, gay capital of black gay Americans.

These fa.gs that are behaving like this should all be hunted down and executed, they are a disgrace to black people w
orldwide.

abbeyty:
I think is the woman responsibility to pay for any man who is going to deflower her not the other way round, does she think it is an easy job to deflower a woman ? it requires hard-work and dedication

Really?

BTENISON:
Please i need your advice, i'm dating a girl who doesnt mind my inability to meet her financial needs cos i'm just recovering from an accident but each time she complains to me about her needs i feel like i'm limiting her. So should i let her go or

It's not your responsibility to take care of her finances she's not even your fiance. She should be helping you out in your time of need. Tell her to get a job.

luminouz:
Babe babe! U don't need African fly or bee or skylark or funbact A or any of DAT poo! Urs sincerely is capable all night long!!

Lol I wasn't speaking about myself.

burticious:
Hehe.. So some guys hasn't not hear about this.. Hehe..if you have a lady that doesn't like sex at all.. Or don't feel urge for sex..my brother just drop Spanish fly in her drink or anything.. In less than 2hrs, she go dey cry and beg for sex ni.. This thing bad o.. Pls only try it with your Bae o

If you are a guy who cannot handle lots of sex for a long period of time don't give this to your girl because she will be insatiable, you know, to much of a good thing can be harmful.

joeysuki:
i know someone that can help you import it direct from spain , you get money ??

I believe it comes from Mexico, well it use to.

godello:
Dear nairalander i need an info on how i can get spanish fly in Nigeria. Pls i'm desperately in need of it. Thanks

Why do you need it?

adajoe555:
Gosh..this is serious .. Sex enticing drugs

Does it have any side effect?

I know that the Spanish fly will cause a person to want insatiable sex but there is another sex drug that wicked people have been known to put into unsuspecting women drinks, I can't think of the name of it but it is known as the rape drug. It causes the woman body to go completely paralyzed, she can see and hear everything around her but she cannot move or speak and will have no memory of it this is when the man will have his way with her *rape *. Some men are disgustingly inhuman.

kelvinrhs:
Very funny... You've got me smilling lol...
Sincerely I don't consider anyone ugly except those with tribal marks, and people that annoys me.
Yes its true, I consider all white women beautiful, but I also consider all white men handsome. Its an obsession on both genders ok... Not just the female
I would do all my best to ensure I marry a white skinned woman. I would never think of leaving her haha
ha

You are only obsessed with what you see on television which they don't look like in reality but if you ever move to the west your perception will change and reality will kick in and you will realize what an misguided, brainwashed, embarrassment you have been to black people all over the world.
If you ever move amongst them please don't let them know that you worship them. I often wonder do you feel this way because they are white and you think Jesus is white (which he is not ) and you associate them to be god like when they are the complete opposite.

lefulefu:
well actually u cant really say if a lady is homely by just her appearance.have seen ladies on skintight jeans even with a more homely character than a lady who dresses in a conservative way.though this canadian lady has a sort of good girl look about her and dats why most guys here say she looks homely.

OK but looks can be deceiving.

lefulefu:
meaning she is d gud girl type....in other words a wife material.thats wat we mean by homely over here

OK, but how can you tell just by looking at a picture?

Jakumo:
The black man, whether from the ghettos of North American cities, or from the teeming slums of Africa, has been brainwashed over generations into worshiping the white woman with such blind intensity that even the most ugly, overweight, combative, illiterate, and dim-witted white woman is regarded as the quintessential image of perfect feminine beauty.

That backward-thinking, bush-monkey mentality explains all too clearly why black men who marry the very ugliest of the ugly white women STILL parade those truly hideous spouses for all the world to see, without realizing that in so doing, both partners in such unions become the object of universal ridicule and contempt by all who recognize the utter absurdity of the union between a star-struck black man, and his exceedingly ugly, fat and old "dream girl".

LMAO Kelvinrhs you got to come and read this, Jakumo has got you down to a science, he just exposed you all the way down to your soul.
By the way Jakumo I love that name, do you know what it means?

DanseMacabre:
Everybody or no, most people just rush to comment without looking at the facts, even when they are crystal-clear.
I'd have guessed Hawaiian descent though.


As for 'homely', the most succinct phrase to describe what we mean by it is 'wife material'.

OK.

adajoe555:
Pls what is Spanish fly? and what is it used for

It's a sex inticing drug, always watch your drink when you go to clubs, if someone ask you to dance always make sure that you drink your drink before you leave your seat.

SERIOUSLY ladies.

I know of a girl who was given a Spanish fly without her knowledge and she tried to hump the stick
shift in her car, true story.

Is there something wrong with you guys eyes, why do you keep calling her white when she's clearly Asian and possibly biracial Asian /black.
In the United States when we say that someone is homely we mean that they are plain or ugly, what do you all mean by saying she's homely?

Headlesschicken:
he doesn't need to walk like bobrisky 4him to b gay,n!gga u weren't there,why not stop in front of me 2ask me questions assuming his intentions wia appropriate,wat stopped him from walking up to me 2ask questions, if only u know ow dis niggas now operate,I'm sure u won't b asking me dis...

I agree with you if a guy said hello dear to another guy here he would definitely be seen as gay. There are a lot of gay/bisexual/gay tendencies men on nairaland.