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Alezy:
lolz...teeny weeny pee pee.

Lmao Baby you will be surprised at how many of men who are unblessed with teeny weeny pee pees.

Alezy:
oh that's great. how was ur day?

I'm doing fine darling, I miss you though.

Adesiji77:
Why not? Is it food?

Actually it is food for the married soul.

lefulefu:
very possible if the feelin the guy has for the girl is the type a brother has for his sister..in otherwords they just friends.

I think there are four reasons a man will date a woman for four years without sex, in this order.
4. He has a Side chic
3. He has a Teeny weeny pee pee
2. He is impotent
1. The girl is just a beard

Alezy:
am so sorry dear, told u I misplaced my phone, only just got another today. how have you been?

I just need to know that you are lok. I'm doing fine

MrCork:
..by the way were yorrrr picture at?...I wannnnto see ifine!

Lol I want to see your picture too.

MrCork:
...somebody ask me to ask u...*don't u have sckoooooool homework? (No oofensece)

Why are you commenting on a post that was typed years ago. Stop lagging and catch up. No offense.

Alezy:
okay dear

Where are you?

kelvinrhs:
I hope you'll reply lol

I will.

Mann11:
No worry I know how we go take do am. He is just not being appreciative. Since you are whiter than snow, I will recommend someone blacker than charcoal for you. So that when you both are mixed, a sensible colour will come out. Yes, you gerrit, SP hybridization! Where is this boyish old man self? Airforce ooo.

That woman is not white are you color blind?

kelvinrhs:
Weird! I think u are lieing.
Is there other means that I can contact u privately like on whatsapp? Please...

You can contact me through my email here, it's my personal mail contact.
By the way I wasn't lying.

Actually it's 4 different girls.

kelvinrhs:
That seems like a threat.
Are u on other social medias website like fb?

It's not a threat but a fact. No I'm not on facebook only nairaland.

kelvinrhs:
Isn't the woman world that's supposed to be rocked lol

Everyone deserves to have their world rocked.

motherfuckers:
what do you mean by true story behind that word?

Besides, it's juts a moniker on there.

That word originally started in America when the white slave master would put bags over the African slaves heads and make him fuk his own mother, hence the word motherfuker. Those Africans suffered so much.
Did you know that they were even boiled in a pot of hot water for punishment. White people are some evil devils.

motherfucker:
Sometime last month, a girl I knew through my brother came to a place where I usually buy tiles and along came her friend. Well, they were in haste and I had to discuss with the dude whom sells the tiles concerning a business contract we were chasing and so I didn't bother to speak to them.

After they had left, next day I guess, I called the one I knew to asked about the girl she came with. To my surprise, the next question was "Do you like her?" I wanted to avoid the question and so she repeated it again, "Do you like her, if you do, I will speak to her for you" I said yes, just to see what will come out of it.

I was expecting days feedback or even weeks but she called same day that the girl said NO. I said okay no problem. She hung up and called me back within 20 seconds and said the girl wants to speak with me. I said okay, give her the phone. We spoke and I asked her questions briefly and ended the call.

The one I knew well later called me and told me to be careful about the girl because they sleep in same house and she can't really understand her ways with guys. She cautioned me to not put my hope on it. That very day, I taught she was speaking out to jealousy or envy.... but read on.

You really should change your name because it's disrespectful to your mother. There is a true story behind that word

MrCork:
....ok..so valentine day in Nigeria is in May.... correct?...they don't sell calendar?(no oofensece)

Don't be silly it's an old thread.

Jacksparr0w127:
To give my opinion of how useless the thread is

[quote

How was it useless when it was a valentines wish to me.? author=Jacksparr0w127 post=56949013]To give my opinion of how useless the thread is[/quote]

rockyh:
dear any lady with a big n beautiful shape has an immense value to me coz cos the big bold n beautiful ladies rock a guy's world

OK I got it.

Alezy:
why?

Where's my baby?

dacruz007:
Can any woman honestly tell us why women generally go into relationship with a guy(s) or (to be fair to them) accept a relationship proposal from a men if not for material gain and would not want to reciprocate the kind gesture she receives from the man sexually?

All women are not in a relationship for material gains, a lot of us can provide for ourselves. If I am with a man it's because I want him not because of what he can do for me.

You downgrade a relationship between a man and a woman to a prostitute and a john when you made the comment that a woman should reciprocate sexx because of gifts received. With that mentality why even bother being in a relationship just go and purchase a prostitute.

I have been on Nairaland for a few years now and I have read a lot of posts by men and women and it seems like so many people don't understand the real concept of a relationship.

People are always posting that they want a God fearing woman or a God fearing man but the greed is overwhelming.There is so much greed to the point that I'm thinking wtf.

It's seems that money and sexx is all that matters in a relationship, give me give me give me, give me.

As for myself, if we love each other, I am going to want and need him in every way other than his finances because I have my own but that doesn't imply that he shouldn't be working because a man must be able to provide for himself.

Jacksparr0w127:
Pardon?

Why did you come to the thread when the title clearly stated it was about me, only to say that it's fukery?

rockyh:
This is what I call a lady of value

I'm just curious, how would you know that she is a lady of value just by looking at a picture unless you are talking about a green card value?

redbeans:
hmm.. Now you want to push me away. I thought we agreed to balance the equation some time ago (tall to short, remember? )

Lol I'm not pushing you away

Jacksparr0w127:
Everything about this thread. #NoOffense

Then why come to it, you knew it was about me.

Nina4u:
hahahaha I'm tellin u I enyoy getting my toes sucked.. Ofcause u got to have clean feets but I'm tellin u.. U should try it

LMAO it was the most disgusting feeling I ever experienced.

Jacksparr0w1207:
Such fvckery

What is?

redbeans:
emm.. More like black america kind of fairness . I'll wait for u like a waiter. Love can be patient

Aren't there fair skin girls in Nigeria who don't bleach?

redbeans:
oh baby. I've got white love [minus green love o so d wrong signal isn't sent]. I've missed your presence @ my.shining.armour

You have white love? Where did you meet your white love?

kelvinrhs:
*sighs*...
By the way are you thinking/planning to marry a Nigerian?

You never know, but I would have to make sure that he's genuine because if I give him my heart and marry him and then I find out that he was only using me, he will never make it back to Nigeria.

redbeans:
Aww.. Khiaa dear, hope you're viewing this. Loves knows no bound

Yeah it's beautiful if it's real. I love black love.

kelvinrhs:
I was guessing it should be related to caucasian.
Didn't look up the prev word lol... But I know this word, its used to like identify or rep vampires. Pale white skin.

Has nothing to do with vampires.
Negro= Negroid
Caucasian =Caucasoid
Asian =Mongoloid
I would assume that you get turned on by the Vampire's pale skin.